Highlights and Links for Week 1 Summary. I realized I have reached the halfway of the character limits for the OP, so I'm posting here to save space for the following weeks.
Day 15 begins. By noon, the fish are still asleep. A new challenge was issued: get the other fish out of bed, and get paid $150 out-of-game for each fish still up and out of bed by 1 PM.
JD tried to attack Bashir.
A new group challenge: ROOM WAR (Tard Reich Vs Longhouse Normies)...
The house is called to the living room for a challenge with candy on the line.
Its Spitwars, first person to fill their cup with spit wins.
James Drake optimizes by getting his snot in there too.
Bashir wins the Spitcup challenge 2026-04-05 08-17-55.mp4
I believe James Drake and Laura pooled their fluids together, and so did the duo of Bashir/Vimp
Jet called off the siege and ran the poll on who won. Polls favored Total Fort Drake Victory. Team Upstairs (Bashir & Landon) had to clean the hallway.
I'm telling you right now they should have just busted down that fucking door however leaving it up does make it interesting for the next round because they could have covered it better for the next time...
I do see the strategy in not breaking down the door if the rest of your team are fucking pussies.
FWIW Bashir definitely tried, it really was a 1v2 though which is funny because they realistically should be able to breach the Dorm with their numbers alone.
Narrative Poll overwhelmingly declares Fort Drake the winner, Bashir's team will need to clean the hallway.
Landon regretted allying with Bashir against James Drake. Binx suggested that he write an apology letter to Drake
Binx is telling Landon to write an apology note to Drake.
Landon is whining about choosing Bashir over Drake "Ive been fucking up since day 1"
I'm glad hes so buck broken. What you get for not deploying the nuke on Alex B you nigger.
Landon is looking like the likely next elimination now. Drake is pissed at him for betraying him. Twice. In one day.
Bashir is probably realizing what absolute dead weight Landon is now after he did nothing at all in the siege.
Binx is dictating Landon's apology to him. Even in total defeat he needs to rely on others.
Heres the letter, atleast as much as Binx contributed or they said out loud
Hey James i know it seems-Binx I know it seems i went back on my word-Binx By the time i came upstairs-Binx, After this Landon complains "My Stox are about to go down so far after this" Bashir told me he heard everything-Binx Through the bathroom upstairs-Binx He is my neighbor and i have no door-Binx (I feel i should clarify...
Landon met with James Drake to seek an alliance. He is suggested to steal Bashir's candies.
Landon and James Drake are meeting in the dining room. It's hard to tell what Landon is talking about because he's mumbling into his hand but I think he wants an alliance with JDRA against Bashir.
Binx is talking to them from the stairs but everybody is fucking whispering or talking really low so I can't hear a thing. Production is asleep so no whisper tax.
As far as I can tell Binx is seething that Red Binx is cozy with Bashir so she wants to help Landon and James Drake ally against...
Landon sounds so raped. He feels like he has the least candy. I think that's why he's freaking right now. He also says he was gonna use his own fishbux for candy.
Landon is being coached to steal. He's being told how to steal from the others. Even the Twins.
Binx is manipulating and saying what happened was that they came to talk to him BUT BASHIR wanted to attack.
Landon has had enough of the "advice" given to him by Binx.
After TTS tells him the last person Binx gave advice to tried to kill herself, he realises he has wasted the entire night listening to any of her advice.
Binx was trying to convince her long-time friend, Vimp, to go against Bashir. She failed, and Vimp stayed loyal to Bashir.
Dunyae is stuck in Confessional with Stinx and her troon toadie for a "chaotic freeloader meeting" and he looks like he's about to blow his brains out.
She's a bit retarded but she's loyal and knows Binx is calling her retarded and stupid. She says she's not a snake.
She's actively figuring out how to lie to Binx and giving a decoy bag. TTS was thinking of plans to help her. She's practing lying lol. Ngl this is endearing.
She's a good girl and a good autistic. And LOYAL.
Easter-themed Challenges. The first challenge was the Sermon Challenge and Parkour Challenge.
Watching Bashir over the past 3 weeks and now with him giving this "sermon" I realize I don't really even hate Muslims, I just hate sandniggers. If all Muslims were 130IQ gingers, I'd probably like them a lot more.
