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Anna truly is the final boss of cows. Just when you think you've seen her final form she reveals a new phase, even more repugnant, conceited, condescending and just flat-out cuntish than before. She really is breathtakingly appalling, inside and out. It's hard to imagine just how much more vile she'll get but you know it's coming. Wonderful entertainment.
 
Well at least she's not eating her breakfast out of a serving dish this time

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'Cover your cough' has been promoted in offices and public spaces since the swine flu in 2009, possibly earlier. But this is Anna, who has repeatedly demonstrated zero self-awareness (she literally wrote a book about it). I'm not sure why anyone is surprised.

Meanwhile, she's still slamming candy bars:

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Well at least she's not eating her breakfast out of a serving dish this time

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Those sides have been scraped. Looks like she refilled the bowl by dumping another serving of granola on top.

Kodiak Cookie Butter (?!) granola is 270 calories per serving (2/3 cup), 9 grams of sugar (8 are added). The 3-4 tablespoons of peanut butter add another 300-400 calories.

Might as well eat a couple of peanut butter cookies instead. Probably less calories.
 
She'd be better off eating two double cheesburgers for breakfast. That 50 grams of sugar isn't going to satiate her at all. But this is a gorl that is so willfully into the late stage of her food addiction she was setting an alarm to binge eat, er carb load in the middle of the night.
 
Regarding "I'm not super hungry":

She's just saying this because "tee hee I'm a smol gorl who forgets to eat" is part of the Victorian invalid façade where she pretends it's not her fault that she's the size of three or four normal women. She claimed "sometimes I forget to eat" verbatim in the Novo Nordisk ad where she was the size of a barge and appeared a foot taller than the other participants because of the fat shelf she was seated upon.

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Pictured here, also claiming that her favorite food is "soup."

Don't worry, Anna. We all totally believe you forget to eat and have to just force down that Biscoff granola to maintain your dainty figure.
 
How do you get to be 42 years old and not know to cough into you elbow especially in a communal space like a gym after you’ve had pneumonia of all things?
Growing up I was taught coughing into your elbow was low-class, country bumpkin behavior with the correct way being to coughing into a tissue. You would even see it in movies and old shows as poor upbringing so I could see her avoiding it, especially being raised in an area that was more conservative and old-fashioned.

You were still expected to contain your sneeze and clean your hands though.
 
"Cookie Butter" is a way to refer to the flavor profile of Biscoff (cinnamon, brown sugar, and caramel) without saying the brand specifically. Most people know it as the cookies, or the peanut butter-type spread "it's made out of fucking cookies" I think in Europe they call it speculoos. Shit's good!
Oh, I know what it is and that it’s tasty. But it’s one of those flavor profiles that’s turning up in everything in the last few years. I guess it’s a natural fit for granola with all the added sugar but I’d never seen a cookie butter flavored granola before. Just seems like a biscoff crumbles with some oats would give you the same product.

Once again Anna finds the fattest product possible and declares it “hulthy.”

ETA Glitter. Anna talks her favorite chair:

500 lb capacity!
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$109 on sale.
 
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As an aside, in her gross candy yogurt bowl, her nails are that duochrome I noticed back when she was doing the rag curlers. Kind of pink/purple in the center and golden on the sides, not the bright pink we’ve seen for a while.

She’s still heavily rearranging timelines.

Anna acts like a needy child. “I didn’t have a cough or bronchitis, I had pneumonia! It’s dangerous!!”

Well pneumonia can be dangerous in the elderly, debilitated, or in people who ignore it too long. But for those who see a doctor, or a team, it’s an easily treated illness. My point is Anns has to have the most dire sounding illnesses, just like a child. Except as a deathfat, it could be dangerous for her so I don’t know why she makes a big deal about it.

If she is coughing so much that she spews everywhere, she should dig out an old covid mask. I’m sure she’s got some in her hoarded out junk room.

It may not be interesting to see her sanitize her hands, but it sure is interesting to hear that she stops coughing after a set. Great content Anna!
 
'Cover your cough' has been promoted in offices and public spaces since the swine flu in 2009, possibly earlier.
Growing up I was taught coughing into your elbow was low-class, country bumpkin behavior with the correct way being to coughing into a tissue.

I learned to cough/sneeze into a tissue... but if you didn't have that, do so into your elbow because it's significantly less gross than doing so into your hands and then smearing your foul mucus over everything with your grubby fingers. This was taught back in the early 80s. Been common for quite some time (even if it's low-class, country bumpkin behavior apparently lol)

She'd be better off eating two double cheesburgers for breakfast. That 50 grams of sugar isn't going to satiate her at all.

Totally agree. She would've been FAR better off with a plate of loaded scrambled eggs and a side of buttery hashbrowns for the same caloric content. It would've kept her full for at least 40 minutes as opposed to the 5 that this bowl held her for.
 
Listen, even if you were a child raised by feral rednecks who didn't teach you shit about manners and hygiene, the basic "cough into your elbow instead of your bare hands, at the very least; and if you do cough into your hands, go wash them before touching things" is still something you should be picking up as an adult who interacted with adults that were raised by civilized people, in environments such as college and a corporate workplace. Not being raised right is one thing, but Anna's inability to pick up on unwritten social rules well into adulthood unless people directly point them out to her, is baffling. It would make sense if she were a literal autist, but I'm pretty sure she's not. She's just pathologically self-absorbed and has an IQ that's just barely above what would be considered clinically retarded.
 
Listen, even if you were a child raised by feral rednecks who didn't teach you shit about manners and hygiene, the basic "cough into your elbow instead of your bare hands, at the very least; and if you do cough into your hands, go wash them before touching things" is still something you should be picking up as an adult who interacted with adults that were raised by civilized people, in environments such as college and a corporate workplace. Not being raised right is one thing, but Anna's inability to pick up on unwritten social rules well into adulthood unless people directly point them out to her, is baffling. It would make sense if she were a literal autist, but I'm pretty sure she's not. She's just pathologically self-absorbed and has an IQ that's just barely above what would be considered clinically retarded.
She also has had (for her lifestyle anyways ) "fuck you money" for going on two decades now. She's always seen most people around her as "the help". She's bought companionship through John and Tracy and the influencer trips and just sees people as a means to an end, like the poor Target workers.

TLDR as noted on the prior page: she's a huge cunt.
 
Dr. AI says Anna is a lying liar who lies, shes stupid and almost as nasty as Chantal.

"No, antibiotics do not cause pneumonia; they treat bacterial pneumonia. However, you can develop pneumonia while or after taking antibiotics if the medication fails to kill the bacteria, if the infection is viral/fungal, or if you develop a new, resistant infection. A relapse can occur if antibiotics are stopped too early."

Leave it to Anna, someone who puts stuff down her gullet constantly, to not take a moment to swallow a pill every few hours alongside her potluck sized snack.
 
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