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I'm voting cuckfiction but it aounds vaguely plausible, if nutty. My major concerns outside of it being an obvious creepypasta intro would be...

Living in a cave is easier than getting a job?

Rare based redditor, you manifest destiny on that cave buddy, you can have your very own bunker. Why pay rent when you can live free on a cave...

the jew fears the reddit caveman

Unfathomably based redditor. One day, I hope to become an ungovernable cavechad as well.