More Owo lore: When froks made heaven/hell he made it on the physical plane because he wasn't smart, meaning you could dig to hell or fly to heaven. Cthulu was a demon who always had Froks' back; demons and angels aren't etherial beings, they're magical physical beings. Froks made the angels obssess over perfection. I'm guessing "physical plane" in this context does mean "metaphysical plane", but that shit still makes almost no sense.
Bongo got interrupted by the sermon challenge but sent Bingo and Blane to do it so she could keep going:
"Anyway, I know I seem prettier and more...
Letty announces the next challenge is the Parkour challenge. Other than sliding down the rail or jumping off the balcony everything is fair game. Her and Vance will judge.
Drake took a more conventional approach, rolling through the house while screaming Parkour and Christ is King. The rolls were pretty fluid honestly.
The twins are compensating by climbing onto each other to reach tiny spaces.
Bashir had a decent attempt at it but quickly repeated the same moves, and Landon just ran in circles tripping on everything.
I honestly think this is just hilarious.
I really do not like the black midget stripper.
The next challenge was the "Easter Egg Hunt" challenge. In this challenge, Bashir had a physical feud with Laura over Bashir accusing her of stealing his eggs.
Laura and Bashir are having a fight, Bashir claims Laura was stealing candy and he took her eggs, they had to separate them. The AI Easter song is playing over this. Richie copped a feel:
Soundless webm I got off /ftl/, you can hear it anyway. 1775429957083164.mp4
Bashir has been yelling for production to come save him like a fag. I hate when he does this. We now have a standoff:
Now Laura is wrestling Bashir.
Laura MOGGED.
Vance is just standing there btw.
Total Bashir victory.
However, an...
dumbgay pressing bashir
hes trying to act nonplussed but you can tell hes seething underneath
"IF YOU FEEL SOME TYPA WAY LEMME KNOW BEFORE I LEAVE" -dumbgay
i think he meant fighting but it sounded like he wanted to have sex
Like they knew he cannot eat pork and he's in a pork eating contest....
He helped how he could. He had the idea to melt.
Unbothered by a Nigger chimpout.
Duany'ay challenged Bashir to box him. Bashir refused because he claimed that his father sent him a TTS after he fought Vance, telling him not to box on the show ever again because he is scared of him hitting his head.
LMAO he just said his allegedly broke ass dad (they supposedly lost their money in Lebanese banks) sent him a TTS about having a fear of hitting people? and he promised his father he wouldn't box anyone.
Last in the quiz is James Drake.
Doesn't seem like he's enjoying getting all this wrong lmao, he plays it off cool though.
Also there is still orange gunk on his ear, close to his earring. 2026-04-06 05-33-37.mp4
Final results for the brainrot challenge:
Landon earn 2 pieces of candy (1 correct)
Bashir earn 4 pieces of candy (2 correct)
The twins earn 6 pieces of candy (3 correct)
James Drake earn 2 pieces of candy (1 correct)
The next challenge is Dodge Candy. Teams of 2 will compete and throw candy at each other. If you are hit by candy, you are out. The last team standing gets all the candy on the floor. Teams will use their own candy supply as ammo.
Everyone is called to the living room, and the fish are instructed to bring candy.
The game is 2v2 (except for the last one) Dodge-candy, all candy that is left on the floor at the end of the round goes to the winning team, in addition to candy thrown by Jet.
First game is Bingo/Bongo vs. James Drake and Vimp. Vimp is dropping the blind-act for this.
What is known for certain:
-Last night Bam came out of the basement, possibly angry. Jet follows and almost seems to be holding Bam but Bam breaks free before the door is fully open. Difficult to tell. Jet yells for Ben, who runs down the stairs to Jet. Jet tells Ben "It's Bam, he just walked in here (with the cop? get him? difficult to make this part out). Clip below courtesy of @The Real Taylor Swift 8801267-f93dba7971a6e3e1f1b6dc7e3c5809df.mp4
-Ben goes to grab Bam, taps him on the shoulder in the dining room and says "Can I grab you for a minute?" and walks him...
Attack has begun! James tried to break open the door into the Arena.
