007 will be black - doesn't get anymore woke than this

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how excited are you for this

  • pretty excited

    Votes: 18 7.6%

  • not excited

    Votes: 75 31.8%

  • why oh why oh why

    Votes: 143 60.6%
  • Total voters
    236
Xerxes IX said:
There's going to be an extended scene where black female Bond is going to chew old obsolete fucking white male Bond out for even looking at a woman funny, calling it right now.
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No, she is just going to better than him in every single way(after he was kinda condescending to her initally).
Then he realizes her awesomness and treats her as the better future of 00 agents...
 
Xerxes IX said:
There's going to be an extended scene where black female Bond is going to chew old obsolete fucking white male Bond out for even looking at a woman funny, calling it right now.
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Check out this scene from Netflix's """"The Punisher"""" (extra quotes because there's no punishing going on), where some some pajeet CIA agent called Madani gives her superior an attitude:


And her character was supposed to be based off of agent O'Brien from the MAX comic books, where she's the complete opposite of what you see on that show. All the more reason to not watch it.

So yea... you can bet your ass there's gonna be a scene similar to that one on this "Bond" movie.
 
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Meanwhile, in America:



Fuck James Bond. Its a garbage series for faggy brits. We got The Rock and Chev Chelios fighting Black Superman. Suck my big fat American dick, Britain.
 
Idris could’ve pulled it off because despite being a a niggo, he’s capable of being a suave, womanizing niggo and he’s well-liked enough to not need to rely on Twitter woke points for exposure.

This on the other hand? Given how that Men In Black reboot turned out, it’ll probably be a dumpster fire. I can already predict them treating Daniel as an out of touch idiot instead of the suave motherfucker he’s normally portrayed as
 
In a non clown world a black female bond could work if the writing & the actress are excellent and her skin color doesn't define her.

But we live in 🤡🌍 so it's going to be a awful
 
frozenrunner said:
"James Bond died on his way back to his home planet."
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What really want is for the last shot for Craig:

Bond is crying, in the fetal position, while sucking a bag of dicks in sucession. As he is coming up for air, he blurts out:

I feel so masculine...

jellycar said:
I loved her in Captain Marvel. I'm excited for it. I hope she'll be okay because people are going to be rude as fuck.
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Well, you're their target audience, can you see this movie 20 million times?
 
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WTF? This woman is not even attractive for a black female. Besides the fact that it is a travesty to the source material, they could at least have picked an attractive actress.

I don't know who's going to take this role in the porn adaption, but at least it won't be a solid 5 who probably can't even act worth a damn judging by her congoid features. They probably should just recast this role for Ana Foxxx already.
 
Sinners Sandwich said:
In a non clown world a black female bond could work if the writing & the actress are excellent and her skin color doesn't define her.

But we live in 🤡🌍 so it's going to be a awful
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Black female 00 agent is fine. But you would have to give her a personality and character of her own that would be distinct from Bond...

They're not creative enough to do that
 
Also, didn’t they kinda already do this idea back in Kingsman with Roxy and Eggsy?

Except, in that, it made more sense for the male lead to be an idiot compared to the female lead, she actually received prior training and Eggsy was chav white trash who discovered the Kingsman on fucking accident
 
3119967d0c said:
WTF? This woman is not even attractive for a black female. Besides the fact that it is a travesty to the source material, they could at least have picked an attractive actress.

I don't know who's going to take this role in the porn adaption, but at least it won't be a solid 5 who probably can't even act worth a damn judging by her congoid features. They probably should just recast this role for Ana Foxxx already.
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Yeah, she kinda looks like Caster Semenya in most pictures.

Perhaps 'female' Bond can work?
 
desertfoxgoggles said:
They've done this, I think, to test the water. People have been going on for ages about either a black bond or a female bond so, why not both? They'll have this chick be in the film for ten, fifteen minutes tops. She'll probably make some quips, hit on a man (or woman, cause woke) and maybe kill some bad guys and audience reaction to her will decide whether they take the route of female black bond or just another dude. Then if people hate her, they'll just reboot for the next film and thus not have to acknowledge her at all.
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Yes. I get the feeling they're doing this to get SJWs off their back. Whenever SJWs reee about wanting a POC Bond, they can always point to this movie and say that they did that. (Kind of like how the USA elected Obama just so we could say we had a black president and get it over with.)
Of course, it won't really work because SJWs are never happy with anything.
 
What a load of hysteria over nothing, Daniel Craig is still playing Bond, this woman is just the new person who has been given the 007 number.
 
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