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Bashir is accusing Ben of protecting Drake.
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Dude, she threw all of Bashir's shit out the window (which was funny) and then crawled to Dorm and said something along the lines of PLULULULULULULULULULU WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO LULULULULPLULULPLULULU while staring at nothing
(thats the joke, the other poster said this would unite us and I start crashing out, that's the comedy, but I understand, it's the type of humor that requires a high IQ to get, yadda yadda modified rick and morty copypasta you get the point)
 
Not sure you know what hinges are my brother, but yes, door was definitely close to coming down (obviously)
Hinge, frame, regardless the door didn't have structural integrity anymore. It would've come down in a stiff breeze let alone a retard shoving match.
 
(thats the joke, the other poster said this would unite us and I start crashing out, that's the comedy, but I understand, it's the type of humor that requires a high IQ to get, yadda yadda modified rick and morty copypasta you get the point)
Here's actual humor, nigger:
Suck my ass thru my jorts.
 
I dont even really like Bashir, but there is just something about someone who everyones against that makes you want to root for them.
It's literally the entire house longhousing against Bashir which is pretty gay honestly. Makes it unwatchable a lot of the time. None of the freeloaders fuck with Drake or the twins.
 
Now that the tards are done fighting, TTS is immediately back to gaslighting Burt into leaving the goo room.

Edit: Burt’s biggest fear is a honkey bitch accusing him of sexual assault. Thank you, Burt, makes me question shit you did before S3 lmao.
 
"Why did somebody chimp out after we only fuck with them and all their things?"

Idk man. I couldn't imagine why.
All/most fish + all/most freeloaders + all prod against a single fish until they crash out/walk off happens nearly every season, and yes its usually a fan favorite. S1 Letty vs everyone, S2 Cole, then Jimmy, then Tayleigh. S3 Simbal. Prod always plays dumb, S2 was especially funny since they kept doing it despite particularly bad situation with cast retention, nearly half gone by day 10.
 
It's literally the entire house longhousing against Bashir which is pretty gay honestly. Makes it unwatchable a lot of the time. None of the freeloaders fuck with Drake or the twins.
Ironic that the fish that only talks and tries to play "alliances" and diplomacy and logic is hated by every other Fish and freeloader.
 
It's literally the entire house longhousing against Bashir which is pretty gay honestly. Makes it unwatchable a lot of the time. None of the freeloaders fuck with Drake or the twins.
Longhousing does not mean disliking the most dislikable retard.

Charisma is part of life and if everyone instantly hates you for almost no reason then you're going to have to deal with a lot of bullshit.
 
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