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The jokes write themselves with Jon,don't they?
🐟 Fishtank Jonathan Abraham "Jon" Curtis / Top J / JontentG / 40Boys / New Christian Order (NCO) / American Dude Lodge (ADL) - "Wewtawded" Christian Grifter Fishtank Contestant. Andrew Tate and Nick Fuentes Fanboy. Chronic Bridge Burner and Flip Flopper. Incompetent Showrunner than Jet Neptune. Gave a Minor Alcohol. Might Had CNC Anal Sex with Summer. Coke Head and Graves Spitter
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Last night, Jon went to do a livestream, promising to leak the messages that proves Jet as a rapist. He begged for 150 subs, seeing nobody wanting to sub, Jon decrease the number to 15 but only got 10 subs and then leak 2 messages that I'm sure already circling around on /bant. He got decent viewers though, he peaked between 150-250 viewers but his chat was suspiciously barren.
Inbetween begging and scrolling through X to see if he got mentioned by anyone, Jon showed a website for his show and something caught my eyes.
I was wondering why Jon would bother to stream multiple time from September to promote ADL 2 when it starts in January. There must some sort of legal clause that mandate Jon to stream for multiple months so Jon can fulfill the contract and get his money from the sponsor. Other than that, I also found this
ARCHIVE
If you guys want to check the site for yourself, you can click the link above.
After he's too tired to beg, he ended the stream by reading the bible while he showed an A.I video of Mac spilling liquid poop and pleading Sam to fire Jet and hire him instead.
Jon and the 40boys really overestimating their influence in the Fishtank sphere and they're trying to jump from their own trashfire into another trashfire created by Jet. Most people just want to see Jon be the butt of a joke for once but his ego wouldn't allow that to happen.
Inbetween begging and scrolling through X to see if he got mentioned by anyone, Jon showed a website for his show and something caught my eyes.
I was wondering why Jon would bother to stream multiple time from September to promote ADL 2 when it starts in January. There must some sort of legal clause that mandate Jon to stream for multiple months so Jon can fulfill the contract and get his money from the sponsor. Other than that, I also found this
ARCHIVE
If you guys want to check the site for yourself, you can click the link above.
After he's too tired to beg, he ended the stream by reading the bible while he showed an A.I video of Mac spilling liquid poop and pleading Sam to fire Jet and hire him instead.
Jon and the 40boys really overestimating their influence in the Fishtank sphere and they're trying to jump from their own trashfire into another trashfire created by Jet. Most people just want to see Jon be the butt of a joke for once but his ego wouldn't allow that to happen.
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Never a truer statement has been said. Most of the people responding to his twitter posts are people clowning on him lol.
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Since Fishtank on life support, I decided to watch Jon's stream on Tuesday 21st. What supposed to be a regular stream for Jon turned into an impromptu humiliation ritual for his friend, Sammy. In this stream, Jon begged money to his audience so he can help his friend who are having a shitty year and contemplating suicide. Jon also tried to shift the blame of ADL failure to Mac, because according to him, Mac can't stop telling the audience to poop in a bucket and keep telling the contestants to molest Sammy. These are the clips:
Jon being a gay pimp and offered Sammy's six pack for subs.
Sammy ruined Jon's expensive clothing that he only wears for special occasion like streaming.
Jon told the viewers why Sammy needs money so badly and they must donate to his stream. Just see how Jon nonchalantly mentioned his friend suicide attempt, even Shadi taken a back by it and was lost for word. Keep in mind that Jon contributed on some of the debt that Sammy have to pay cause ADL was a failure.
TOTAL JET DEATH!!!
Sammy being an ideal politician, is willing to degrade himself for money.
Jon doesn't know what Hamas is.
God's strongest retard will beat Jet Neptune but he is afraid of JEWS!!!
NO FREE SIX PACK!!!
Sammy explained his job as a precinct committee and the reason why he and Jon are pushing into politic.
Mr. Pissy Pants Penis and Mr. Poopy Pants Butthole over here pranked the contestants by faking poop and piss.
Jon is a good cook but thinks its gay to show people that he's able to cook. Kudos for giving Sammy pizza though.
They both sniffed snuff (not snow or coke guys, remember!) from a katana. Summer sent her TTS.
Nasty poopy nose
Sammy told a story of how he lost his phone and how he only have to eatdinner for a day cause all of his 10 credit card maxed out.
Sammy said that Jon is a better reader compared to him and said that Jon almost read like a normal person.
Sammy told his wildest stories involving self-immolation and defecation.
Concerned Mara sent a TTS, telling Sammy to get away from Jon.
One of Jon's jannies gaslit Sammy too keep him under Jon's control.
Shadi demanded Jon to stop talking about ADL drama even though she doesn't provide any new info on Jet. Sammy pondered why Jon's "podcast" turned into a stream talking about gay dramas.
Longer clip of Shadi leaking her hot bars. Jonthony Fantano gave it 10/10.
Beside his NCO shenanigans and ADL, we don't really know how Jon live and only know about his fake stories, this stream however is able provide a peek into his life and his relationship with Sammy, his best friend since he was a kid in the special ed class.
