Went down kind of a rabbit hole after seeing an especially reddity post.
"DAE think cops are STUPID? Look how fucking dumb they sound when they talk! Hurrdurrdurr look at me I seen it LMAO. Oh uh black people talk like this too, but when they do it it's Extra Extra Virgin Ebonics and is therefore cool. They were white so it's okay that I have standards suddenly."
I decided to check to see if this person is a tranny, because Reddit has bestowed me with an incredible, some might say supernatural sense for tranny behavior. Or I'm just always right because everyone on Reddit is a tranny now. Either or!
But yes, it's a tranny.
At least tranny adjacent anyway. This creature is so annoying I couldn't handle reading any more to fully verify.
But this post got me wondering. What the fuck is evilautism, how are they so tone-deaf that they still think le ironic grooming admissions are le epicly funny, and why is a sub that isn't explicitly for pedophiles listening to anything >Erin Reed is saying?
As far as I can tell, evilautism has three flavors of post. They are, in descending order of frequency:
Type 1: Demonization of The Other
Those dang dirty NTs! Don't you just hate them? Don't you just want to kill them? It's totally normal to want to kill people who are different from you. In fact, it's funny! Ha ha ha! Ha ha!
Type 2: Aggressively advertising how Fun and Cool they are
Hey guys, is my room sufficiently quirky and wacky? Am I teh penguin of doom yet?
NO MOM IT'S NOT A DRUG ADDICTION IT'S AN AUTISTIC SPECIAL INTEREST I LITERALLY HAVE TO STAY HIGH UNTIL THE DAY I DIE
Good GOD that's zany. The astute among you may have noticed, between the mannish face, the word "boy" in the username, and the dress, that this is a sexual predator. Which brings us to the third type.
Grooming!
Oh yeah, this sub absolutely fucking hates white people and men (except trans "men", because they're not actually m- uhhhh I mean because the transphobia washes away their sin). But if you're reading this you probably assumed that already.
This may be the worst sub I've seen that isn't either completely populated by bots or has "being a reprehensible subhuman" as their official mission statement.
I created a Taco Bell food pillow and it was the best pillow I’ve ever had.
Starting a couple years ago, I was going to Taco Bell every single day. I would have a big Taco Bell dinner every night for dinner and sometimes lunch or breakfast. I got a potato taco one day and it was super dry because they didn’t put any sauce on it. I emptied the stuff out of the taco and I noticed the tortilla was really soft. It was so soft in a way that felt like rubbing a fidget toy or something. I started squeezing it and squishing it between my fingers. As to not make a total mess but still wanting to fidget with the tortilla, I put it in thin plastic wrap and that actually brought the sensation to a completely new level. I couldn’t stop squeezing it.
So I would keep this thing around as a little fidget toy. I started ordering a dry potato taco so that I could add another tortilla to it. Then I started just asking for a plain tortilla in the bag every time I got Taco Bell. Mind you, I didn’t go to the grocery store at this time other than to just get apples or something for in the morning. All I was eating was Taco Bell. It got to the point where I had an entire pillow-sized monstrosity wrapped with a bunch of Saran Wrap. As it got bigger it just started being something comfortable rather than something to fidget with. It felt comfortable enough for an actual pillow. I squeezed the tortillas so much they were like emulsified into a fluffy, almost whipped-like dough matter. The tortillas were not rotting either. Because everything was so emulsified anyways I just started adding my plain bean burritos that would come in those $5 boxes they were selling a few years ago. It became a really big pillow. Not quite a body size pillow but definitely bigger than a standard pillow.
After about 4 months it started to stink. I really didn’t wanna throw it away. It was kinda sentimental now. I know I’m a freak but it felt like I put so much effort and even money into this pillow I didn’t wanna just throw it away. But I couldn’t just let it smell and be nasty so I ended up making a compromise and I put it all in a large vacuum sealed bag. After I vacuumed it, it was just hard and not a good pillow like the Saran wrap. I decided to add water to the mixture and it felt super comfortable after doing that and getting the right ratio of water to solids. Because I had decided that i was gonna use the vacuum sealed bag I just started adding other foods from the fridge that I thought would make a good density. I added yogurt, coconut milk, and eggs without the shell and a carton of egg whites. I even threw in random left over food like beans and other soft stuff. I just thought fuck it because it was gonna be vacuum sealed anyways. Just in case, I also wrapped the entire thing in Saran Wrap just for a little extra protection from punctures. I got a comfortable pillow case and I slept on it for about 6months. It just became a light brown cloudy sort of gelatinous mixture but it was truly so comfortable. It was like sleeping on little tiny jelly balls like the goop that’s inside of a freezer pack but more firm and supportive. It formed to my neck and head and it was so cooling. I’ve had “cooling” pillows before but this pillow was so much better. I swear, this pillow was so freaking comfortable. I’m a person who really values a comfortable bed and pillows and this pillow was next level comfort.
