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A mere spanking scarred you for life?
You must be the biggest pussy on earth Phil.
Phil could stub his toe and call it a broken leg if he thought it would make for some asspats.
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A mere spanking scarred you for life?
You must be the biggest pussy on earth Phil.
Quite often fetishes in adulthood are believed to arise from childhood experiences, so really Phil should be grateful.It's actually way funnier when you take into account that Phil is a BDSM enthusiast who wrote that he enjoys "rough sex" on his OKcupid yet a spanking apparently traumatized him so much he continues to whine about it nearly two decades later.
Now, I understood that Daddy Rape Day only happened once, but this seems to imply that it was a regular occurrence. Is this a new addition to the lie?
Yet another trait lolcows seem to have in common: do anything they don't like to them and they can bear a grudge over it for life. IF Phil were to live to 80, he could still be "squaking" about "Daddy Rape Day."You must be the biggest pussy on earth Phil.
t's not an addition, per se. Phil just simply forgot the finer details of his lies and filled in the gaps.
He must be baffled by the fact that other people can remember them, and call him out. It must be so frustrating for him. Maybe he should buy a filing cabinet where he can keep his lies in order.Often times, people who are frequent liars are skilled at juggling multiple lies at once. Unfortunately for taters, while being a inveterate liar, he's far too stupid to keep consistent details, or even remember which lies he's brought up in the last week. This is largely to our benefit![]()
This is because most lolcows have had a pretty easy life, aside from their own fuck-ups. They don't have jobs or families to support. It's the same reason they invent elaborate identities for themselves and, in Phil's case, why he lies so much. The few instances where they actually have suffered really stand out for them.Yet another trait lolcows seem to have in common: do anything they don't like to them and they can bear a grudge over it for life. IF Phil were to live to 80, he could still be "squaking" about "Daddy Rape Day."
I think we have Phil's account of the raping somewhere. It reads like bad slashfiction and I wouldn't be surprised if Phil lifted sections of it altogether from a Naruto slashfic.Since then it's gone far beyond that, at various times he's claimed the events consisted of everything from fingers in his rectum to outright sodomy, and everything in-between.
I think we have Phil's account of the raping somewhere. It reads like bad slashfiction and I wouldn't be surprised if Phil lifted sections of it altogether from a Naruto slashfic.
I think we have Phil's account of the raping somewhere. It reads like bad slashfiction and I wouldn't be surprised if Phil lifted sections of it altogether from a Naruto slashfic.
Put simply, Angelo spanked Phil..........Phil liked it and now wants it to happen again, just sexually.Quite often fetishes in adulthood are believed to arise from childhood experiences, so really Phil should be grateful.
So if Phil wants to recreate the experience, he should start off by bullying kids in public during a Fourth of July fireworks show.Put simply, Phil spanked Angelo..........Phil liked it and now wants it to happen again, just sexually.
The kids will end up bullying him, sending him squeaking and bouncing back on facebook.So if Phil wants to recreate the experience, he should start off by bullying kids in public during a Fourth of July fireworks show.
Ah yes, ADF's emotional masterpiece "Fourth of July, 1997."
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http://madame-misandry.deviantart.com/art/Fourth-of-July-1997-354668397
Fourth of July, 1997
I remember that day,
- by MADAME-MISANDRY, Feb 16, 2013, 12:17:37 PM
- Literature / Prose / Non-Fiction / Emotional
The Fourth of July Nineteen-Ninety-Seven.
I was defiled by the man,
I was supposed to call 'Father' .
Under those Stars and Stripes
Red, White, and Blue.
It would be the perfect day no one will believe,
Sexual Assault would happened to you.
I guess the word "America" means "freedom" - as in,
"free to rape your fucking eleven-year-old kid" .
I was but a piece of meat,
For him to pound and rip and play.
He radiated sweaty heat
As he bent me over, and was forced to obey.
Like White European Settlers,
He colonized and violated my body,
As if it were land,
a dead thing you can claim.
Maybe I displayed effeminate behavior,
and therefore he decided to have his way with me.
I remember that day,
The Fourth of July Nineteen-Ninety-Seven.
I was defiled by the man,
I was supposed to call 'Father' .
He touched my gentials and my torso
and viced my wrists,
as fireworks exploded along the Delaware,
in Philadelphia that night.
Right on the waterfront,
At Penn's Landing to be exact.
I found the courage to report it to the police,
it went to court in Woodbury, New Jersey.
On August Twelveth, Nineteen-Ninety-Seven , My twelveth birthday.
The Fucking Judge Tomasello, let the bastard walk free.
The court said "My mother and I made this up"
I was blamed for telling the truth
The State protects that patriarchal bastard-of-a-prepetrator,
who lied his way out of jail.
I guess that crack in that Liberty Bell,
shows how fucked up the American Injustice System really is.
I was shamed and ridiculed,
And ostracized from my community.
I cut myself on my shoulder, cut out my first birthmark with scissors,
and attempted suicide several times during my teenage years.
I hated my Male Body,
I didn't want to be a boy anymore, more so after the rape.
So I did something about it years later,
but that's a whole other story I'll get into later.
So this and every Fourth of July: past, present, and future.
Please don't fly those Stars and Stripes for me,
and tell me it represents freedom, its fucking bullshit.
Except Phil uses every hangnail, missed bus and losing lottery ticket as a traumatic event for asspats and sympathy.It's my experience that people who genuinely undergo traumatic sexual experiences tend not to broadcast every anniversary of every detail. This is due to the fact that the experience was, you know, traumatising, and they don't want to remember it, let alone tell the world.
Phil said:I want to stop being raped, so I'm getting elective surgery to get an orifice that is easier to penetrate.
The fact that a man (Phil's dad) had to get a restraining order from his own son (or 'daughter' if we want to fuck with Phil's theory) is extremely sad. I have no clue why Phil thinks this fact will get him asspats.
♫ Phil is just a dead thing you can claim ♫The line about colonizing his body like European settlers never fails to make me laugh and cringe at the same time.