Jon being a gay pimp and offered Sammy's six pack for subs.
Sammy ruined Jon's expensive clothing that he only wears for special occasion like streaming.
Jon told the viewers why Sammy needs money so badly and they must donate to his stream. Just see how Jon nonchalantly mentioned his friend suicide attempt, even Shadi taken a back by it and was lost for word. Keep in mind that Jon contributed on some of the debt that Sammy have to pay cause ADL was a failure.
TOTAL JET DEATH!!!
Sammy being an ideal politician, is willing to degrade himself for money.
Jon doesn't know what Hamas is.
God's strongest retard will beat Jet Neptune but he is afraid of JEWS!!!
NO FREE SIX PACK!!!
Sammy explained his job as a precinct committee and the reason why he and Jon are pushing into politic.
Mr. Pissy Pants Penis and Mr. Poopy Pants Butthole over here pranked the contestants by faking poop and piss.
Jon is a good cook but thinks its gay to show people that he's able to cook. Kudos for giving Sammy pizza though.
They both sniffed snuff (not snow or coke guys, remember!) from a katana. Summer sent her TTS.
Nasty poopy nose
Sammy told a story of how he lost his phone and how he only have to eatdinner for a day cause all of his 10 credit card maxed out.
Sammy said that Jon is a better reader compared to him and said that Jon almost read like a normal person.
Sammy told his wildest stories involving self-immolation and defecation.
Concerned Mara sent a TTS, telling Sammy to get away from Jon.
One of Jon's jannies gaslit Sammy too keep him under Jon's control.
Shadi demanded Jon to stop talking about ADL drama even though she doesn't provide any new info on Jet. Sammy pondered why Jon's "podcast" turned into a stream talking about gay dramas.
Longer clip of Shadi leaking her hot bars. Jonthony Fantano gave it 10/10.
Beside his NCO shenanigans and ADL, we don't really know how Jon live and only know about his fake stories, this stream however is able provide a peek into his life and his relationship with Sammy, his best friend since he was a kid in the special ed class.
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The dev wallet for the ADL token sold for about a $2000 loss today so funding is off to a great start!
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Our boy is moving up in the world. Jon was doing a livestream in a party with the elites on X, he also did a shoutout to Nick Flentes and Andwew Tawte.
On 28th October, a podcast called "Ministry of Dude" goated Jon into giving them an interview, Jon kept bad mouthing Jet and sucking Sam Hyde's dick while his friend Sammy ate a whole chicken and contemplating life. Jon immediately left after one of the interviewer mentioned Simmons. They uploaded the edited version of the interview on their clip channel yesterday.
On 28th October, a podcast called "Ministry of Dude" goated Jon into giving them an interview, Jon kept bad mouthing Jet and sucking Sam Hyde's dick while his friend Sammy ate a whole chicken and contemplating life. Jon immediately left after one of the interviewer mentioned Simmons. They uploaded the edited version of the interview on their clip channel yesterday.
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Last night, Jon streamed himself attending a right-wing grift seminar. The host let him talk for a couple of minutes, but because he is such a retard, the stream audio didn't get picked up halfway through his session so his kick viewer can't hear his intelligent insight and unique methods to save the white race.
I archived the seminar because it is the most unintentionally funny stream I heard in a while. Just hearing these people I don't know talking about how they hate Jews, Blacks, and Woman especially just makes me giggle. They also mentioned Hustler University and Nick Fuentes unironically, and also talk about their struggle to make ragebait clips, so you know Jon is deep in the grift.
After he's done attending the seminar, Jon streamed for another hour with his friend Sammy. The stream was boring though because it was just Jon begging his viewers to donate money so him and Sammy can chug a beer. There were a couple of people that gave a suggestion to Jon to do a collab stream with Burt and this is what he had to say about it.
Jon said that he couldn't do the collab because he has two jobs but willing to do it for money. He's really down bad rn that he's willingto do gay for pay do a collab with Burt, leeching of Fishtank after he swore not to. Aperture is willing to give Jon money and make it happen. We'll see if Jon can keep his word or not if Aperture indeed give him the money. He probably won't do it, but it'll be funny if the collab happens.
In the world of white nationalist grifters that filled by people with dubious ethnicity and ambiguous sexuality, it's sad to see that a person with disability like Jon struggling to make a name for himself in this field. Maybe he should go back to being a Fishtank orbiter.
I archived the seminar because it is the most unintentionally funny stream I heard in a while. Just hearing these people I don't know talking about how they hate Jews, Blacks, and Woman especially just makes me giggle. They also mentioned Hustler University and Nick Fuentes unironically, and also talk about their struggle to make ragebait clips, so you know Jon is deep in the grift.
idk why KF won't let me upload other video format other than webm. this video is too big though so I couldn't be bothered to change it into webm
After he's done attending the seminar, Jon streamed for another hour with his friend Sammy. The stream was boring though because it was just Jon begging his viewers to donate money so him and Sammy can chug a beer. There were a couple of people that gave a suggestion to Jon to do a collab stream with Burt and this is what he had to say about it.
