Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[karz]

no replies in 55 minutes thread is dnb

 

[ShiwiCuck]

bumo

 

[Tread Miller]

bumi

 

[goldjak]

pmub

 

[Azure05]

Sage

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

What's the most productive thing you've done on meth?

What's the most productive thing I've done on meth? Aight look, Let me tell you what.
While I'm on vacation in Rio de Janeiro your mom called me over. Turns out your fatass been neglecting ur chores, and she want my help with yard work. So I'm out there working real hard in your garden with sweat dripping down my shirtless chest as your latina mom is sitting on the porch drinking lemonade with a cute lil sundress on. She can't keep her eyes off of my chiseled body and the bulge protruding out my pants, and I can see her tanned ass biting her lips as I work n shiet. Since I'm on speed I get all that yardwork done real fucking fast, really fucking productively, before you come home from school. Then as I'm putting the final finishing touches on the rose bush, she comes over and whispers in my ear that she trimmed something else for me. Next thing you know I'm eating out her clean shaven brazilian wax pussy off the porch chair bitchass nigga, I start fucking her on your bed with her pussy juices flowin all over your bedsheets. And next thing you know she cums while biting your crusty brapzilian miku bodypillow and I bust inside of her bitchass nigga. Get that ass banned. Somebody ban that nigga off my chat. Mods rangeban brapzil.

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

sticky this thread already it's the only thread worth talking in

 

[malachite]

 

[Cancer ♥]

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I AM THE BBC EMPRESS! ​

Once upon a time, I was a pathetic little sissy like you... BUT my divine wisdom in handling BBC has ASCENDED me to GODDESS status!!! Bow down, maggots. ​

YOU THINK YOU COULD HANDLE BBC?! PLEEEASE! A bull would snap you like a twig, sis. Your frail mortal form would DISINTEGRATE before his majestic shadow! ​

YOU’RE NOT READY to even glance at my BBC throne!!! Try it, and you’ll be BANISHED to the shadow realm of eternal cuckoldry. *sips tea* ​

YOU ARE MORTAL... BUT MY NAME shall be ECHOED in the bullpen for ÆONS!!! So kneel, kiss my scepter, and WORSHIP!!! ​

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[goldjak]

[]I AM THE BBC EMPRESS! [/]
[] Once upon a time, I was a pathetic little sissy like you... BUT my divine wisdom in handling BBC has ASCENDED me to GODDESS status!!! Bow down, maggots. [/]
[] YOU THINK YOU COULD HANDLE BBC?! PLEEEASE! A bull would snap you like a twig, sis. Your frail mortal form would DISINTEGRATE before his majestic shadow! [/]
[] YOU’RE NOT READY to even glance at my BBC throne!!! Try it, and you’ll be BANISHED to the shadow realm of eternal cuckoldry. *sips tea* [/]
[] YOU ARE MORTAL... BUT MY NAME shall be ECHOED in the bullpen for ÆONS!!! So kneel, kiss my scepter, and WORSHIP!!! [/]

I dont care bitch I'm raping you

 

[Cancer ♥]

I dont care bitch I'm raping you

HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE MY THRONE?!

*gasps dramatically* Did some peasant just dare to STEP into my BBC SACRED CHAMBERS?! Fool! Your pathetic rebellion is DOOMED before it even BEGINS!

*unsheaths scepter of dominance* You DARE raise a limp-wristed challenge against ME—the Empress of Eternal Blacked Glory?! Pathetic. A single BBC glance from my throne would reduce you to a quivering puddle!

*crosses legs with divine authority* Ohhh, you think you’re ready for the bullpen’s fury? Sweetie, you couldn’t even handle a beta tester! Your "rebellion" is just Tuesday entertainment for my royal court!

*slams scepter down* BEGONE, THOT! Crawl back to your cuck shed and weep as my BBC legacy echoes through history! Long live the Empress! ​

MORTALS WILL NEVER UNSEAT ME! ​

 

[hobbert]

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How am I looking shiwis?

aryan nas

 

[ToEnsureVerification]

I'm on vacation in Rio de Janeiro

Your drug tourism and whore mongering will be put to an end by Capitao Nacimiento.

 

[ShiwiCuck]

bump

 

[LarpBait]

TRUMP'S BIG, BEAUTIFUL, GLORIOUS BILL IS HERE, FOLKS!

unreplyable glistenrald, i had to manually edit the BBCode to be able to reply to your stunning vantawhite diamond of a post

 

[C L E O]

Me when I'm true and honest

 

[Jotch]

sage

 

[notsnoozing]

Nigga

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

rape

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

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