🌟 Internet Famous MrBeast / MrBeast6000 / James Stephen "Jimmy" Donaldson / Beast Philantropy / Beast Reacts / @mrbeast / - YouTube's golden goose, philantropist and the perfect braindead content for kids. Covered his tranny best friend grooming for years, promotes gambling for kids, fakes contest videos. Also known as Mr. Cease & Desist.

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I worked at a grocery store for four years, and almost nobody I saw bought any of MrBeast's chocolate.
The day I see this a life-sized cardboard cutout of this diabolical creature selling sour skittles is the day I turn into Howard Langston from Jingle all the Way:


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Not terribly dissimilar since I frequently have to go to wommarts for family reasons.

Sorry about this nothingburger of an addition to the thread. I've just had to see MB everywhere online for a while and had to autistically kajigger various feeds to get him to fuck off only for him to show up IRL. My faith in humanity was eroding when I saw just how popular he was. I knew there had to be people that hated him as much as I did/do, but never got much proof until this thread.
 
I worked at a grocery store for four years, and almost nobody I saw bought any of MrBeast's chocolate.
His toys don't move much, either. At my Target, he's been mostly relegated to a rear endcap in the boys' toy section along with the handful of Skibidi Toilet merch that's still there. The aisles themselves are mostly Minecraft, FNAF, Garten of Banban, and Nerf. From what I've seen, Jimmy's content hasn't really changed over his years ruling YouTube. His demographic is almost exclusively children and he make content for that demographic. The thing is, children don't stay children forever. They grow up. Their interests change. Watching the same predictable, formulaic slop over and over gets boring. They stop playing with toys. Jimmy never adapts. He just keeps doing the same thing.
 
I don't usually pay much attention to the shelf in KamSandwich videos, but I was rewatching his boardgame gameshows video (the segment on Family Game Night) and saw this:

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Slightly OT and kinda dumb, but I laughed harder than I should've at this.
 


If James is familiar enough with Doug maybe he hoped that Doug would feel they were kindred spirits as they've both gone through big cancellation attempts from employees or hires and apparently he gambled correctly since the video is fairly nice. I find it funny that they also did not invite the other James Rolfe who historically has been associated strongly with Doug. Probably knew he would refuse or maybe he actually did refuse. They really seem to have done their homework on the creator selection. I wonder what the FoldingIdeas wiener is going to do though. Does he suck up to Jimmy and lose his cred or issue his trademark scathing rebukes and lose the chance to hobnob with other big names. Its quite the conundrum for him.
 
Minor new addition to the long list of examples of mrbeast being fake and gay. A few days ago, Jimmy changed his twitter pfp to Luffy, a character from the anime One Piece, which is widely considered one of the best and most famous animes of all time. It also has an ongoing live action netflix adaptation. Anyway, twitter is calling bullshit.

Following up on this, MrBeast then whined about how One Piece fans are "toxic":

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And he changed his PFP back to his regular one:

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But why Saudi Arabia of all places? Wouldn’t be more profitable to build it in a country where the grand majority of your 7 year old fans live? (United States of America)
Because owning land in Saudi Arabia is dirt cheap from what I've heard. I remember some anon on 8chan's /sw/ board back in 2018 had an idea to buy up Saudi land to open up a Tatooine themed Star Wars theme park as an attempt to out-Jew Disney. Motherfucker said that he played enough roller coaster tycoon to know what he's doing lmao.
 
Following up on this, MrBeast then whined about how One Piece fans are "toxic":

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If you stick around long enough, you'll find all fandoms are toxic, especially toward casual fans. That's why I largely enjoy things - movies, games, shows, etc. - by myself. It sucks not having people to share my interests with, but fandoms suck way more.
 
Chamath Palihapitiya, a Silicon Valley VC, revealed that five years ago his firm invested $45 million in Beast Industries, which has just raised an additional $200 million from a crypto company:
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Total investment in Beast Industries is over $700 million:
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Chamath Palihapitiya, a Silicon Valley VC, revealed that five years ago his firm invested $45 million in Beast Industries, which has just raised an additional $200 million from a crypto company:
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A jeet calling mrbeastiality an "entrepreneur" lol
I thought mrbeast was making so much money and was so money wise... Why would he be needing to take so much investor money?
 
