🌟 Internet Famous MrBeast / MrBeast6000 / James Stephen "Jimmy" Donaldson / Beast Philantropy / Beast Reacts / @mrbeast / - YouTube's golden goose, philantropist and the perfect braindead content for kids. Covered his tranny best friend grooming for years, promotes gambling for kids, fakes contest videos. Also known as Mr. Cease & Desist.

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Let’s be real, there was more than a couple of trannies. If you select for being a terminally online retard that wants to be in a mr beast video along with being familiar with Minecraft it’s not even close. It was trannies, Russian trolls and this one chick.
 
Some guy called JustQuacko decided to challenge this foid's post about losing to the guys, along with a 'cord screenshot. Idk if what he says is true, all I know is the foid is a retarded skank and Jimmy is a terrible organizer given his track record.
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Poonocchio said:
The post from her says there were troons on the women's team though. Wish I was a fly on the wall for this because it sounds like it would be kino.
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The twist to all of this is that everyone on the girls team was a tranny the whole time
 
SpellforceFan said:
Just adding a face to a thumbnail can have a massive impact on clicks, provided you're conventionally attractive. Two small cooking channels I regularly watch had changed their thumbnails from the picture of a finished dish to a smiling woman holding said dish, with no other changes to content, and when asked in comments would admit that they got a noticeable bump in views afterwards. I imagine if the AI retouches the photo and adds viral elements, it might work even better.
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So if you're not conventionally attractive, the idea is to just use someone else's face who actually is good looking? Or should you just give up on a YouTube career entirely if you're not conventionally attractive?
 
Eduardodelvasquez said:
So if you're not conventionally attractive, the idea is to just use someone else's face who actually is good looking? Or should you just give up on a YouTube career entirely if you're not conventionally attractive?
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If you can get consistent results, just use AI to retouch your own photos so you look attractive, or if you're hideous and/or fat, hide behind a cartoon persona like vtumors. You could use someone else as the "face", but if you're a one man team, you'd have to delegate a significant part of your channel's success to a 3rd party, risking them chimping out at any point for no reason.
 
Eduardodelvasquez said:
So if you're not conventionally attractive, the idea is to just use someone else's face who actually is good looking? Or should you just give up on a YouTube career entirely if you're not conventionally attractive?
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He's got a face for radio, as they say.
 
It genuinely baffles me how children aren't scared by Jimmy. I'm almost 30 and that massive grin that never reaches his eyes never fails to engage my fight-or-flight instinct. Walking through the toy section at Target, his face is all over. Sure, horror games are popular with kids, but that's mascot horror, where the monsters have a level of cuteness to them. Jimmy's not cute. He's just loud and unnerving. 9yo me had no problem watching Child's Play or the Alien franchise and even she'd be scared of Jimmy.
 
My cravat doesn't flutter said:
It genuinely baffles me how children aren't scared by Jimmy. I'm almost 30 and that massive grin that never reaches his eyes never fails to engage my fight-or-flight instinct. Walking through the toy section at Target, his face is all over. Sure, horror games are popular with kids, but that's mascot horror, where the monsters have a level of cuteness to them. Jimmy's not cute. He's just loud and unnerving. 9yo me had no problem watching Child's Play or the Alien franchise and even she'd be scared of Jimmy.
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This is purely retard speculation on my part, so take it with a grain of salt, but I think that children's increased unrestricted access to the internet from a young age has severely fucked with their ability to distinguish fake from real, and subsequently dangerous from safe.

Thanks to social media, algorithms, and clout chasing, we live in a society (bottom text) that has become increasingly hyperreal. Everyone has their own version of reality that's served to them on a silver platter, a constant torrent of information with no indication of where it's coming from. It aligns with what you already wanted to see, so you just accept it on face value and scroll to the next dopamine hit. (How bad this problem will get with increasing amounts of AI slop is an exercise left to the reader.)

In this scenario, Jimmy's content is perfect for kids. It's simple, loud, and ostentatious, with Jimmy and the gang burning amounts of wealth that are unfathomable to a child on exactly the sort of things a kid would want to spend it on, spearheaded by a showman with a fake grin across his plastic face. They dream of being selected for one of Jimmy's games where they can win some of his (sponsors') money, never once considering that he might be anything less than a saint. Look at all that money he's just giving away! Surely he's not a bad guy, right? Better support him by buying Feastables™ and Beast Labs™ toys!

To anyone who has a working amygdala, it's impossible to deny Jimmy's sociopathic feel, but kids are stupid and easily susceptible to his content. It's a worrisome trend, especially since it doesn't look like he's going away anytime soon, not with Saudi funding backing him up. I know that trends come and go and it's impossible to predict when someone who used to be big will fall out of favor, but Jimmy's weathered a bunch of flak so far and doesn't seem any worse for wear, so we might be stuck getting jumpscared by his gormless visage while we're out shopping for years to come.

In the meantime, pay attention to what your kids are watching. Or better yet, keep them away from the internet unless heavily restricted.
 
I was at a Wally World today when, wouldn't I know it, I turn to the side and I see this buck-toothed ginger faggot's massive grinning face staring at me in the checkout line. He has some sponsorship deal with snacks or whatever with the words SNACK LIKE A BEAST over it.

I do everything I can to avoid seeing his punchable face online yet here I am IRL seeing him smiling at me MENACINGLY. Now I have had to see him like eight times because my Amerimutt ass has to go to Wommart.

I went to a different Walmart, same thing. I'd stop going to Walmart altogether but that's such a petty fag move (and they sell my fav lasagna for cheapest). Still, those fucking sanpaku eyes, even for a moment, trigger my flight or fight response.

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the khat quaffer said:
I was at a Wally World today when, wouldn't I know it, I turn to the side and I see this buck-toothed ginger faggot's massive grinning face staring at me in the checkout line. He has some sponsorship deal with snacks or whatever with the words SNACK LIKE A BEAST over it.

I do everything I can to avoid seeing his punchable face online yet here I am IRL seeing him smiling at me MENACINGLY. Now I have had to see him like eight times because my Amerimutt ass has to go to Wommart.

I went to a different Walmart, same thing. I'd stop going to Walmart altogether but that's such a petty fag move (and they sell my fav lasagna for cheapest). Still, those fucking sanpaku eyes, even for a moment, trigger my flight or fight response.

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I worked at a grocery store for four years, and almost nobody I saw bought any of MrBeast's chocolate.
 
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