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Chris soyahue.webp
Last chud to escape from Rape.
 
✨🧀 OFFICIAL CHEDDAR SUPREMACY MANIFESTO 🧀✨ ​
🇺🇸🔥 Why Cheddar is the KING of Cheese & Euro "Cheese" is WEAK SAUCE 🇺🇸🔥 ​
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LIST OF FACTS PROVING CHEDDAR IS GOD-TIER: 🏆🧀🇺🇸
✓ MURICA APPROVED 🦅 – Cheddar don’t need no fancy AOC label to flex. It’s FREEDOM in dairy form. 🗽🍔
✓ ORANGE = STRONG 💪 – Unlike those pale, sad Euro cheeses that look like they’ve never seen the sun. ☀️🤡
✓ MELTS LIKE A PATRIOT 🍔 – Perfect for burgers, nachos, FREEDOM FRIES. Try that with your "Brie," coward. 🧀🔥
✓ ACTUAL FLAVOR 😋 – Sharp? Mild? EXTRA SHARP? Cheddar’s got RANGE. Euro cheese tastes like wet paper. 📜🤢
✓ SURVIVES THE APOCALYPSE 🚀 – Aged for YEARS and still kicks harder than your "fresh" mold log. ⏳💥

LIST OF CRIMES COMMITTED BY EUROPEAN "CHEESE": 🚨🧀🇪🇺
✗ COMMUNIST LUXURY GOODS ☭ – Oh wow, you spent $50 on a "truffle-infused" cheese wheel? REAL subtle, Marx. 💸🤡
✗ WEAK CONSISTENCY 🥺 – Either crumbles like your economy or oozes like your resolve. Pick a struggle. 💔🧀
✗ SMELLS LIKE REGRET 🤢 – "Oh, it’s supposed to smell like feet!" No. It’s supposed to be FOOD. 👃🚫
✗ ELITIST NONSENSE 🎩 – "This cheese pairs best with a 1947 Bordeaux–" SHUT. IT’S MILK JUICE. 🍷🤮
✗ CAN’T EVEN GRILL 🧀🔥 – Throw Camembert on a BBQ and watch it weep. CHEDDAR THRIVES IN FLAME. 🔥🇺🇸

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🇺🇸 REAL AMERICANS EAT CHEDDAR OR THEY EAT NOTHING. 🇺🇸 🍔🧀🔥​
🚨 WARNING: Obsessing over "artisanal" Euro cheese is a RED FLAG 🚨 ☭🤡​
Next time you reach for that "Gouda," ask yourself: 🤔🧀​
”DO I WANT TO EAT CHEESE… OR DO I WANT TO SURRENDER TO SOCIALISM?” 🚫☭​
🍔🔥 CHEDDAR IS THE PEOPLE’S CHEESE. THE ONLY CHEESE. 🔥🍔 🇺🇸🧀​

☠️ (This post sponsored by the Council of Cheese Patriots & the Ghost of Ronald Reagan) ☠️ 🧀👻🇺🇸​

BONUS FACT: 🏆​
The moon is made of CHEDDAR. 🌕🧀​
NASA confirmed it (they didn’t). 🚀🤫​

END OF TRANSMISSION. 🎤⬇️​
GO EAT SOME CHEDDAR. 🧀🍴​
OR BE A COWARD. 🏳️🤡​
 
on shemmy if you aint diggin in yo butt rn you losing lolmao monday is awesome!
 
NuII's Clitty💦 said:
Soyjak People mentioned:

The "thing" she's talking about is spamming giant red text.
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>The soyjack people thread was a mistake...even doe it's my favorite thread to drop into and I think about them constantly
 
Doğu Perinçek said:
>I-It's not me
How do you explain the admin.php thing, then?
btw Crimson Fucker's account got privated right after I made that post kek, and you took a full day to respond to me despite being online.
>I have made fun of him for his obsession with dead children
Even if you did it doesn't prove anything. Space Police also tries to make the exact same argument btw, xe thinks awkwardly talking shit about xis other personas will magically decieve people into xis larp lmao
>got tired of being called a pedophile for posting drawings of big titty women.
hmm I'm sure there's nothing more to it, just like when ytsuken said he was banned for simply sharing a wikipedia link.
>I only use the site...[snca]
if you're not Crimson Fucker then whats ur jartyfarms @?



View attachment 7594925>kiwi fren
>Null's clit leakage killing the site
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Your a schizonigger. I never posted on the sharty in my life, ive only ever lurked the site.

I reposted the admin.php mainly because I was hoping somebody could do something funny with it. Apparently that's too much of a tall order for Green Reddit.

My kiwi fren left the site mostly because of being called a pedophile for posting big titties and having to make alt accounts because his too much of a retard to spoiler his posts. I dont even talk to this dude anymore as he basically dropped off the side of the earth.

I have no idea who ytsuken is.

I'd like to post screen cap evidence but alas.

You will have to find my OF @ yourself all I'm doing is shitposting.

The big anime titty posting is only done to rage bait kiwis the last time I ever watched an anime was around the age of 12.

Most anime is lame and cringe and only exists to be meme'd on.

Also it took me too long to post as I'm too busy playing STALKER SoC.

Hasn't their been a dozen different pedo scandals amongst KF and Sharty? Talk about throwing stones in glass houses.

Reminds me of the time where a guy called big tits pedophilic only to be revealed to be a pedo.
 
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