Post odd shit you have found on goofish - chinese ebay

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Waff

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Before you start INSTALL THIS TAMPERMONKEY EXTENSION. If you dont you will be bombarded by annoying popups to sign in every time you change a page.


Lately I have gotten incredibly obsessed with going through goofish and finding odd, as well as cheap and interesting electronics. If you search one thing of interest youll go down a rabbit hole of other really, really wierd things. Below are some examples of odd things I have found;
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A famiclone with a builtin computer, floppy drive, parallel, crt, and printer port.
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A videocd player in the shape of an original ps1
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A famiclone for only 200iq+

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an mp3 player for weaboos
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gooners are NOT exempt!

Has anyone else browsed the chinese ebays? Have you found anything odd yourself? Apologies for not including links btw. I need to scower to find them. For now will post them per request but keep in mind goofish doesnt archive things well on their site. you can link stuff youve found but include images as the archives of the links are most likely not going to include images.
 
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That would be an awesome conversation piece, hackable project, or like a prop in a low budget film.
I actually did find a couple people talking about this unit online
some dude hacking the internal console composite to feed a tvbox into it (on a wierd yt clone)


in the last hour or so I found some more monstrosities:
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video8 on the go crt

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a videocd boombox with av out in the back
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a dvd boombox with usb and sd card slots on it
this ones pretty basic, but I did like the color scheme
 
That's actually pretty cool. I'm surprised Techmoan hasn't shown one of these yet. Or maybe it's just one of the many things he's put in storage over the years that he's not yet had a chance to make a video about.
well the thing is in order to find some of this wierd shit you have to use a lotta vague keywords. like those mp3s I put in the op I have to sort from low to high with just the keyword MP4播放器 so sometimes you gotta browse for a long time. I will say though with some of the wierd shit ive found its definitely worth it.
 
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Never heard of the site before, went there after seeing your thread and wtf am I looking at?

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I didn't wanna double post but yeah apparantly people are selling meat out of there houses on chinese ebay with shipping available.

Cool.

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Before I contribute more I am sure a ton of people are having issues going to goofish.com. I strongly recommend of you are browsing the site to install this tamper monkey extension. It removes the cellphone and login prompts when you browse pages on goofish. if it doesnt work outta the package make sure to clear the cache.

Some more things I found in the last day
An mp4 player/translator that claims to play flash games:
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Some gameboy mini knockoff that has an oversized cartridge and also a custom cart format:


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A famiclone where the cartridge is the controller and you daisychain controllers off the bottom of that controller:


GATORADE famiclone built into a crt:
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Sorry for doubleposting but theres just so much more wierd shit I found today. plus I also wanna add in some special bootlegs.
the first thing I found was some dude selling a live cat.

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and someone else is selling a sugarglider.
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also a bootleg iphone thats also supposed to be a sony vaio.
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also a dildo ultrasound? for some fucking reason.
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a "canan" lumix

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le ipoo (these ones were posted on my imageboard a while ago)
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and an ipoo 832 for you
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theres a very special bootleg I am about to purchase too but im not gonna post it till I get it. Ill share actual pics when that comes and ill probably also archive the firmware.
 
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Will this shit ship internationally? I love these robot abominations, so cute.
ETA What would a dildo ultrasound do, like be a ghetto vaginal ultrasound?
I talked to my gf apparently the dildo looking thing may be an actual tool for doing scans for cancer. the coloring is way too sus for me to think its just that though.
As for purchasing them you gotta use a proxy like what you gotta do for japanese items with yahoo auctions. I personally use superbuy but the services really are a dime a dozen. probably the cheapest way would be to just have a chinese friend buy the links you send them and then send them off to you but for convenience...yeah...something like superbuy is the way to go.

fyi, if you wanna find more wierd shit, searching directly on superbuy won't do it, just use goofish directly as it will give you a ton of wierd recommendations in the algorithm.


as an example lets take that "vaio apple" I found. If i look in the recommendations of it I get a helicopter, some translucent shoes, an iphone with a giant chunk missing out of it, and what looks like a iphone ui but its in a wierd green box:
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This is a chink oddware Famicom copy for westerners, but Dendy was The game platform in Eastern Europe in the 90s. Not just because of the price, but also because at the time none of the large consumer product producers were operating in Eastern Europe. You either buy Dendy, or you have enough money to buy the private gray import.

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