100 gorillas vs a sedan - What car would you pick to fight 100 gorillas?

[Nefarious Elliot]

You find yourself in a parking lot surrounded by 100 gorillas. You must kill all of them. You are unarmed in a car. Not a hatchback, crossover, 'ute, or offroad vehicle, but a 2 or 4 door consumer spec sedan/coupe.

What car would you choose?

 

[STORCH]

Honda civic.

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Killdozer.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Toyota Corolla

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

a toyota hilux with an anti-aircraft gun mounted on it

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

The 1978 Lincoln Continental. That monster would make quick work of the silverbacks.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

1981 Oldsmobile Delta 88 with a 455 engine



this sumbitch is an absolute fucking tank

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

1996 impala SS, 2002 crown victoria, or 1998 Mercedes S class

 

[PonderosaPete]

A Kia. Not so that I defeat the gorillas, just so there will be one less Kia in the world after the gorillas win.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

they wouldn't even catch the mighty AU Ford Falcon