Jon said that he couldn't do the collab because he has two jobs but willing to do it for money. He's really down bad rn that he's willing
In the world of white nationalist grifters that filled by people with dubious ethnicity and ambiguous sexuality, it's sad to see that a person with disability like Jon struggling to make a name for himself in this field. Maybe he should go back to being a Fishtank orbiter.
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I'm doubleposting cause this thread is as dead as Jon's stream viewerbase. It's jonover folks, because this is his most pathetic stream yet. Sammy was supposed to be streaming with Jon but he got into accident by popping off the tire on his Nissan Altima. The cause of the accident is unknown but it is likely due to him being high on gasoline. For context, a couple of stream before the last night stream, Jon's friend Sammy admits that he likes to huff marker, glue, sharpie, and spray paint. His favorite is gasoline though, he huffed it quite a lot.
Jon didn't get into how Sammy car tire popped off, but if we are basing it on Sammy own admission to gasoline addiction, then it is likely due to that.
Jon start the stream by shittalking Jimmy and Alex B. One of his mod turned on bot viewers cause he's been getting low views, like 5 to 10 viewer low. It's only the most dedicated a-logs and ballwasher now that are on his stream. Jon didn't even ask for money anymore, he asked for approval by offering to do snuff and being racist cause his stream chat is so dead.
Jon would rally his bot viewers and a-logs to spam LolcowRewind chat so he can annoy Alex B and not Ethan Ralph. He failed miserably and ended up getting felted.
Someone in chat told Jon to ask Letty for advice. Jon called Letty a whore and said that she is successful because she fucks her way into famedom.
After years of burning bridge, this is what happened to him. He once was God's Strongest Retard and now his chat doesn't even want to talk to him and just there to observe. He contributed to one of the most quotable line on Fishtank and now he can't even stream alone. He has to stream with his barely conscious friend who likes to huff gasoline.
Jon didn't get into how Sammy car tire popped off, but if we are basing it on Sammy own admission to gasoline addiction, then it is likely due to that.
Jon start the stream by shittalking Jimmy and Alex B. One of his mod turned on bot viewers cause he's been getting low views, like 5 to 10 viewer low. It's only the most dedicated a-logs and ballwasher now that are on his stream. Jon didn't even ask for money anymore, he asked for approval by offering to do snuff and being racist cause his stream chat is so dead.
Jon would rally his bot viewers and a-logs to spam LolcowRewind chat so he can annoy Alex B and not Ethan Ralph. He failed miserably and ended up getting felted.
Someone in chat told Jon to ask Letty for advice. Jon called Letty a whore and said that she is successful because she fucks her way into famedom.
After years of burning bridge, this is what happened to him. He once was God's Strongest Retard and now his chat doesn't even want to talk to him and just there to observe. He contributed to one of the most quotable line on Fishtank and now he can't even stream alone. He has to stream with his barely conscious friend who likes to huff gasoline.
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Maybe if he wasn't a snake he'd have fans
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Even if Sammy doesn't have much of a brain to melt, huffing gasoline is one of the most horrific things you can do to yourself. I think the euphoria you feel is your brain dying, literally.
Jon's entourage is a nightmare.
Jon's entourage is a nightmare.
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Huffing gasoline and glue? That's some genuine retard shit lol.
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ADL 2 is gonna be rama rama.
At least he didn't say anything about huffing duster.
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Jon did another stream with the turkey guy who Jet fired. It was pretty boring overall, they basically just watched videos that turkey guy made with his friends. Some clips though.
Jon asks his opinion on "Miffy" and says her discord is full of degenerative people
He got a Christmas tree with his family today and showed it off on stream
Finally Jons fake baby can be heard real crying in the background
Jon asks his opinion on "Miffy" and says her discord is full of degenerative people
He got a Christmas tree with his family today and showed it off on stream
Finally Jons fake baby can be heard real crying in the background
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The baby is likely his sister baby. It's either Jon lives with his sister or his whole family is there for Christmas but Jon decided to stream instead of spending time with his family cause he's a retard, it's likely the former but I never saw any of his family member on stream. Jon has been pretty paranoid about showing where he's streaming.
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Who’s got the Miffy discord invite link?
Also, huffing glue IS cool, Clarence. Nerd.
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A funny happening had happened in the Jontent/Groyper sphere. So I guess one of the groyper general had been outed as a gay communist who's into femboy and post porn off himself.
Now what all of these got to do with Jon? Well, he follows him on xitter.
I guess groypers can't be too picky nowadays, huh? I don't know much about this Vrillium guy but this guy seems to be more of a breadtube type, not a groyper type. He's definitely Jon type though.
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I guess groypers can't be too picky nowadays, huh? I don't know much about this Vrillium guy but this guy seems to be more of a breadtube type, not a groyper type. He's definitely Jon type though.
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jon gay
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Jon did another Nepstein stream where he listened to the latest call between Shadi and that girl but it was pretty boring so I didn't watch much. He did semi-successfully say "rape" with an "r" though