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It's more accurate to say he doesn't really care anymore, not in that he's grown to accept his tubbyness but because he can't see the threads any more it's dropped of his list of concerns.

He dont care cause he done bagged himself a man hunty

Now if only they could stand to be in the same room together
 
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But yet not the asspats he wants. He clearly wants sexy talk

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Unbelievable, he's getting more asspats from this post than anything he's done in the past month or two and it's STILL not good enough because they aren't gasping at how "kinky" he is for posting vanilla bondage shit.

Of course, maybe we're analysing this wrong and Phil is hinting that he wants to pursue a career in law enforcement. I mean, hey, he does like ratting people out. Oh dear God, please let there be an autistic Judge Dredd saga!

It's not about being a lesbian, it's about being a transwoman. That's where the big oppression points are to be gained. There's an oppression arms race in sexual politics. Gay men are practically mainstream these days, at least in liberal metropolitan areas, so there's nothing novel about being one.

Pretty much this. It's why I have so much trouble taking the SJWs seriously when they rant about gender. Gay people "aren't oppressed enough" so they don't like them any more. It's like high school kids claiming their favorite punk band is "selling out." These twats don't really have much in the way of any identity; they just want attention.

Plus, claiming to be an oppressed trans woman lesbian otherkin means they don't have to interact with us minorities, who might not be the mystical enlightened gurus or swarthy Bollywood backup dancers they want to imagine us as. And unlike us, they can stop being a lesbian trans whatecerr whenever it becomes inconvenient for them
 
Why was he so concerned with his weight then? Kiwis made fun of a lot more than just that.

He's always had a bit of concern with his weight, but it's only really been a issue to him when others will notice it or more accurately mention it. It's like with his teeth when we started equating him to Mr.Ed and Rodents he covered his mouth when we stopped doing that he stopped covering his mouth - in a weird way we act as his subconscious mind niggiling at his self worth and making him subconsciously do things...
 
I love that all the comments completely superficial. They're either things that anyone could know from a week or so of his recent posts or total generic shit that you could say to anyone.

Even when he fishes for a comment about his alleged love of bondage, no one (not even his heartsweet Toren!) bites. It really hammers home how he's incapable of creating any kind of meaningful long term relationships. *sigh*
 
Phil isnt phil without
his pin worm
A minimum two threads a day
@Ravenor to watch over him
Hypocrisy
Dirted crapped leather pants

But mostly hes without wiping
 
I love that all the comments completely superficial. They're either things that anyone could know from a week or so of his recent posts or total generic shit that you could say to anyone.

Even when he fishes for a comment about his alleged love of bondage, no one (not even his heartsweet Toren!) bites. It really hammers home how he's incapable of creating any kind of meaningful long term relationships. *sigh*

Slingblade probably didn't mention it because Phil is a poseur and his bondage shtick is just for show.
 
Of course, maybe we're analysing this wrong and Phil is hinting that he wants to pursue a career in law enforcement. I mean, hey, he does like ratting people out. Oh dear God, please let there be an autistic Judge Dredd saga!
If this came to pass, it would finally solve one of the great mysteries of the series: you never see Dredd's face because his head is too flabby for his helmet to be removed.
And unlike us, they can stop being a lesbian trans whatecerr whenever it becomes inconvenient for them
I've noticed that the thing about the troons that inhabit Kiwifarms' area of interest is that most of them don't really have much of a life. No job, or a minimum-wage drone thing. Few friends if any. No relationship. For most people, coming out as trans would be a massive commitment - it would affect their job, their family, everything around them. For the troons, there's so little going on in their lives that they can adopt or abandon the identity as they please. They exist in a childish state of arrested development. This is why I find it hard to buy the idea that they genuinely do feel that they've always been women.
Slingblade probably didn't mention it because Phil is a poseur and his bondage shtick is just for show.
I have to say, I don't quite get Phil's sexuality. On the one hand, he seems afraid of sex, and his actual sexuality seems to be a mystery. On the other hand, he fairly obviously has vivid fantasies involving humiliation and sexual degradation by older men (Daddy Rape Day, for instance).
 
I believe this is a new pic. Saved for posterity

I see he's playing with the balls he still has.

He's always had a bit of concern with his weight, but it's only really been a issue to him when others will notice it or more accurately mention it.

He's always looked even fatter and more disgusting than he is, but now, he looks like if you left him outside on a hot day, he'd melt into a puddle of biohazardous grease.
 
I have to say, I don't quite get Phil's sexuality. On the one hand, he seems afraid of sex, and his actual sexuality seems to be a mystery. On the other hand, he fairly obviously has vivid fantasies involving humiliation and sexual degradation by older men (Daddy Rape Day, for instance).

I think Phil's sexuality is "Faggot Attention Whore" in that he seems to be attracted to men in some fashion (men, men pretending to be women like Slingblade, or women pretending to be men like Michael), but he needs those sweet asspats and to get protection and support from SJWs, so he says he's a tranny for special snowflake points. That is why he puts zero effort into passing. Deep down inside, I think he's really just a gay guy, or possibly a mostly male attracted bisexual, who has gone so far down the tranny/SJW rabbit hole that he's too confused to say for certain what he is.
 
Are those new tats on his hands? What do they say I cant read them. Something about Hombre
"YO ODIO HOMBRES"

Phil isn't Phil without broken Google translate Spanish.

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Phil isn't Phil without broken, below Google translate level Spanish.
 
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I think Phil's sexuality is "Faggot Attention Whore" in that he seems to be attracted to men in some fashion (men, men pretending to be women like Slingblade, or women pretending to be men like Michael), but he needs those sweet asspats and to get protection and support from SJWs, so he says he's a tranny for special snowflake points. That is why he puts zero effort into passing. Deep down inside, I think he's really just a gay guy, or possibly a mostly male attracted bisexual, who has gone so far down the tranny/SJW rabbit hole that he's too confused to say for certain what he is.
Jailhouse pansexuality, I'd say: Phil will take whatever he can get.
 
Also Phil isn't Phil without a goofy ass smile.

Honestly, I think that's his number one characteristic. It's literally the weirdest smile I've ever seen. It's like a smug potato thinking bad thoughts and smiling in pride about that.

...wait, never mind, that's exactly what it is...
 
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