A jeet calling mrbeastiality an "entrepreneur" lol
I thought mrbeast was making so much money and was so money wise... Why would he be needing to take so much investor money?
Needing to and can aren't necessarily the same thing. Why would investors be willing to throw money at him like that, unless it's because they thought they could get a return on it?

The guy is a faggot, but he's a rich faggot because kids like throwing their parents money at him. He's got his own food products, clothes, brand deals with other companies, tv show productions, that middle eastern theme park thing only happened because someone thought it would draw in money. The guy has made himself into a lifestyle brand for kids aged 5-15 or whatever kind of replacing shit like Hasbro in a way.
 
I thought mrbeast was making so much money and was so money wise... Why would he be needing to take so much investor money?

Jimmy's got his hand on the pulse of YouTube like no other creator, he's got the endless favour of the YouTube higher-ups, and he is arguably the most visible content creator nowadays... but he ain't no PewDiePie. Felix rose to stardom and profited immensely during a different era of YouTube. Jimmy's arguably more visible, more ubiquitous, and has a significantly wider audience to pull from, but good ol Jimmy's relentless gaming of the YouTube algorithm can only take him so far. The main MrBeast channel can get like a billion views on its latest video, and...

- a good 80% of that traffic is fundamentally worthless because it comes from the third world (remember: third world lacks spending power so they're worthless to advertisers, sponsors, and Jimmy's in-house merch team)

- 10% of that traffic is sidestepped via uBlock Origin and assorted ad blockers (incl. users of stuff like SmartTube, NewPipe, Invidious, Piped, etc)

- 7.5% of that traffic don't have ad blockers but won't ever click affiliate links and partner websites. Don't forget that CPMs and advertiser revenues for content creators have diminished significantly since their halcyon days between 2008-2012, and they continue to plummet.

- That leaves a measly 2.5% of the hypothetical billion viewers left to actually make money off through advertisements, sponsorships, and in-house merchandise... and that's assuming they're not minors (like the vast majority of his audience is) or that they're minors who can goad their parents into spending money on MrBeast merchandise or whatever product he shills through sponsorships.

- Don't forget that he's got an entire production crew and significant operational overhead. That overhead only gets bigger depending on what crazy stunts he orchestrates, how many participants he gets on board, any potential licensing or permits that needs to be arranged, need I go on?

- That's also not factoring in how much he spends on off-site social media marketing.

Multiply this song and dance by however many channels he has, and it's plain as day to see why the MrBeast network needs to seek out investors. Jimmy's able to make vastly more money than any content creator before him, but the catch is that he's super late to the party. The floor is abyssal and the ceiling seemingly infinite from Jimmy's position. Scale doesn't even matter at this point because large revenues are offset by huge operating costs. Whatever profit remains isn't necessarily worth scoffing at in all fairness, but I would bet serious money on his margins being razor-thin and highly variable. Seeking out investors is the next logical step, making MrBeast as an enterprise approach startup territory: huge scale, high operating costs, and variable profitability. Not a good omen of things to come.

To invoke the PewDiePie comparison once again: Felix was a huge creator in his heyday, but he had his heyday in a different era of YouTube where CPMs were higher and advertiser payouts were generous. Pewds was running a peanut operation relative to what Jimmy does now. Felix didn't need sponsorships, Patreon, off-site merchandising, or other aggressive forms of monetisation. He was even able to more or less bow out and live a (relatively) low-key life where he got married, had a kid, and still occasionally makes the odd video for whatever piques his interest. Jimmy can't live that comfortably, if at all.

Jimmy's a richer creator I'd imagine, but he's admitted in interviews that he gets frequent panic attacks due to the high pressure nature of MrBeast as a business. You can always write it off as pretentious fluff to make him more relatable, but considering the scale and scope of what he does? I'd say he'd have a coke habit, a drinking problem, or some other outlet for dysfunction if he wasn't having panic attacks on the regular. That shit is stressful.
 
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