So it all ended when my mom came to my house and she started cleaning while I was away. She called me freaking out about the pillow because she thought it was dead animals or something messed up inside. I just made up something real quick and told her it was just garbage that I sucked up and was going to throw away and I forgot I put it in the pillow case because I was moving stuff. It didn’t really make sense but she didn’t ask any questions. I didn’t think to tell her just to leave it alone and she ended up throwing it away.
I’m ashamed to say I checked the garbage can outside but it was already gone.
I know how weird this is, I truly do. Nobody would guess that I would do something this freakishly strange and gross. I honestly don’t know how I continued to justify keeping that nasty thing in my house. Idk if I would still have it today or not if my mom didn’t throw it away about a year ago now. I told her the truth and she just thinks I’m being dumb. I just remembered how active I was on this sub back when I was in school going to Taco Bell every day so I thought I’d share this strange and gross story. Sorry
TLDR: I used to eat Taco Bell every day and I started filling my pillow with Taco Bell burritos and it kind of got out of control.
*UPDATE*: unfortunately I can’t find any pictures. I was looking through my phone for over an hour today and I got nothing. All I can say is that it was brown and gushy. Someone in the comments shared a picture and I almost died because it looked a lot like that but more liquidy with smaller white chunks and oil droplets suspended in the matrix.
I added yogurt, coconut milk, and eggs without the shell and a carton of egg whites. I even threw in random left over food like beans and other soft stuff.
Seething and malding ricecels from reddit-specifically r/azidentity-are crowdfunding AMWF porn to cope with WMAF relationships and of course porn. View attachment 9030616
I understand their issue with passport bros, but these spergs are really butthurt over WMAF relationships.
"DAE think cops are STUPID? Look how fucking dumb they sound when they talk! Hurrdurrdurr look at me I seen it LMAO. Oh uh black people talk like this too, but when they do it it's Extra Extra Virgin Ebonics and is therefore cool. They were white so it's okay that I have standards suddenly"
As a white Southerner, I fucking hate shit like this. Yeah I have an innate distrust\hatred of cops, but even though I do sometimes drop into the accent, having this way of speaking doesn't make a person unintelligent. I've met a ton of people who "speak right" and I can't explain simple concepts to them. Someone with my accent\dialect could go up to any one of those cops interviewed and explain everything and the cop would know what they were talking about. Any of these tranny redditors could try to explain how clouds work and still not get a point across (acrost lmao).
Although having the accent\dialect is really funny when people think you are stupid and you get into a real tear and calling themout about how dumb they are.
All you have to do is:
Respond with your own thoughts in conversations with your peers.
Say what amounts to "please", "thank you", "apologies", and end interactions with a generally pleasant note.
Don't bring up your fetishes unless it is very much related to the topic and the space allows it.
Respect the time of others if they have appointments.
Don't make excessive noise in public. That includes playing nigger bop out loud.
Attempt to not stand in places where you'd be blocking the way of people.
Don't display too much unwarranted confidence.
Or Palestinian nationalism which managed to make many limp-wristed liberal Eurocrats pledge their loyalty to fag-tossing, jew-hating radical muslim terrorists
fag-tossing, Jew-hating radical Muslim terrorists who are near-universally hated by all the Arabic countries around them, no less
they're the reason Egypt has such a heavily fortified wall on its border
fag-tossing, Jew-hating radical Muslim terrorists who are near-universally hated by all the Arabic countries around them, no less
they're the reason Egypt has such a heavily fortified wall on its border
I've met a ton of people who "speak right" and I can't explain simple concepts to them. Someone with my accent\dialect could go up to any one of those cops interviewed and explain everything and the cop would know what they were talking about. Any of these tranny redditors could try to explain how clouds work and still not get a point across (acrost lmao).
