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Pictured: Me, escaping the trap that is this thread.

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CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE? THERE’S A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY MAN, WHO’S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND THERE’S OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT BECAUSE ITS REALLY SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. (stollen from r/copypasta)
 
Ned Flander was in his yard, gardeneing and watering his flowers. Homer Simpsoon was driving hom from work and accidentelly crashed into a tree. he stepped ou t of the car and caught on fire, screaming like a maniacal gorilla.

"Oh Homer!" Ned sad. He took out jis hose and sprayed Homner with it, and Homer was not on fire asnd was wet.

"Pewh," Homer said. "You really saved my bacn, Flanders!"

"Nothing I wouldn't do for my neghbor, Ned said. "Maybe you outta chaunge your clothes?"

"Right now?" Homer askd.

"You can cum in my house," Ned repled. "Rod and Todd are at scool right now, so yo don't hafe to worry about anywone walking in on you Homer!"

"Homer shurgged. "Okay," said Homner. He walked into Fladres house and proceeded to get nuude. His wet, naked, fat body glistned in the light. Homer took a look into the mirror and admired the studly man he thought hewas.

"How's it going homer?" Ned ased. He walked in to see Homer's completely naed secual body. Homer turned around and screamed as Ned caught a climse of Homer's 12 inch penus. "Well..."

"Wahteew you doing here?!" Homer yelled, struggling to cover his massive yellow squash.

"Taking in the sights," Ned said. He unzipped his patns and droped them, exposing his two 13 inch God-given holy hammers. "Now homer," he said, bending over, "Will you give this serveant of God salvation in my butthole?"

Homer hmmed to himself, rubbing his fat chun. "Well, okay," he replied. "I'm going to nail your ass like it's Jebus!"

He instered his hot rod inside of Ned's holy cavern. The God lovin dude was getting his pooper pounded like Scratchy getting his head bashed in by Itchy.

"That's the spot, Homer!" Ned exclaimed. "Oh Lord, bless this diddly donger!"

Homer grabbed onto Ned's well sculpted ass and thrusted hardeer. "I'm gonna cum!~" Homer said cumming in Ned's colon. His sperm filled the two dicked god man's shitter. As Homer was catching his breath, who else but Granpa Simpson would walk in?

"I've lost my meds again," Gandpa said. He then saw the two men fuckng. "OH MY GOD!"

Grandpa then had a hart attack and dyed.
 
ShittyRecolor said:
I honestly don't get why so many people find Emma Watson attractive. She just looks like a crossdressing 13 year old boy to me.
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she's not anything crazy special, but I'd still probably nut before i could even get it in
 
Came here wondering what the number 195 was for, and now I'm trapped here as well. Curse you, numbers.
 
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