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Mankirk

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Being over-endowed is a hard problem to have, because any issues are laughed off by women and lesser endowed men. We are people too, and our problems are legitimate, so vent about the associated hardships here.

If I'm not sitting really far back on the toilet seat (not practical while shitting), my penis is obstructed by the toilet seat, and it sometimes brushes against the front of the bowl, giving me the heebie jeebies. The one good thing is that the most gross public bathrooms have a U shaped seat so I get a little relief there. Can anyone relate?
 
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sometimes brushes against the front of the bowl
I hate square shaped toilets for this reason, I HAVE NO SPACE TO WIPE WITHOUT MY DICK TOUCHING THE BOWL! Thankfully I have foreskin so I can use it for cover but it still brushes cause they are toilets designed for women and I hate them.
 
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I fucking HATE when this happens!
All Toilets should be manufactured at least twenty times bigger, and don't get me started on the public urinal zoning problem.
 
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When you stand up and the only reason your bell end isn't scratched by the front of the plastic seat is your foreskin then you kinda understand what master race means.
and it's not pc.
 
Since I'm tall and skinny as fuck it's already hard to find decent-fitting pants that I can wear in public without outlining the ENTIRETY of my dick, I don't mind because as long as it fits comfortably, but I genuinely get self-conscious and feel bad for people who aren't trying to see all that and have about as much choice as me in the matter. Needless to say sweatpants and shorts in public are completely out of the question, and it's not like I'm gonna tuck it downwards like some faggot.
 
Since I'm tall and skinny as fuck it's already hard to find decent-fitting pants that I can wear in public without outlining the ENTIRETY of my dick, I don't mind because as long as it fits comfortably, but I genuinely get self-conscious and feel bad for people who aren't trying to see all that and have about as much choice as me in the matter. Needless to say sweatpants and shorts in public are completely out of the question, and it's not like I'm gonna tuck it downwards like some faggot.
Return to tradition: wear a tunic and no underwear
 
As a haver of a 10 incher I wish it was probably 1 inch shorter. You have to be careful during sex because it can hit I think its the cervix. Also I have to sit a certain way on the toilet otherwise my dick hit the front of the inside of the bowl as OP said or it can even touch the water.

I like to wear boxers around the house but if I leave I have to switch to boxer briefs otherwise my dick is really obvious, especially if I'm wearing shorts that are that flowy material. Mesh basketball shorts are absolutely a no-go in boxers.
 
Since I'm tall and skinny as fuck it's already hard to find decent-fitting pants that I can wear in public without outlining the ENTIRETY of my dick, I don't mind because as long as it fits comfortably, but I genuinely get self-conscious and feel bad for people who aren't trying to see all that and have about as much choice as me in the matter. Needless to say sweatpants and shorts in public are completely out of the question, and it's not like I'm gonna tuck it downwards like some faggot.
this right here. i also have some decently large balls that also tend to hang low since it is pretyt hot here.i find most pants are so uncomfortable for me to wear because of how tight they are in the crotch. im not enve buying skinny jeans, it's the normal and loose fit stuff i buy and even those tend to be too tight in the crotch. i go to the store and all but maybe one pair of pants i try on feels like a vice grip on my balls. this also make buying clothes online a gamble, i buy 5 pairs of shorts/pants and end up only keeping one, two if i am lucky because of this issue.
 
A succinct analysis of issues related to this thread:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3dFHa31qxQ8
Yeah, that's what we call "girl inches." Let me provide some reality with an example of a baby dick in a sea of 10 and 12 inchers.

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As for problems, condoms are a big pain in the ass. As a youngin' I could not have casual sex because I hated small condoms. I only heard about the MySize brand 5 years ago.

Another problem is blowjobs, unless you really enjoy teeth or choking your gf/wife.

Male attention in the changing room is also not appreciated.
 
Yeah, that's what we call "girl inches." Let me provide some reality with an example of a baby dick in a sea of 10 and 12 inchers.

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As for problems, condoms are a big pain in the ass. As a youngin' I could not have casual sex because I hated small condoms. I only heard about the MySize brand 5 years ago.

Another problem is blowjobs, unless you really enjoy teeth or choking your gf/wife.

Male attention in the changing room is also not appreciated.
Most condoms will fit but the Xl ones have more give and are more comfortable. Lambskin condoms really suck because there's no give whatsoever. Not to mention that they don't fit at all and XL/Magnum Lambskin condoms don't seem to exist.

If you're getting a lot of teeth the head-giver is not very good at what they're doing. Unless you're obscenely girthy, in which example you have the increased possibility of severely hurting someone during penetration, and even then the head-giver can be creative about it. Such as licking the sides AKA the corncob method.

Changing room shit is either at a gym or military showers or something to that effect. No one is going to give you attention unless they're flaming gay.

Most of the posts here are made by frauds because no one mentioned taking a shit and taking extra precaution to lift it out so your dick isn't in the water. Jeeze.
 
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