195 - If you see this thread, you must post in it.

[Daisuke Jigen]

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

 

[FemalePresident]

 

[AnOminous]

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[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

What's a good way to clean blood and bone fragments out of the carpet? I tried formula 409, but those pesky stains just won't come out!

 

[Bob Page]

Today, the farms embarks on a conquest.
Here and now, we will eradicate the authority and influence of australatina!
Our world is just beginning. Theirs is dying!
It is not enough to break free. We will break them!
Phil's cities will burn along with the pages of their history.

Farms Aeternum.

 

[Zeorus]

Today, the farms embarks on a conquest.
Here and now, we will eradicate the authority and influence of australatina!
Our world is just beginning. Theirs is dying!
It is not enough to break free. We will break them!
Phil's cities will burn along with the pages of their history.

Farms Aeternum.

lol calm down

 

[Bob Page]

lol calm down

I know. Just a shitpost.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

This is my prime ground for shitposting when I'm in one of those moods because I don't even need to read anything anyone else said before coming in and then leaving.

 

[Bob Page]

"Say Nigger!"
*mic drop*

 

[Boss HM-2]

 

[SpessCaptain]

Wee lad

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Spoiler: From baiting.org

djlicuova: heya! asl?
NYCockExchange: Mmmm, sexy chat? You IM baiter? Have fun? yes?
djlicuova: ....um
djlicuova: ?
NYCockExchange: Your dick release a juice? r u orgasm? Mmmm?
djlicuova: sorry... i just thought you were from utah. slc?
NYCockExchange: I live in Utah after moving from Japan. I like dick! It very soothing and cool!
djlicuova: like for real? or just pretend? your very young for that.
NYCockExchange: Dick very comfortable... it feel excellent and satisfiying!!
djlicuova: not to be mean, i'm sure your sweat, but anyone ever tell you your a whack job? where are you learning your english???!!!
djlicuova: it can be hard i know. i moved here from mexico when i was young. i like the us, but not ut. you?
NYCockExchange: Yes... I sweat when when your good dick is solid in my pleasant vagina.
djlicuova: lol
djlicuova: better make sure your parents dont see lol
NYCockExchange: You want a cyber? Mmmm?
djlicuova: @---I---- a rose for sweet rosie

NYCockExchange: The rose is smell good... I much like it!
djlicuova: not as much as i like you

what do you look like rosei? do you have a pic?
djlicuova: ...rosie

NYCockExchange: My pic not on computer.
djlicuova: oh

djlicuova: oh well. i bet your very cute. maybe we could meat in rl sometime?

NYCockExchange: Okay it sounds okay.
NYCockExchange: What is your age?
djlicuova: ... well... 21. not to old, cuz we could just meat as friends. i just like meating new people.
djlicuova: are you there? not scared?
NYCockExchange: Meat like sushi? You bring also saki?
djlicuova: meat as in see your pretty face

NYCockExchange: You eat the meat of my face?
NYCockExchange: What will I put makeup on after?
djlicuova: lol
djlicuova: no not meet, meat

silly

just a small difference

NYCockExchange: You are butcher man?
djlicuova: hey, i have to go

but it was nice talking to you. your the sweetest, cutest girl online. can i talk to you again sometime?

NYCockExchange: I not want you to carve my face
djlicuova: never! cover it in kisses mabye

djlicuova: ...maybe
NYCockExchange: But you want meat of my face!!
djlicuova: no, i don't. just forget it. k?
NYCockExchange: Does not taste good.... forget for you is best.
djlicuova: um, i don't have to go for a little bit maybe. do you still want to cyber. no meet, promise

djlicuova:

ok.
NYCockExchange: You sexy chat? Good?
djlicuova: yeah, sure

NYCockExchange: Begin?
djlicuova: what are you wearing sweatie?