Team Mudslime is occupying the entire east wing of the second floor. Landon will stand there all week like a fag. Like Uncle Junior said "You gotta hold on to your cock when negotiating with these desert people"
Landon threw "piss nuke" at Bashir after reclaiming his room from Bashir and Vimp.
Letty is running confessionals. She says the candy challenge will end tonight or tomorrow night but shes not sure which one it is.
Letty also says new freeloader today! Accidentally says its female and shes awesome, but not a former fishtank girl. But based on what she said Letty probably knows her.
Im hoping for Xena (Xenathewitch on kick). Shes 10x as crazy as Laura and would be awesome. Letty seems to be the connect to have got Suzie on the show so its probably some other IP2 girl.
Landon's
Landon is not depressed!
Landon thinks he "might probably be staying" Seems...
Challenge: "Capture the Suzy." Whoever maintains control of Suzy for the longest will win Candy. During the challenge, Bashir and Drake were wrestling.
Kinda hoping for a kino twist. Like all along Bashir is in 2nd place candy. Or James isn't even 1st place.
Ben brought in heaps of food. Whoever "eats the hardest - take that as you will" (Ben's exact quote) will win candy.
Landon prepped to be raped.
Letty asks if they know Clavicular to lead into explaining the next quest.
It's a framemogging challenge (rigged), whoever has the best frame wins the challenge.
The actual contest below. What is this lads. Blane lowkey looking tuff as the kids say chat.
Landon asks if he can mog Binx, its so over. Tiger needs permission these days, DISGUSTING.
He then steps forward to mog, shortly after Blane does the same. Blane kills me when he's mean mugging James Drake.
James is next up, he instantly geeks out Binx. Duanye ''gaymogs'' him according to Binx. Includes a Bashir staredown...
Next challenge is a turn based insult-hurling match. Mean>funny for judging metrics.
The freeloaders helped their associated fish to think of hurtful things to say.
First round is monologue-ish, second round is is back and forth.
The first match is Bashir vs. Landon
They fuck around with the cameras to catch reaction shots. The audio does not like this. 2026-04-07 02-53-08.mp4
All contestants gathered together in the Jungle Room, reminiscing about the season for a while. The twins were having a breakdown over the possibility that they would be eliminated.
Ben comes in with a plottwist
He asks if anyone has forgotten to submit all their candies, and asks if someone has a heist they want to confess to.
Mindgames, or is trickery afoot?
Anyone who doesn't understand the power of friendship, I feel bad for you.
I want everyone to have a Blane in their life to kill and balls to the wall for you. I want everyone to have a Bashir to keep you moral and on the right path, a Landon to remind you life is just funny sometimes without meaning to be and mog the production in your life, a Drake to be sensutive yet help you defend...
Everyone was summoned to the bar after an announcement that the counting was done. The results: TWINS ELIMINATED!!!...
...WAIT!!!! Jet announced the Twins' numbers don't add up, and someone stole something in a heist that wasn't even recorded on live stream. Then, Jet asked who stole it.
Elimination starts here, this one hurts if you're not a dedicated fan or hater of somebody.
Drake is....... Safe (production didnt bother counting lmao)
Landon is...... Safe (Jet built suspense for this)
Jet says the numbers don't add up.
Someone stole something, in a heist that wasn't even recorded on live stream.
Jet starts his Ace Attorney bit. Acuses Landon of stealing, because his candy count doesnt match with what production tracked.
Jet asks Bashir if he earned all his candy fairly, Bashir explains that he did so.
Ben interjects and demands someone fess up to this. If no one...
It turns out Blane found the missing bag that belonged to the twins, containing roughly 400 pieces of candy
Went back and got this clip of my favorite part of the elimination drama tonight. Suzie the black midget accuses Blane of being up to something since he found the Twins hidden candy bag after they were eliminated. Blane let's her know how he feels about that.
The contestants are sent upstairs to wait while production does the ''recount''.
This is Bongo having a breakdown for almost the whole video.
She seems to gather herself at times, but instantly spirals down again seconds after.
The twins are going to be too broken to compete after this.
Between Bongo breaking down mentally, and Bingo breaking down physically (neptunian), the former half-contestants are nerfed even further.
The screen switches to Jet Neptune in the basement.
