007 will be black - doesn't get anymore woke than this

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how excited are you for this

  • pretty excited

    Votes: 18 7.6%

  • not excited

    Votes: 75 31.8%

  • why oh why oh why

    Votes: 143 60.6%
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Ptolemy said:
Never forget: every series or saga you love and cherish will one day get shit on and mangled until you can't recognize it anymore. For me, first it was Starwars, now it's James Bond, NOTHING is sacred. I pray to God LotR remains untouched until I die.
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Just watch Gandalf being an obese sassy black woman and Frodo a pansexual Mexican dude with daddy issues.
 
Dr. Shieet!
From Africa with AIDS
Goldnigger
Ghettoballs
You Only Chimp Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Welfare
Felons are Forever
Abort And Let Die
The Man With The Stolen Gun
The Spy Who Raped Me
Coonraker
For Muh Dick Only
Negropussy
Never Say Nigger Again
A View to A Crime
License To Steal
Browneye
The Negro Never Dies
The Reparation Is Not Enough
Chimp Another Day
Ghetto Royale
Quantum of Welfare
 
Jesus Christ. I'd be fine with this if they cast Idris Elba as the new Bond, but a woman?

No woman of any nation can succeed James Bond. His whole appeal is that he's the man every other man wishes he could measure up to: from his strength, to his intelligence, to his courage, to his gambling talents, to his success with women, to his ability to drink and smoke well past the point of putting us mortals under the table. Something tells me we're not gonna see those last three things now that they've changed 007s.

There's room for kickass women spy movies, like in the parallel universe where Red Sparrow and the Tomb Raider movies didn't blow, but this isn't what that's about. This is the same horseshit that went on with the Ghostbusters remake, only with less chance of success.
 
Hollywood has unveiled the new 007 and she's beautiful
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I understand not liking this, which I don't like when people do this shit for "muh diversity" reasons, but I can see people sperging out over this which I wouldn't see any good reason on why. Just don't see the movie if you don't like it, don't start a KiA war when you don't have a hand in having good-worded arguments. Let someone else handle it.
 
BoomerDenton said:
Bond movies have had black actresses before.
Just you have to be dense not to know the context of why they are having 007 be a black woman.
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I mean shit, Moneypenny is now black.

Just like The Little Mermaid, Hollywood believes it can grift all the liberals into watching their films by race/gender-switching main characters since they’re aware that original content nowadays rarely make bank. And these CEOs are mostly, if not all, white/Jewish.

It’s essentially a new version of black people pleading for shit from white people. Like so-called “house negroes”. Funny that.
 
‘Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed,” a source told the Mail.

This sounds like a straw man and it’s not, wtf is this timeline
 
Why, of course 007 will be a black woman! I think she should be trans too, though.

It's the current year after all!
 
Look this has nothing to do with the race or sex of the character( well sex a little ) . In fact I would’ve wanted idris Elba to take the role . But taking the 007 mantle to some jobber who doesn’t even embody the same character as Bond it’s just so lame
 
jellycar said:
Lmao jk

They literally confirmed in an article they aren't doing shit with it.
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Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick!!! You're very demanding target audience.

Ok Ok, fuck that dumb niggress(she looked like a man anyways)...

Ok ok...how about..eh..a blind Chaz Bono who is in the process of transitioning to become a yellow Aston Martin?

You're inner progressive cant resist that. We need you to watch it 40 million times...

BroccoliBrain said:
‘Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed,” a source told the Mail.

This sounds like a straw man and it’s not, wtf is this timeline
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How do they know she is brilliant? She could be a southern black mammy for all we know....
 
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My dad was a massive James Bond fan and his death last fall was just in time to miss this shit. Although it would be fun to hear his racist jokes about this travesty the jokes would only have been to lighten the pain of what they are doing to one of his favorite franchises.
 
Larry Anon said:
Dr. Shieet!
From Africa with AIDS
Goldnigger
Ghettoballs
You Only Chimp Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Welfare
Felons are Forever
Abort And Let Die
The Man With The Stolen Gun
The Spy Who Raped Me
Coonraker
For Muh Dick Only
Negropussy
Never Say Nigger Again
A View to A Crime
License To Steal
Browneye
The Negro Never Dies
The Reparation Is Not Enough
Chimp Another Day
Ghetto Royale
Quantum of Welfare
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You this sound like a fun idea.
 
not william stenchever said:
My dad was a massive James Bond fan and his death last fall was just in time to miss this shit. Although it would be fun to hear his racist jokes about this travesty the jokes would only have been to lighten the pain of what they are doing to one of his favorite franchises.
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You've gotta make the jokes, godspeed dude.
 
Everyone ITT seems really butthurt over the fact that there's a brown person in a franchise they like. Like, literally the entire thought process of this thread is "brown person bad".
 
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