Never mind that tranny redditors have completely appropriated and butchered Southern dialect like "y'all". It's this weird tendency they have to LARP as blue collar while simultaneously distancing themselves from anything they deem 'low status'. Unless, of course, it's black low status; he literally (LITERALLY) says that what is objectively improper English would be perfectly acceptable if it was just slightly more broken and could qualify as Ebonics.
Although having the accent\dialect is really funny when people think you are stupid and you get into a real tear and calling themout about how dumb they are.
An oddly high amount of Redditors seem to have recently come into large sums of money from their winnings on "Stake", or "Stake US" to be specific..
It's depressing how people don't immediately notice and call this out, then again a lot of the replies are probably astroturfed too. I remember back in the day we had r/HailCorporate and you would get publicly shamed for showing a mcdonalds bag in an image..
Although having the accent\dialect is really funny when people think you are stupid and you get into a real tear and calling themout about how dumb they are.
he literally (LITERALLY) says that what is objectively improper English would be perfectly acceptable if it was just slightly more broken and could qualify as Ebonics.
"DAE think cops are STUPID? Look how fucking dumb they sound when they talk! Hurrdurrdurr look at me I seen it LMAO. Oh uh black people talk like this too, but when they do it it's Extra Extra Virgin Ebonics and is therefore cool. They were white so it's okay that I have standards suddenly."
Linguist's intervention - the Southern Dialect is more about phonetics (pronounciation) than full grammar. Like any dialect, it contains a selection of synonyms (same meaning, different spelling) to common words in the main dialect of the country - "Reckon" in Southern English, "Guess" in Standard American English. It obviously distinguishes the dialect, but it has next to no impact on clarity of speech (In this case, at least).
As you can see, the dialect is present in people of different social standing - it doesn't stop a person from being eloquent, it changes the sound and some inconsequential word forms. It's only hard to understand if the person uses overly specific sayings,
Aside from expressions, the word morphology is also in line with how English works; "Fixin'" is just omitting one letter. The common "Y'all" is as much of a valid contraction as "You're" is.
Side note: Redditors also appropriate "Folks", which is commonly used in the south of USA as well. It sounds even more out of place. They even invented "Folx" at some point, to adress everey identity that they recognise.
Now let's look at Ebonics:
Perhaps Southern English is "simpler", but Ebonics is even worse - it's the appropriation of common speech by barely literate slaves, who themselves might've already had other language influences prior to being in the US (I can't verify this, but I've read that some general "Black American" words sound the way they do because of French influences). Ebonics doesn't try to follow the grammar rules of English - you don't have to misuse pronouns and conjugation ("You is" instead of "You are") to speak Southern, while Ebonics wouldn't even sound the way it does without grammar violations. The contractions go against the way they're supposed to be - for example "Ion" - which is the butchered "I don't". Usually, for an expression to contract so much from it's original version, it should be something lenghty that hinders quick understanding ("Goodbye" used to be "God be with you") - here they briskly cut out two out of four (!) letters in an already contracted form, and then spliced it with the separate "I". It was too hard for them to say two words, and one of them is the same as a letter.
Ebonics is also rife with completely useless abstractions (Euphemisms) that make it less understandable; The vide below is just humour, but it illustrates the difference perfectly:
TL;DR: Redditors just worship blacks. And Southern English actually has a structure.
I've heard that most Southern accents are actually not far removed from the classical English aristocracy accent, albeit with more of a "lilt" affect. From my understanding, the actual syntax of Southern dialect hasn't changed fundamentally over the last 200 years while Ebonics is mostly patchwork where new euphemisms and "rules" are always cannibalizing the old ones.
but Ebonics is even worse - it's the appropriation of common speech by barely literate slaves, who themselves might've already had other language influences prior to being in the US
https://archive.is/LuD72 Yeah chud, this never happens because the original post used ai, I mean yeah google shows thousands of images of it happening, but they're also ai as well, because trump is in office, so all things said about cuba and socialism is fake.
I like accents and it's a shame they're dying out due to increased mobility and communication devices. It's even worse in Europe where different villages used to have their own variations.
