🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Billy just won't stop jeez.

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Just bought my own Spicy Lover's Pack™ of Ricky's World Famous Sauce™ using code KARL LOBST. An order that would have been $45 is now just $31, and the best part is FREE SHIPPING. Get it while it's HOT!
 
Just bought my own Spicy Lover's Pack™ of Ricky's World Famous Sauce™ using code KARL LOBST. An order that would have been $45 is now just $31, and the best part is FREE SHIPPING. Get it while it's HOT!
I'm not a hot sauce guy really but I ordered the King of Kong special, just 1 bottle. $17.50 shipped total is a great deal to me and will probably last me years.
 
Just bought my own Spicy Lover's Pack™ of Ricky's World Famous Sauce™ using code KARL LOBST. An order that would have been $45 is now just $31, and the best part is FREE SHIPPING. Get it while it's HOT!
You know what doesn't have free shipping? Mailing documents from Australia to the United States
 
Truly God's weakest soldier
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The Lobst will always tell you what happened to him, but he'll never tell you why.

Karl has to be aware how much of a hypocrite this makes him look, even to his own audience. He did the exact same thing to Billy, but worse, in wider scale, over a longer period of time, and then bragged about weaseling out of the court-ordered punishment he was supposed to receive for it.

Maybe that's Karl's strategy. He trying to be a huge hypocrite on purpose by using the same type of arguments Billy used. So when Karl wins, he gets to make a video and say "Look how easy it is to fool judges. This gullible judge fell for my bullshit sob story just like the last one fell for Billy's. This proves that Billy owning my ass last year meant nothing."
 
I think Karl might genuinely be stupid/arrogant enough to not see the irony in this shit. I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks that being stressed out by a court case is an experience wholly unique to him.
Forcing him to accept consequences for his actions (which he's worming around anyway) is cruel and unusual and simply too much for any sloptuber to bear.
 
PAL is inferior gaming.
This response is late and gay, but I find it baffling that Jobst spent so much time and effort speed running and was still on a PAL console. It doesn't matter if you aren't a huge sweat, but if you're going for world record you'd think the thousands of hours being squandered would justify just getting a fucking NTSC console at some point so you aren't getting absolutely cucked by the loading times and inferior framerate. Motherfucker can't even be autistic correctly.
 
Haha, yes, continue to shit on the leper for being a PAL loser.
If I decided to speedrun an old ass game I'd just use an emulator because ain't no way I'm paying for an old console at the inflated prices a lot of them are at, much less an NTSC one that I then have to get an adapter for or however you make it work. Putting a billion hours into playing the same game over and over again while being a 50hz nigger? Lol, lmao even.
 
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