I am cats. Ask me Nothing

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I tried to smooch a cat. But she smacked me in the face. Then started purring. What is up with cats?
 
AnOminous said:
I tried to smooch a cat. But she smacked me in the face. Then started purring. What is up with cats?
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I keep trying to find that cartoon where the dude is trying to pet the cat and it just dips away from him along its whole length. Mine look affronted if I try to pet them without them asking, and then two minutes later they will jump on me and refuse to leave until I’ve vigorously kneaded their heads for ten minutes. It’s either HOW VERY DARE YOU or I MUST SHOW YOU MY BUTTHOLE AND EAT YOIR HAIR NOW OR ELSE. PET ME HUMAN OR I SHALL BITE
Truly a law unto themselves.
I hope Cats is at peace, in the beyond, with pockets full of catnip, endless angelic cats to pet and nothing to fear and nothing to doubt.
 
Otterly said:
I hope Cats is at peace, in the beyond, with pockets full of catnip, endless angelic cats to pet and nothing to fear and nothing to doubt.
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I like to think that he is presenting his most scrongled catoids to the almighty so that amusement may saturate both the heavens and the substrate.
 
AnOminous said:
I tried to smooch a cat. But she smacked me in the face. Then started purring. What is up with cats?
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You're not powerful enough, sorry to say that friend

I came back from work and smooched the shit out of mine. I'll smooch him again in your honor :drink:
 
WARNING: HEARTBREAKING

They are calling it the most depressive series ever, even the most stone hearted viewers crumble. Never before has such suffering been captured on camera.


Will Dave ever overcome these trials? Will his suffering ever end?
 
General Emílio Médici said:
WARNING: HEARTBREAKING

They are calling it the most depressive series ever, even the most stone hearted viewers crumble. Never before has such suffering been captured on camera.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XHgGDtbsdsY https://youtube.com/watch?v=8Uk_naD9GLwhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=8-asn6riizg https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nki985yLWjghttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ZTdb2sCi-BE https://youtube.com/watch?v=-aRQ7NLm05Ihttps://youtube.com/watch?v=4zwjoWDKo7I https://youtube.com/watch?v=JVYOcl0JcNU
Will Dave ever overcome these trials? Will his suffering ever end?
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I felt such a relief when i saw it was just lighthearted humor
 
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one of the very sweet boys from my humane society. he is VEEEERY fat at 25lbs and has very limited food. he's so nice to me even if he's nervous around others. pictured is him finally being comfortable enough to sit on my lap
 
Aunt Carol said:
Whenever you rescue an inbred mutant kitten that drools a lot from behind the dumpster, that's one of Cats'.
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Every cat I have ever had is one of these. I have had two cats that literally just walked into the house, said fuck you, I live here now, and now I had a cat.

Do I have some kind of sucker detecter attached to me?
 
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