DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
ReentryPhantom said:
Doing research for something unrelated to Phil, I took a break and found something fun.

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In 1978, Phil's parents had to keep the location of their honeymoon private because the detractors would SWAT their hotel room.
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It's not as funny that Linda "combed" Phil's hair now. I don't remember him mentioning that she actually cut his hair but that makes more sense. I mean it's just practical.
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
How have we not yet discovered technology that allows us to reach through our screens and strangle someone?

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I was trying to find a clip of Andy Warski doing his forced laugh to place here.
 
The only way an "interview" with Phil can be worth anyone's time is if it's just a show where people emasculate Phil and make him look like a coward and a bitch, because as people have said, there isn't any point in trying to ask Phil any questions. He's on the record admitting to lying and he will never come forward and admit to anything. Even if you bring an encyclopedia of clips and completely in-context moments, he will just ramble and try to spin it. The fact of the matter is that everyone already thinks Phil is a liar and a piece of shit, so the only way talking with him is worth it is if you just completely humiliate him in public and just make him squirm on the spot.

Sidescrollers was the 9/11 of Philstory for that reason. He was given a chance to come forward and explain himself and he just came out of there looking like a complete lunatic you can't even help. Steve Cambrian (that's his name?) kinda did this right by buttering Phil before completely going after him and showing just how much of a pussy internet tough guy Phil truly is. Unfortunately BroSydePhil just had to completely fuck it up by being a complete fucking retard and fixiating on the most meaningless details when he had something actually good (also Steve kinda screwed up by interrupting Phil too much but not nearly as bad as BSP, like jesus what a fucking idiot). If I had a big platform and a chance to get Phil on it, I'd just focus on showing the real Phil: the hypocrite halfwit retard, the coward, the one who lies and squirms whenever he has to own up to what he's done, the liar whose voice breaks whenever you tell him to repeat his tough speech now that he's in front of you, the pigroach not worth talking like a peer.

This won't happen, of course, because anyone big enough would just see Phil as some small fry you are fascinated by rather than the pussy cocksucker he truly is. I think that, if anyone could get the best possible talk out of Phil, it would be someone like Gundam, someone who will just make fun of him the whole time. Sidescrollers was great because, aside from the unexpected five hours, was a complete show ridiculing Phil at every turn, with Adam and Craig slowly losing it and just refusing to buy his pity speeches, Keemstar showing up and Phil turning into a sissy afraid to speak up. I don't know Asmongold but I don't see him as the confrontational kind of guy who will just cut off Phil and tell him to cut the bullshit.

Best case scenario, this could be half an hour of Asmongold daring Phil to prove him wrong over what he said before and calling him out, but he most likely will be burned out by Phil's nonsensical rambling and call it a day or just ask a bunch of Doody-tier questions without even knowing what the fuck he means because he'll be expecting Phil to actually address something, which won't happen as Phil is just going to deflect or use semantics to weasel out as he usually does. Only thing that is almost guaranteed to happen is that Asmongold will end the chat hating Phil's guts and most likely will talk about him again but in a much worse light.
 
DeadNivea said:
imagine having ancestors named something badass like Archimede and then turning out like Phil. poisoning the ancestral well
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As someone who has actually looked through his family tree (Thanks, Mormons!)....what I mean is thus.

Multiple generations of his Italian ancestors within 300-400 years had his direct ancestors in their late 30s, which is when birth defects and disabilities start to become common. The disabilities just piled up for hundreds of years until we got Phil. When you really think about.....he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.
 
Shuma-Gorath said:
Steve Cambrian (that's his name?) kinda did this right by buttering Phil before completely going after him and showing just how much of a pussy internet tough guy Phil truly is. Unfortunately BroSydePhil just had to completely fuck it up by being a complete fucking retard and fixiating on the most meaningless details when he had something actually good (also Steve kinda screwed up by interrupting Phil too much but not nearly as bad as BSP, like jesus what a fucking idiot). If I had a big platform and a chance to get Phil on it, I'd just focus on showing the real Phil: the hypocrite halfwit retard, the coward, the one who lies and squirms whenever he has to own up to what he's done, the liar whose voice breaks whenever you tell him to repeat his tough speech now that he's in front of you, the pigroach not worth talking like a peer.
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The only move in an interview with Phil is laugh at what a lying awful scumbag he is, and mute him when he tries his talking in circles nonsense.

