007 will be black - doesn't get anymore woke than this

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how excited are you for this

  • pretty excited

    Votes: 18 7.6%

  • not excited

    Votes: 75 31.8%

  • why oh why oh why

    Votes: 143 60.6%
  • Total voters
    236
Ron /pol/ said:
Everyone ITT seems really butthurt over the fact that there's a brown person in a franchise they like. Like, literally the entire thought process of this thread is "brown person bad".
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You forgot what website you are on?
It's more about the fact it's a part of Hollywood's trend to get rid of anything remotely masculine and "white" and replace it with Identity Politics pandering garbage.

And you can admit you think these movies suck too lol.
 
Ron /pol/ said:
Everyone ITT seems really butthurt over the fact that there's a brown person in a franchise they like. Like, literally the entire thought process of this thread is "brown person bad".
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I have no pain in my butt, more in my sides.

Am I not supposed to make fun of cynical pandering?
 
Ihavetinyweewee said:
I have no pain in my butt, more in my sides.

Am I not supposed to make fun of cynical pandering?
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It's obviously pandering but to get genuinely mad it at, like many people are, is simply hilarious
BoomerDenton said:
You forgot what website you are on?
It's more about the fact it's a part of Hollywood's trend to get rid of anything remotely masculine and "white" and replace it with Identity Politics pandering garbage.

And you can admit you think these movies suck too lol.
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Yeah it'll obviously suck like literally everything Hollywood has made in the last 40 years, but I have you feeling you don't like it because it has a darkie in it, and if it was a whitey in it you wouldn't care.
 
Ron /pol/ said:
It's obviously pandering but to get genuinely mad it at, like many people are, is simply hilarious

Yeah it'll obviously suck like literally everything Hollywood has made in the last 40 years, but I have you feeling you don't like it because it has a darkie in it, and if it was a whitey in it you wouldn't care.
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Implying all movies in the last 40 fucking years sucked.
Implying that I am racist on a site actually owned by a white nationalist.
And implying that the issue isn't because Bond is meant to be a masculine figure and going against that is insulting to the character
 
Clint Westwood said:
I mean shit, Moneypenny is now black.

Just like The Little Mermaid, Hollywood believes it can grift all the liberals into watching their films by race/gender-switching main characters since they’re aware that original content nowadays rarely make bank. And these CEOs are mostly, if not all, white/Jewish.

It’s essentially a new version of black people pleading for shit from white people. Like so-called “house negroes”. Funny that.
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Who cares that Momeypenny is black? At least she's of the right gender.

And the right age. What is Halle Berry? 50 or something? That's downright Tom Cruisey.

Mary Martin was also old when she played Peter Pan, but she was a real singer and actress. Halle Berry is a glorified escort, no matter how many golden dildoes she blows her way to.
 
Ron /pol/ said:
It's obviously pandering but to get genuinely mad it at, like many people are, is simply hilarious

Yeah it'll obviously suck like literally everything Hollywood has made in the last 40 years, but I have you feeling you don't like it because it has a darkie in it, and if it was a whitey in it you wouldn't care.
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Im not mad, but when you mess with a cultural icon: people tend to get annoyed. If they made a red headed superman, people would cry foul. Granted, not exactly the same, but it comes from the same place.

You are correct; if they had a white male replacement 007, nobody would care. They wouldn't know about it cause the press wouldnt be waving it in their faces....
 
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kadoink said:
Elba said he wanted it, then said he didn't want it, then said he wanted it again. He's playing the same pussy games the studio is anyways and likes to bring up race as an issue.
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But Elba fit with the character: swave, studly, imposing, from the UK.

This new lady looks like a McDonald's manager.
 
Truthboi said:
Could be worse, she could just be a FtM James Bond. At least they have the decency to have the actual James Bond in the movie.
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That shit would be hilarious. A FTM with helium voice? Trying to be James Bond? I'd see that movie, perhaps twice....

Devilish Jack o Lantern said:
I mean , i'm not that confident but i am pretty confident on it . mostly cuz i don't have a salary atm XD
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Ok, I chop off your dick if you're wrong...
Are you really that certain?
 
madethistocomment said:
Lupita Nyong'o is right fucking there, man. At least she looks like the type of woman Bond would want to fall in bed with.
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Lupita is also a well-loved actress with a lot of talent and charisma. If you're going to pander, pander with high fucking taste.

This is scraping the bottom of the barrel without mercy.
 
Ihavetinyweewee said:
Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick!!! You're very demanding target audience.

Ok Ok, fuck that dumb niggress(she looked like a man anyways)...

Ok ok...how about..eh..a blind Chaz Bono who is in the process of transitioning to become a yellow Aston Martin?

You're inner progressive cant resist that. We need you to watch it 40 million times...
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My favorite part is the last sentence
"Well certainly not at the beginning"

Alto said:
Lupita is also a well-loved actress with a lot of talent and charisma. If you're going to pander, pander with high fucking taste.

This is scraping the bottom of the barrel without mercy.
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She can't act. Lol.
 
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