He tells the audience they did the recount, and that he won't rig it for the...
The recount had been done. Results: LANDON ELIMINATED!!!
The contestants are once again asked to gather in the living room. Bongo still in rough shape.
James is still confirmed to be safe.
After a little while Jet tells the twins..... they are safe (what a load of bollocks lads, no way this ends well for Bongo).
It comes down to Bashir and Landon. Bashir looks more nervous than Landon, which is very understandable after the last elimination attempt.
Jet says whoever is out, their freeloader leaves too. He switches the attention to the ladies for a bit, Binx talks a lot. Does help build tension though. The most...
A little more of Landon's goodbye.
He saves face for the girl freeloaders, but when the times comes to say goodbye to his fellow fish at the door, he cracks. 2026-04-07 06-09-16.mp4
Hey there buddy, where you going today?
Landon was your name.
Scrubbed it all up, all while takings dubs.
Now those stains are going to waste.
i like vimp because shes just kind of there
the comparison to oliver works because he was also like that
maybe she doesnt add much to the show but she doesnt detract anything either
compare that to like binx or especially dumbgay who suck up all the oxygen in the room
Lower case teeth seems to be none too happy about Letty's cuddle session last night.
A sample of her arguing in the trenches.
Edit: I hate that I didn't archive what she is responding to before it got deleted, but it was in response to a screenshot of Letty saying in the Telegram that it's crazy that Caroline wanted to go "caveman brain" on her
For context, Alex B left a lot of his clothes by accident when he was kicked out for being a drunk cracked out nigger who threatened to kill people. Bashir has become Alex B(ashir).
Mints told Burt he had to make 1000 12 ounce portions of GOO to fulfill his mission.
Mints told him that during testing they found one batch of GOO made 12 portions. So about 80 batches.
He was told he was not to leave the room or he would be eliminated. The fish were told not to enter, or they would be eliminated. Ben told them its the same as the front door.
Burt has a bathroom and drinks and food in the room.
I think they are probably only going to keep him isolated until somepoint tomorrow, just long enough for Burt to go a little crazy.
Its basically flag-football with 3 lives, with some modified rules. The default is ''green-light'' meaning you are allowed to take flags.
There is production enforced ''truces'' (called red-lights) where the contestants aren't allowed to take flags, but they are able to converse/strategize with their fellow contestants.
The game starts on a red light to let the fish converse i guess, but no one talks (lol). Some...
Bashir won, and he'll be forced to make goo with Burt.
Laura spying on the goo room.
Landon locked in to a GRIM conversation with Dumbgay (every conversation with Dumbgay is grim):
Bingo and James Drake are napping (Bingo has been sleeping like 80% of the day lately, she's fucked):
Bliccy making food:
Bongo's just wandering around aimlessly:
Luckily we have the goo room for some sort of content because with TTS turned off it's grim right now.
They are finally done making the goo. Or atleast the first goo. Batch of goo? What are we doing lads.
Now their mission is to cut these into even portions, and to pack them into plastic containers.
Using the conveyor belt was recommended by production.
They also need to name the ''strains'' of goo. This seems heavily influenced by the game SCHEDULE. (they used music from it earlier)
Man this feels quiet without the TTS.
They go for 10 oz. per container. Burt will be the first to name the strain, and to label the containers. There's goo on his papers.
Okay the conveyor belt...
The goo room siege has begun.
Production got the goo room like half a dozen pizzas and everybody in the house wants some.
"THE TIGER DEMANDS ITS PEOPLE TO BE FED!" - Landon
Landon marked his territory. That's his piss he's trying to pour under the door.
This was a mistake as the goo room was sliding slices of pizza under the door, so now all pizza that goes through will go over Landon's piss.
TFW bliccy almost has the door off the frame in three girly kicks. Also if Landon does not at least get a hand job out of this it is over for Landlords.
Replay 2026-04-09 06-19-46.mp4
Drake genuinely just knocked the door off the hinges because Bashir slowly closed it, then punched him as he tried to move the door lmfao
Btw nice blurred Kick stream, pay the $10 piggies
Replay 2026-04-09 06-19-46.mp4
Drake genuinely just knocked the door off the hinges because Bashir slowly closed it, then punched him as he tried to move the door lmfao
Btw nice blurred Kick stream, pay the $10 piggies
This is:
notice his hat flying off from getting hit with the edge of the door. if you hit someone with the corner of the door in their face, you'd get punched back too.
