DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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    Votes: 183 82.4%

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Friends, this is very penultimate. Extremely penultimate.
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source: https://x.com/Pwop_Streams/status/1989013678063055249

edit: damn she's actually pretty cute and that smile she puts on is adorable... Like an actually really attractive women... enough of the thirst posting but it feels like with this and the impending Asmongold interview that Phil is going to actually become "popular" or infamous. When cute chicks start exploring this retardation you know we're on the edge of Phil Burnell and "detractors" becoming gentrified.

Is Phil gonna jump the shark with all this attention? This movie, King of Comedy, is extremely pertinent to the story of DSP and online celebrities in general - I don't want to explain the story but the ending of it is how I feel DSP is going to go, he's going to get so much residual attention all the time from cute women and big streamers on a continuous basis that he'll just keep getting a stable amount of money out of it.

Of course, like the movie, no is there for the guy's comedy (or in Phil's case his amazing gaming skills) - people only show up to Phil to see a slow moving trainwreck.

I think "detracting" is going to get even more gentrified than it already is. My prediction is that DSP is going to become actually infamous and just be constantly referenced and he's going to keep getting money and never learn a lesson.

Whatever "performance" Phil has obviously tried to plan out for Asmongold (for reference: Phil is MATI that Asmongold delayed the interview and is fielding questions publicly) is going to be a sight to behold. I am very curious about how Phil plans to deal with this difficult spot he's put himself into. Phil called out Asmongold as a pussy and Asmongold actually responded to Phil's little bitch talk and now Phil is going to have to back all that up and be on the spot with questions the public have asked and the kind of thing he has just muted/deleted for decades.
 
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Dollar Store Crack Whore said:
What interests me about this 'interview' in particular is Asmongold's reach. He's far more mainstream than SideScrollers or KC. Surely Phil's gotta sniff money, if he bitches out it'll be in front of more people than ever before. I think there's some potential for a good freakout or insane coping, though most likely it'll be him trying to asskiss Asmongold while getting clowned on and fake-laughing through it.
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Phil's retardation was already exposed by Vtubers and tiktoker's. That is the current gen of people. They see him once and think "He is an extremely dumb person" No one ever sticks to him. He might think he gets a few viewers but even if they watch one stream, see the North Korea chat with ironclad rules that are not appllied evenly, see him bitch and moan for support, see him eat slob on paper plate while making the weirdest faces and they go "Nope, not interested". Just look how his Pro-Jared tweet went: didn't take long and he was back to the usual crowd of dents. I think Asmon will do it for the entertainment and maybe he has something funny to show on strem just for shit and giggles. Because that is something that Phil never learned: streaming isn't about playing games anymore. You have to entertain your audience, show yourself. And what does DSP show? He is the gamer who whines, bitches and sucks. He shows how he is begging every.fucking.day. for money. His stream layout in itself is just trash. Asmon streams from a messy room and he can convince thousands to watch. Phil throws money out the window and his viewership declines. Who is the actual streamer here?
 
The funniest Asmongold option is to NOT have it be 'an interview' but just have it be a normal ass conversation about random stuff because Dave can't cope with talking like a real human.

Remember when he did coop streams with his dents and could barely string sentences together on the fly?

It NEEDS to be an interview so he can spout pre-planned garbage. Imagine Asmon gointg 'lets just play a game and shoot the shit'. Phil would die.
 
Phil might have turned out okay. He was a weird fucker in the John and Howard videos 15 years ago but at least recognizable as a human being. But he's a raging narcissist, and an alcoholic, and he picked a "job" that lets him avoid the public but also rely on begging them for money, so he's grown more and more angry and paranoid. A functional spouse would have helped, but he picked someone even more fucked up than he is who agrees "Yes Phil, we can't take a vacation for 10 years until our cat dies" and thinks that shit is normal.

In other words, there are paths where Phil doesn't turn out to be the lying asshole he is today, but every choice he made moved him in the opposite direction. I don't think he has any idea what the truth of half his life stories is today, he's told so many versions of them.
 
Coke Zero said:
Asmongold should cancel just based purely on this upload, everything about this is disgusting.