Steve Cambian had the right idea talking over Phil when he started grilling him, but he the angry tough guy bit focusing on morals with his begging wasn't the right angle. Phil will just play victim, and like it or not, people willingly give him lots of money. And of course, BSP was a bad idea that he should have known better beforehand.
 
Is Lisa Lou someone's sock? A deranged tranny? One of his dolphins who just have $50 at the 11th hour to save the Mario Galaxy 2 stream.

I was never a huge Nintendo person, but watching him play Mario always makes me wanna neck.
 
Free Jasper said:
Phil has now called him ‘Henry Epstein’ twice.
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I know I'm late to the party on this, but holy fuck. Was watching the memology video to see what Philth was bitching about regarding asmongold and was caught completely off guard by him mocking the "Henry" Epstein files being Desperate Housewives drama.


I don't know whats worse, acting like its stupid drama content that has no significance (I guess the government should be handling trolls of streamers like Phil?), the referring to it as the government voting as if he doesn't know what Congress is, or the fact he uses "Henry" Epstein twice, when he 100% knows its Jeffrey, but is doing the stupid shit where he pretends to be out of the loop of things he is selling as pointless drama and intentionally gets names wrong to prove he doesn't keep up with "drama".

Phil, we know you know who Jeffrey Epstein is, retard.
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Will never not be shocked witnessing the 100% maxed achievement NPD Phil is. Epstein files vote is keeping asmongold from hearing how Phil isn't a bad guy at all and just a victim of being a meme, so the Epstein stuff is pointless drama Phil knows nothing about... Just... Just... What?
 
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
I know I'm late to the party on this, but holy fuck. Was watching the memology video to see what Philth was bitching about regarding asmongold and was caught completely off guard by him mocking the "Henry" Epstein files being Desperate Housewives drama.
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I don't know whats worse, acting like its stupid drama content that has no significance (I guess the government should be handling trolls of streamers like Phil?), the referring to it as the government voting as if he doesn't know what Congress is, or the fact he uses "Henry" Epstein twice, when he 100% knows its Jeffrey, but is doing the stupid shit where he pretends to be out of the loop of things he is selling as pointless drama and intentionally gets names wrong to prove he doesn't keep up with "drama".

Phil, we know you know who Jeffrey Epstein is, retard.
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Will never not be shocked witnessing the 100% maxed achievement NPD Phil is. Epstein files vote is keeping asmongold from hearing how Phil isn't a bad guy at all and just a victim of being a meme, so the Epstein stuff is pointless drama Phil knows nothing about... Just... Just... What?
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It is unbelievable how this faggot brags about not knowing jack shit about the world. Possibly the biggest government scandal in the history of the country and this dude thinks it’s Desperate Housewives? He isn’t hated enough.
 
Pandalee’s Tits said:
It is unbelievable how this faggot brags about not knowing jack shit about the world. Possibly the biggest government scandal in the history of the country and this dude thinks it’s Desperate Housewives? He isn’t hated enough.
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Its even gayer than just this though. Phil brags about being in the know and even being in the know from the beginning on anything he is selling to his audience as a positive. But anything Phil is selling as a negative he is clueless about and intentionally butchers the names involved to prove he doesn't pay attention to it.

One of Phil's most important traits is being so insufferable that the vast majority of people can't view him long enough to actually realize he is the fucking worst and deserves massive ridicule.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
boooo, i was hoping he'd ghost phil
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He can still ghost him. He should keep taking about the event and hyping it up and then ghost him literally one minute before the schedule appearance... And then Asmon should Livestream himself playing WWE Champions in complete silence and spending thousands of dollars on its shitty in game currency.
 
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