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Jeremy has been completely buck broken
>So we been breaking cows for about 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The cow don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR cow.
>This one cow, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was perving on dem does in streamin' duty ( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra fireBULL and sperg out on twittah, or or or he'd sit his fat ass on the rent faire stalking dem keedz.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLain damn sight of the OVaseeah like flaggin' channels.
>OVasseha would call out to the cow to get to the Breakin Barn. This cow eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This cow would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Edmonton.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this cow would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his shit covered ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS QUARTERPOUNDER AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>*lights cigarrette* Just down right peculiar...