The Goo Dream Team is back together with their new lab intern Bongo H. Mustard
Edit: Also Dumbgay is threatening to give Laura the Trish treatment but worse. Please you gray alien looking faggot. Turn that bitch into powder.
First Vimp and Bashir have a talk, which gets interrupted cause James Drake breaches Goo-rusalem once again.
Bashir wants to talk about their conflict yesterday, at first Drake tries to have the talk in the goo-room but Bashir convinces him to have the talk in the hallway. Doesn't seem like its going too well.
Bashir calls him out on his clothes being thrown out of the window (Laura, Vimp and Drake did this from what i've read)
Bashir stresses that they were just making goo. Someone (Laura) at the bottom of the stairs interrupts them by rambling for 5 seconds.
They are currently gaslighting Burt that they are going to pull a Famous house 3.5 and Burt will be the host
They need 1000 goo to transition to famous house 3.5
Jet finally explains the goo to Burt, and ask him if he is willing to host of Famous House 3.
The goo is essential in the transistion from FAMILY-house to Famous House
Ben squeals when he talks. Great stuff.
Jet says he can't reveal too much because the audience is watching, but he ensures Burt that the goo idea is taking off big time.
He says they dont need exactly 1000, just more than they have now.
Just a little more goo, and Burt is allowed to leave.
Jet reminds Burt that he is the Goo-pervisor, and should direct the people in Goo-rusalem 2026-04-10 02-29-34.mp4
1. This homemade injectable drug, a cheap substitute for heroin, is made from codeine mixed with toxic chemicals like gasoline and paint thinner, and earned its name from the scaly, rotting skin it causes at injection sites.
A: Krokodil
2. Capital city of Uzbekistan
A: Tashkent
3. This massive ancient rock fortress in Sri Lanka, carved with palaces, pools, and frescoes, is dramatically accessed by climbing through the mouth of a giant carved lion
DOORGATE!!! The day kicked off with a physical fight between Bashir and James Drake after Bashir may or may not have intentionally shoved the door on Drake after Drake kicked the door that Bashir tried to close. Blood was dripping from James' head, and lots of death threats were spewed at Bashir. Some blamed Bashir for instigating it by shoving the door on him, and others blamed Drake for punching him/kicking the door first.
A romantic and not awkward at all dinner with The Tiger. https://youtube.com/watch?v=zPmIO-3laPMI must admit, I'm a bit disappointed that the other fish didn't interrupt or at least sneak peek through the date.
Burt's freakiest secret is that he fantasizes about hurting young girls: burtfreakestsecret.mp4
Burt came to the confessional to make his advances on Landon. He would also say that Landon is gay if he doesn't kiss a girl. Landon would try to disprove Burt by trying to get Vimp to kiss him. Only to fail.
Landon's proposal to Vimp featuring the Samurai Bashir, Maiden Bingo, and Dragon Drake: kissproposal.mp4
This shit goes on forever and she only now left the confessional and it's 7:36 EST.
In the morning, this would continue in the Goo factory.
Landon taking a lot of TTS hate. People have been trying to make Landon destroy the goo in many ways. He is strained. most retarded.mp4 fucking retard 2.mp4
This morning while TTS was harassing Landon, Vimp was fighting back against TTS by calling them incels who lived in their mom's basement. A TTS tried to point out how all of her insults describe Landon but I guess she misheard the TTS and forgot she used those as insults because then she started defending those traits.
It's 12pm Fishtime. The fish of the night have been asleep for about two hours now focusing on Landon, Dumgay, and Vimp but the whole cast at one point or another comes in excluding Bliccy in the Kiss Drama. The night was like watching a 12 year old boy get rejected for the first time. The Tiger is a faggot. Landon at about 4AM Fishtime tried to MOG Burt. Burt kept being a homosexual sexfiend and The Drunk Tiger wouldn't take it and kept getting in his face, after about an hour of being pressed about it Landon at the behest of TTS, Dumgay, and...
Production came to address the Landon situation by having him sing a song that they wrote to Vimp.