Phil starts this saga off by cussing out asmongold on twitter and demanding a chance to talk to him, but now he's promoting it like its just two buddies talking about video games. Congrats Phil, you got the asmongold interview you desperately wanted, now you get the chance to lie and look like an idiot in front of thousands of new viewers.
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Complete manchild pigroach behavior, His schedule autism is so gay. He always has to get his way or else it’s “fookin’ stoopid”’. This makes me hope asmongokd edges the interview and then nope out at the last moment but this most likely will not happen but it would be great to see the meltdown phil would have. “He locked it in! You can’t just lock in an interview and then not show up. You’re a bitch!”
neger psykolog said:
There is a way: he got into drinking and gets ass blasted drunk every single night without fail and has done so for the past 20+ years.
Would explain quite a few things.
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That plus all the ego inflation over the years from being a kahntent creator while always being hated he’s constantly trying to prove he’s not a unlikable nigger.
 
Cardinal Cardinal said:
Somehow Phil still manages to amaze me after 18 years as a pro gamer.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CjhUtR2dPt8:210035:00
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I found it funny how he kept saying the controls and physics were bad compared to Mario Galaxy, which he assures us handled much more smoothly. They both use the exact same engine. Same physics, same camera, the works. In five years when Phil is doing his epic Mario Marathon Return stream to raise money for Kat's funeral he'll probably say that Galaxy 2 controlled better.
 
W@rui said:
>for the collab YOU asked for
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phil you were the only one who asked for it, remember? asmon still has time to call it off, but if it does indeed happen, i'm not sure why asmon is willing to waste 2 or more hours talking to pig and getting the usual copecast (hilarious how the henry epstein files is one of the things phil wants to talk about too) oh well though, at least asmon isn't going into this as a completely pignotized dent. he'll certainly come out of this regretting it though as everyone else who talks to phil does.
 
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So last week this was gay drama for girls and he hadn't even seen Asmon's comment because his audience didn't like drama they just like chill gaming fun. This week his audience is actually screaming at him that he HAS to do this Asmon "interview", even though he's already admitted he's just going to tell Asmon the same lies to the same questions he's been called out for for years.

He's so spineless and pathetic, it HAS to be someone else's idea nothing is ever his decision it's always what YOU wanted. Just say you want to do the interview because you want the attention, it's not a big deal. He always has to have a shield, be it his fans or his wife or his fucking cat. This faggot cannot just make a decision and stand by it.

Shon&Saunders666420 said:
phil you were the only one who asked for it, remember? asmon still has time to call it off, but if it does indeed happen, i'm not sure why asmon is willing to waste 2 or more hours talking to pig and getting the usual copecast (hilarious how the henry epstein files is one of the things phil wants to talk about too) oh well though, at least asmon isn't going into this as a completely pignotized dent. he'll certainly come out of this regretting it though as everyone else who talks to phil does.
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I guess he thinks he can make some detractor money, but it is a waste of time. Phil's already admitted he's just gonna give the same answers he always does. And a lie is still an answer. Waste of time.
 
Shon&Saunders666420 said:
phil you were the only one who asked for it, remember? asmon still has time to call it off, but if it does indeed happen, i'm not sure why asmon is willing to waste 2 or more hours talking to pig and getting the usual copecast (hilarious how the henry epstein files is one of the things phil wants to talk about too) oh well though, at least asmon isn't going into this as a completely pignotized dent. he'll certainly come out of this regretting it though as everyone else who talks to phil does.
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Something that stood out to me at first, and I don't know if this has changed since, is Asmon said he was only going to talk to Phil for 30 minutes. Given Phil opens with his usual prestream spiel, 30 minutes isn't even enough time for Phil to get through half of his spiel, and that's assuming Asmon just stays quiet the whole time and never chimes in. If Phil just rambles and does his usual spiel, I could see the interview not even lasting 30 minutes. Especially if Asmon cuts the BS and ask Phil what he wants to talk about, since Phil was the one who contacted him. Phil won't be able to give a real answer and just keep repeating the prestream spiel until Asmon just mercy kills the call to stream...uhh, whatever he normally does. Even if you don't account for the prestream spiel, 30 minutes isn't a huge chunk of time, it sounds like he just wants to brush Phil aside quickly to get to his real streaming content
 
Fridge Raider said:
He's so spineless and pathetic, it HAS to be someone else's idea nothing is ever his decision it's always what YOU wanted. Just say you want to do the interview because you want the attention, it's not a big deal. He always has to have a shield, be it his fans or his wife or his fucking cat. This faggot cannot just make a decision and stand by it.
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Phil's already been trying to retcon that this "collaboration" came about for any other reason than him sperging out at asmongold on twitter. "Asmongold reached out to me", "I have no idea what asmongold wants to talk about", "you guys asked for this", etc. No Phil, you cussed him out and demanded he hears your side of the story, and thats what you're getting, so get ready to do a whole new round of mental gymnastics as you again have to navigate your own web of lies.
 
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