NYCockExchange: Not sweaty yet... have not fingered pleasant hole.
djlicuova: lets fix that

NYCockExchange: Hole is not broken. Okay? Mmmm?
djlicuova: your a virgin? cool

djlicuova: have you ever thought of having sex for real with someone a little older- who knows what he's doing?
NYCockExchange: Not understand you.
djlicuova: we can think of that later. i'm getting hard just talking to you. what are you wearing now?
NYCockExchange: I wear brouse and silk dress. They smooth... feel relax.
djlicuova: mmm. i sit by you at the bed, stroake your soft hair and slip your shirt slowly off your shoulder.
NYCockExchange: Shirt... is not of shoulder.
djlicuova: kiss your shoulder, even smoother than the silk on your body. take off your dress for me?
NYCockExchange: Shirt is not of shoulder. It wear on my chest and body stomach.
djlicuova: ok. but don't wear anything now k?

NYCockExchange: You want off clothes? Mmmm?
NYCockExchange: Your dick is solid?
djlicuova: yeah. getting that way. what can yuo do to help?
NYCockExchange: Your hand choke your dick well?
djlicuova: mm, and your hand too please?
djlicuova: are you busy rosey? or just slow typer?
NYCockExchange: My hand is happy... it feel my handle and make sweet feeling.
djlicuova: sorry to leave. i really do have to go though... just hoped we could be quicker. can i im you sometime when i have more time?
NYCockExchange: Sexy chat IM? Mmmm? Horny?
djlicuova: yeah. soon. promise. put me on your buddy list!

djlicuova: bye bye sweatie

NYCockExchange: Wait?
djlicuova: i can't for long...

but what?
NYCockExchange: I not add you buddy.
djlicuova:

why?
NYCockExchange: Because I don't fucking understand you at all. Maybe you could explain to me why the fuck you'd want to put an older man on your buddy list... especially one that acts like a little girl on the internet & has really shitty english?
djlicuova: wtf?
djlicuova: you are a whack job, you sick fucking psycho
NYCockExchange: I want my 10" cock sucked by a younger man. Think you can do that for me, motherfucker? You're 14 years my junior, but you're near the prime of your sex life.
djlicuova: what happened to your daughter?
NYCockExchange: Daughter? Who the fuck are you talking about?
djlicuova: the girl, rosie, she was sweat. where is she?
djlicuova: better stop threatening me sick fuck. i'm in utah to, and i know what school she goes to.
NYCockExchange: I threw her in the closet and locked it up... It's just you and me now.
djlicuova: that's ilegal! let her out!
NYCockExchange: I'm her exchange sponsor... I'll do what I want. And I'm not letting her out until you suck my cock.
djlicuova: like i give a fuck. *suck suck* now let her the fuck out or i'll report child servises on you! that's against the law, and i know her name. they could find you in no time you sick, fucking, morman bastard.
NYCockExchange: Look, fucker... She's banging on the closet door now. Am I going to let her out because you sucked my cock, or am I going to have to use raw force to get her to shut the fuck up?
djlicuova: i sucked your fucking cock. *suck suck* and do whatever the fuck you want. i'm calling child protective welfare right now. enjoy your last hour as a disgrase to men.
NYCockExchange: Yeah? Well, if you call, I'm going to fucking KILL HER, you got that? You think her parents in Tokyo will like that? What NOW, motherfucker?
djlicuova: sick fuck. you would be in jail the rest of your fucking life. then you'd be the ass monkey.
djlicuova: just let her go, tell me where to come get her and i won't say a word
NYCockExchange: If you wanna come get her, you better bring a shovel... cause you just pissed me off, and she's gonna pay the price.
djlicuova: fucking fagget liar
djlicuova: take the shovel, stick it up your ass, and cum like you always do
NYCockExchange: Watch the news tonight. Maybe you'll get to see a little picture of the victim.
djlicuova: at least let me talk with her- bring her back for a minute, and i'll do whatever the fuck you want. i just want to make sure she's ok?
NYCockExchange: She's NOT okay... You fucking pissed me off earlier. So I'm getting you back this way, understand? Yeah, you LIKE that fucking shit, don't you?
djlicuova: bastard liar. don't im me anymore.
NYCockExchange: Hello? I type not fast now... arm not good. It open.
djlicuova: leave. get out of the house, run.
djlicuova: tell me where to pick youup
NYCockExchange: I am in rope. No run. Feeling not good strong.
djlicuova: wheres your house? i'll beat that bastard down
NYCockExchange: In near creek and trees. At side of park. I am cold.
djlicuova: near the bookstore? that's the only creek i know of...
NYCockExchange: You are nice good person. You have meat of my face when I no live more soon.
djlicuova:

that won't happen. he won't kill you. he'd be in jail forever. i promise though, i'll find your school and then your address. i *will* save you. i have to sign off though, so i can use the phone. just hang on ok?
djlicuova: see you soon rosie. be strong
NYCockExchange: Are you gonna call the cops? If you disconnect, I'll break her fucking neck!!Previous message was not received by djlicuova because of error: User djlicuova is not available.
djlicuova signed on at 2:43:59 PM.
djlicuova: are you still there? where do you go to school? not in slc? i can't find it anywhere!
NYCockExchange: Who the fuck is this?
djlicuova: oh, the bastard faget. put rosie on.
NYCockExchange: What the fuck? Don't tell me that you were trying to track me down? You think you're some kind of a fucking hero?
djlicuova: hardly. you're a sick fuck though, and don't deserve an exchange student. she doesn't even rrealize that things can be better for her here!
NYCockExchange: Things can't get any better for her anymore.
NYCockExchange: Especially if I can't get her pulse going anymore.
djlicuova: not with you
djlicuova: fucking liar. is there even an exchange student there?
NYCockExchange: Not any more... just a corpse, I'm afraid.
djlicuova: i think you're lying. i don't think there is even a rosie at all
NYCockExchange: Whatever, motherfucker. It doesn't matter now. She's gone.
NYCockExchange: Don't tell me - you're one of those goddamned romantics, and you can't get over the cold, hard facts. Am I right?
djlicuova: you've pissed me off more than i ever kind of liked rosie. i can't wait to watch your sorry, stretched-out ass frying
NYCockExchange: You dumb son-of-a-bitch!! Don't be surprised if you leave your home one day & find her head on your fucking porch.
djlicuova: she did leave it to me ass blow.
djlicuova: and your sorry ass will rott because of it. i don't think she could've died (if she did, i still think your fucking with me) for a better reason.
NYCockExchange: Go fuck yourself, asshole - I'm above the law. ...You can't even begin to understand my connections. I ain't going down.
djlicuova: we'll see. at the least you'll be down at my feet sucking my big fat cock.
NYCockExchange: Why, will you be sharing a fucking cell with me somewhere?
NYCockExchange: That'd be fitting... a convicted killer and a child molestor in the same cell.
djlicuova: you being both?
NYCockExchange: I'm not surprised that you don't see yourself as a child molestor.... you're a sick motherfucker, you know that?
NYCockExchange: Violence is okay... kids need to learn obedience. But sex with kids is wrong.
djlicuova: says the guy who "opened" a 13 year old immigrants arm?
djlicuova: not if you are a kid fucker. besided, nothings illegal over the internet
djlicuova: i'm done with you getting your jollies playing with my mind.
djlicuova: tell rosie it was nice talking with her, and she knows my sn if she ever wants to talk, sorry piece of shit.
NYCockExchange: Spoken like a true wanna-be hero. ...Fucking geek.
djlicuova: at least i'm not the one pretending to be 13 online. some great life you must have, champion
djlicuova: all kinds of joy and fufillment
djlicuova signed off at 3:06:22 PM.

 

[Boss HM-2]

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

 

[Bob Page]

Spoiler: Obilgatory Sheevposting

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

 

[Bandit Keith]

Can't remember

why I have this

 

[AnOminous]

 

[Terrorist]

I FUCK THE MUSIC I MAKE IT CUERRM

I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SURF AND TURF

 

[Zeorus]

balls

 

[D.Va]