Back in the basement,Jet said that he was rooting for Bashir in the immunity challenge and even admitted that the challenge was tailored for him. He also announced a "super duper bed" in the dorm where everybody in the house would sleep on an apparent new, upgraded version of the mattresses, which almost everybody was excited about.
Sorry for not doing recaps the last days. Won't PL, but had something come up that kept me away for a while. Figured I'd do one last big effortpost for the finale.
I am keeping this totally neutral because of course, the ending was really controversial to say the least, lol.
The final two came down to JAMES DRAKE vs. THE TWINS. The final elimination would be determined by the FISHBOWL, a long series of challenges taking place through the evening of Day 29 and all of Day 30. Letty, Jet, and Ben...
Here is the clip of the call to prayer.
Bashir a.k.a. Muhammad pestered production with a request to tell him the cardinal directions (so he can pray towards a black cube in the middle east lmao), so Jet put an arrow on the floor.
He has to do this shit 5 times a day. And the 8th 7th fish, Emma, has joined the tank while the call was put on the speakers at full blast. When the prayer was finished, Muhammad sounded like he has just nutted.
If there's any clips I can show on my podcast that's funny without context and less than 5 minutes in length let me know, otherwise I'll just cover it in brief.
2 min
Misunderstanding over a plant, which they need to protect between Mohammed and Emma. He shouts for Bingo Bongo and Emma shouts for Kratom Queen Vicky. Worth skipping around.
THE FINAL WEEK
In the final week of the show, Burt came back. The season 3 winner (who only got $15k after the wiggers lost $50k in Vegas gambling), he's been in drama and blacklisted by the wiggers since last year so this was a surprise. His return was great because it turns out that a gay/bisexual schizo nigger really is the best form of content: BVfight.webm
Fights with a Russian-Moldovan girl Fatrick.mp4
Gets a message from renowned writer Patrick S. Tomlinson GNfight.mp4
Fights with another gay nigger
He gave Bam...
Seeing lots of dooming but I'm fully on board with this, it's the best idea they've ever stole. It's still retards in a room with tts, there's just one ongoing elimination challenge instead. There's tons of potential in this.
It is a good idea... For more motivated people. This is something MSCHF would do, and quite possibly has with out the live stream aspect. It'd be a great way to market Season 6 and build up hype, but the wiggers are BPD brand managers.
So it seems like Damiel is the "Manager" as in the personality manager but the dude in the hat, Oscar, who is directing how "garments" should be hung, displayed, etc and showing them how to clock in and use the POS system is the actual manager of this store.
Alright we don't care about the actual fashion lmfao
This is pretentious as fuck carrying duffel bags as fashion??
This can't be the vision Sam Hyde had for Fishtank. Jet is obsessed with this wigger shit but this is not what anyone cares about other than people like Damiel
I’m going through the audition streams trying to find it, I think Madelyn sent in a couple videos and she was the girl who made the neat ceramic figures. I might be wrong and confusing her for someone else though.
Yeah they're taking this too seriously and making it into an actual serious "streetwear store" it seems but like... this is already lame. They're taking the fashion too seriously and having like serious "fashionistas" come through.
We wanna see people get messed with. we don't wanna watch a show that becomes pretentious about Jet and Damiel's gay hobby
ELENA in fact posted about the show Four Days ago but no one in this world knows who she is
What a weird idea, if there’s a lot of homeless black guys then this might be at least funny, but I doubt it. Jet’s messages about the fans in the pre-show chat are childish and vitriolic, what a great way to make people think you’re an ungrateful faggot!
No way this is ironic, this is the same type of post that went behind "I want to hit every KF user with a bat"
How does Jet continue to make himself look like such a piece of shit?
Yeah they're taking this too seriously and making it into an actual serious "streetwear store" it seems but like... this is already lame. They're taking the fashion too seriously and having like serious "fashionistas" come through.
We wanna see people get messed with. we don't wanna watch a show that becomes pretentious about Jet and Damiel's gay hobby
This seems like a ploy to get into the IP2 or irl streaming world, they could easily fake a fight / crack addict breaking shit and get a whole group of ip2 viewers with it, thats what this seems like to me.
All of this is gay.
Week 1
