🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Gooby said:
lmfao, he should have 5 digits in his Stake account just sitting there from referrals. I doubt he burnt it all without someone posting about it yet, maybe he just doesn't remember the login and can't get to it in rehab?
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Don't forget about the money locked behind the drivers license barrier-to-entry. I can't even remember what that plot-point was all about.

He's like a pirate captain who regularly loses the maps to the loot he buried (and murders the people who helped him bury it).
 
oldTireWater said:
Don't forget about the money locked behind the drivers license barrier-to-entry. I can't even remember what that plot-point was all about.

He's like a pirate captain who regularly loses the maps to the loot he buried (and murders the people who helped him bury it).
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A couple Casinos KYC'd him and he hasn't had a valid license in a couple+ years at this point, so they won't give him his money without a valid KYC. I shared it a while back, but in VA if your license has been expired for more than one year, you have to retake EVERYTHING. The written test, the physical driving test, etc... Just as you would if you were getting your DL for the first time.

EDIT: Here's where it says that on the DMV site for VA, at the very bottom.

https://www.dmv.virginia.gov/licenses-ids/license/renewing

Retaking Tests​

If your license has been expired for more than one year, then you must retake the vision screening, the two-part knowledge exam and the road skills test.
 
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Stray Carpet Nug said:
A couple Casinos KYC'd him and he hasn't had a valid license in a couple+ years at this point, so they won't give him his money without a valid KYC. I shared it a while back, but in VA if your license has been expired for more than one year, you have to retake EVERYTHING. The written test, the physical driving test, etc... Just as you would if you were getting your DL for the first time.
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he is never getting his license back, is he?
 
I'm glad we're getting this drip feed of offline gamba action to ease back into it. If he just came back and fired up a cracked fueled coinflip sesh after making us go cold turkey for months, half the thread would die from overdose.
 
Stray Carpet Nug said:
A couple Casinos KYC'd him and he hasn't had a valid license in a couple+ years at this point, so they won't give him his money without a valid KYC. I shared it a while back, but in VA if your license has been expired for more than one year, you have to retake EVERYTHING. The written test, the physical driving test, etc... Just as you would if you were getting your DL for the first time.

EDIT: Here's where it says that on the DMV site for VA, at the very bottom.

https://www.dmv.virginia.gov/licenses-ids/license/renewing

Retaking Tests​

If your license has been expired for more than one year, then you must retake the vision screening, the two-part knowledge exam and the road skills test.
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He could just get a State ID, no barrier to that other than whatever docs are required (birth certificate, social security card, etc)
 
RatFelterMoutombo said:
Judging by what he said about “getting his own place” , im guessing they are gonna send him to a halfway house for addicts and force him to get a job. It will be very funny to watch him cope at his job.
You just know he will be flexing at all those brokies working there making them feel some typa way.
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If Bossman is entering the workforce you Virginia Kiwis might want to avoid Drive Thru's for a bit. Unless you like Crackerooski in or preparing your meal.
 
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