🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

beautiful person said:

Listen, even if you were a child raised by feral rednecks who didn't teach you shit about manners and hygiene, the basic "cough into your elbow instead of your bare hands, at the very least; and if you do cough into your hands, go wash them before touching things" is still something you should be picking up as an adult who interacted with adults that were raised by civilized people, in environments such as college and a corporate workplace. Not being raised right is one thing, but Anna's inability to pick up on unwritten social rules well into adulthood unless people directly point them out to her, is baffling. It would make sense if she were a literal autist, but I'm pretty sure she's not. She's just pathologically self-absorbed and has an IQ that's just barely above what would be considered clinically retarded.

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I don't disagree that most people would adapt/learn as social behavior changes, but Anna is a Narcissist, thus completely self-absorbed which means in her mind she doesn't have to change, especially if she was taught in her formative years that what she was doing was "better" or higher class.

I was never defending her being gross, just that it was a common idea in her youth that she never bothered to update, especially since the update is "low".

TheMilkMaiden said:

Do you think Anna has this problem?

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In the deepest, darkest crevices of my mind, I've always been morbidly curious as to how the super obese gooned...part of me assumed their hormones and bodies were so utterly fucked from their diet that they were essentially sexless, but I guess I was wrong. Tbh, I think my naïve version of reality is better - the image of a superfat Redditor gooning with a vibrator as she sweats, groans in pain and is forced to shove her mounds of fat out of her way is so utterly Islamic it's nigh on an Eldritch horror.

She posted some pictures of her at the various parks. Just grabbing this one because it was discussed upthread about if she'd be able to get on the rides. This is the Tron Lightcycle Ride. Cross referenced with the plus size park hoppers Tiktok. None of them were able to get on the single-rider cars (size 2x-5x) either because your calves need to fit into a special restraint. Not even the 2x girl who said she has 20" calves. So they all did the "very comfortable accessible seat." That car has a lap bar, but it does not need to reach a position to lock, so all the PSPH girlies got to go on that one.

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The blue thing shes on is the peoplemover it can easily fit 2 good size adults.

She must be feeling a money crunch. This is the most effort she's put into a sponsored trip in years.

OttoWest said:

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"went to bed early, like the responsible adults we are"
Responsible adults who knew they were sick would probably not have gone to an amusement park full of kids and other people to cough all over everything.

Anna's lack of proper cough etiquette reminds me of an interaction I had with a friend who scolded me for coughing into my elbow, saying it was really gross to get the germs all over your elbow and that I should use my hand instead. I think my response was to ask if he was dropped on his head as a child.

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autoerotic bus accident said:

I beg of you, beg of you, not to use a large language model for either your own medical needs or to make fun of cows. And if you must, don't post it here.

Anna is a liar and an ignoramus but several drugs can cause preconditions which can lead to aspiration pneumonia, which I assumed is what happened to her (again: always having to assume the entire event was not fabricated). An adverse reaction to a medication could also lead to increased oropharyngeal secretions which could theoretically lead to pneumonia by a similar route. I won't get into more specifics but do not ask AI about these things unless you know something about them already and can reasonably expect to parse reason from nonsense. You'll just get led down a primrose path.

This shit was also a problem in Chantal's thread where people were asking ChatGPT about microspecifics of Syrian laws and sanctions and proudly copy-pasting them like they had achieved something.

Sorry for medfagging.

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Soon there will be a new Godwin's law of the internet: anyone who posts AI slop to prove something will instantly lose all credibility and respect.

brooky said:

Soon there will be a new Godwin's law of the internet: anyone who posts AI slop to prove something will instantly lose all credibility and respect.

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There are ways to successfully tard wrangle an AI model, but you need to ask super precise questions and make it super duper obvious that you're looking for the actual answer and not affirmation session. That you want it to disagree, prove you wrong, etc. I enjoy using it to proof-read some of my longer responses
Imo posting responses full of ai slop is problematic because it shows a complete lack of respect towards the recipients of said replies- nigger, nobody wants to read 6+ paragraphs full of reddit-tier ruminations that the poster didn't even bother to read themselves. At least distill that shit into 1-2 sentences

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Anna appealing to the authority of a doctor to justify why it is okay to cough over shared equipment has really thrown me for a loop. I have spent years being educated by Anna but none of it ever indicated that the word of a doctor is worth anything.

Anna sang and danced to teach me that doctors are morons who don't know how female bodies work. Anna hosted a podcast about how doctors are constantly misdiagnosing people IF they even bother to put in any effort instead of just lying that there is nothing wrong to get the patient to go away. And we know that Anna has super special rare genetics and magical unburnable fat and an immune system disorder so unique it may not even have a name yet so how can we just accept that the basic medical principles that apply to ordinary plebians apply to something as unusual and miraculous as Anna's body???

I guess I just missed when we decided that doctors were okay after all. It is possible that there is a perfectly logical explanation that I am missing since my mind is still in a state of bewilderment that a person went on an extremely expensive vacation and reported that her favorite part of it was taking a bath. And this was not absurdist comedy it was a legitimate attempt to persuade me to spend thousands of dollars to travel to a theme park and check into this particular overly expensive hotel for the bath. Even typing this has stupefied me again.

Jackisnotaname said:

my mind is still in a state of bewilderment that a person went on an extremely expensive vacation and reported that her favorite part of it was taking a bath. And this was not absurdist comedy it was a legitimate attempt to persuade me to spend thousands of dollars to travel to a theme park and check into this particular overly expensive hotel for the bath. Even typing this has stupefied me again.

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I'm shocked she fit in the tub and she was probably pleasantly surprised too, hence her 'omgggg the tub' post. Normal (sized) people don't get excited about a normal bathtub like she did.