❄️ Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

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Shoe's had alot of difficulty with men. Armored Skeptic seems to be trying to do a "born again" schtick to try and ride the coattails of the "Trump Christian" grift. Good Riddance! I know she's got alot of simps but I can't imagine she's happy with life in NYC right now.
 
Shoe's difficulty with men is her simping for retards. She should really be ecstatic that she can find a new man because she's not tied to Grocery Store Hallway, anymore. What was she going to gain from him? Star Wars toys and some memes?
 
Bad Take Crucifier said:
Shoe's difficulty with men is her simping for retards. She should really be ecstatic that she can find a new man because she's not tied to Grocery Store Hallway, anymore. What was she going to gain from him? Star Wars toys and some memes?
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The fact that she blocks people who mention him, scrolls through his timeline, and is genuinely bothered whenever he gets brought up tells me she fell in love, hard, and he wasn't willing to make it work.
 
Bad Take Crucifier said:
Shoe's difficulty with men is her simping for retards. She should really be ecstatic that she can find a new man because she's not tied to Grocery Store Hallway, anymore. What was she going to gain from him? Star Wars toys and some memes?
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Putting it that way makes him being more successful than her even more hilarious
 
Don't Tread on Me said:
The fact that she blocks people who mention him, scrolls through his timeline, and is genuinely bothered whenever he gets brought up tells me she fell in love, hard, and he wasn't willing to make it work.
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I also noticed this and agree. She clearly has a strong emotional reaction. Greg always was and always will be a piece of shit, it's obvious he's an egotistical adult child, with nothing to actually be proud of. But June was clearly madly in love with him while Greg was in love with himself. I imagine that June just seethes and refuses to completely move on with her life, despite the fact that she should actually kind of hate Greg and not give a shit about him.

She could probably spill dirt on Greg if she wanted to, but that seems more like the shitty thing Greg would do, actually. I wonder if she doesn't go off on him because he's got some embarrassing stuff to post if she does. Bald head pics embarrassing texts, who knows. This is purely speculation but Shoe has a lot more to lose if dirt was ever dropped on her. Greg is already a has-been unless he really fixes up his schedule and image.
 
Kaido117 said:
One thing I never understood was June's obsession with Boxxy. She even went so far as to make that video reenacting Boxxy's viral video. Then she was also involved with Unichan.
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She is a clout chasing channy tard. She was never as popular as Boxxy and she wanted male attention, thrived on it.
 
Bad Take Crucifier said:
Shoe's difficulty with men is her simping for retards. She should really be ecstatic that she can find a new man because she's not tied to Grocery Store Hallway, anymore. What was she going to gain from him? Star Wars toys and some memes?
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Don't Tread on Me said:
The fact that she blocks people who mention him, scrolls through his timeline, and is genuinely bothered whenever he gets brought up tells me she fell in love, hard, and he wasn't willing to make it work.
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You're giving a simpleton like Shoe too much credit. Basic bitches also have basic emotions. She did care for Greg, but what she would get the most is fulfilling her fantasy of being a uwu smol bean with a big man taking care of her. She's not getting that from any normal, functional man looking for a stable and adult relationship. A normal, stable adult would probably indulge her fantasies, but not in public in the way she needed to play her stupid "I'm so uwu" charade. If a man wanted that, he would get an ACTUAL uwu girl.

With that being said, and even knowing Greg's asshole ways, I can't really blame him for getting out of a relationship he was getting nothing from. A big component of that relationship was that Greg had to be in charge of it 99% of the time and play a role 100% of it. As it seems like Greg doesn't want anything to commit with (which is fine), this relationship was all the opposite he really wanted.
 
Kaido117 said:
One thing I never understood was June's obsession with Boxxy. She even went so far as to make that video reenacting Boxxy's viral video. Then she was also involved with Unichan.
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Jealously and clout chasing. Where ever the epicenter of male simping is, you will find June Lapine.
 
wopirish said:
Unrequited Oedipus complex? Like Mr. Garrison from South Park she is upset she wasn't diddled?

Just a shot across the bow.
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Damn, now I have to wonder if June's mom and Dad had the same talk.

"She needs you, dear."
"I am not going to molest my thirty year old daughter!"
"It's the only way she's ever going to leave the house!"
 
Real Boxxy looks good today (despite the retarded opinions), Shoe can only wish she looked like her. Boxxy's persona was just something for content, Shoe has made that persona her actual self.

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It's called "accepting your age".
 
Berrakh said:
Men find acting like a 10 year old attractive? To the point where Shuwu dresses like Minnie Mouse and takes suggestive cotton candy bites? You’d think mixing sex with something inescapably childlike would be gross.
Maybe those whiney roasties who go viral on social media have a point about disgusting men.
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men find her attractive because she's a young-ish woman with a decent-ish body, that's pretty much all there is to it.
how she dresses or acts is irrelevant except for how much skin she is showing. as long as there's cleavage and/or legs to look at it doesn't matter whether she dresses like minnie mouse or kim kardashian or whatever else she comes up with, no difference.
 
DumbDude42 said:
men find her attractive because she's a young-ish woman with a decent-ish body, that's pretty much all there is to it.
how she dresses or acts is irrelevant except for how much skin she is showing. as long as there's cleavage and/or legs to look at it doesn't matter whether she dresses like minnie mouse or kim kardashian or whatever else she comes up with, no difference.
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Yes, Venti hit her below the belt when she pointed out that June used to cringe about showing cleavage on Shoe0nHead and then demonstrated several times when she did it. Honestly, we should have the Venti video in the OP so that all the newfags can understand the background.
 
Shoe has mentioned her adoration of Alex Jones literally hundreds of times. She simps for him, claims she loves him, and RT's his content on a regular basis. I've always interpreted this as her extending somewhat of an olive branch to the right while at the same time still hiding behind the illusion of irony. It's somewhat similar but also different than how she semi-ironically simps for Tucker. She knows she will be disowned by the majority of her simps on the left if she regularly publicly agrees with someone like DeSantis, but because Alex Jones is seen as a funny character not to be taken seriously by lefties, she's able to avoid being cancelled when saying things like "Alex Jones is always right".

Tonight Tim Pool is doing his live podcast with Alex Jones on as a guest and it came up in conversation that Shoe was invited to come on but turned down the invitation. Tim mentioned this when Alex was ranting about interdimensional entities historically communicating with Earthly elites and this being connected to child sacrifice and the construction of pyramids in civilizations like the Aztecs. Tim made a comment like "this is why Shoe turned down coming on the show" implying that Alex and his ranting was getting so out-there that Shoe didn't want to be associated with him and face the wrath from her commie simps.

In my opinion I'd say the truth falls somewhere in the middle. I think she probably truly did fear associating with Alex Jones and the consequences that would bring. She is probably also an anxious mess on so many SSRI's who is afraid of speaking publicly on a podcast that will be seen by a million people or whatever. Whatever the case may be, turning down an opportunity to do a podcast with Alex Jones seems very off-brand for her, although maybe Tim Pool just really is that annoying. She has been on other podcasts and on shows like Rising with Krystal and Saager, doesn't really make sense she'd just decide to stay locked in her bedroom for this one.

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June has pissed off Tim and is probably genuinely afraid of / embarrassed to meet him in person.

Tim is a dick for inviting her though. Like, what is she supposed to do, accept an invite to come speak to a guy who literally got pissed and said "fuck you" in anger to her when she was making juvenile jokes on Twitter? Yes, she deserved it but that's exactly why Tim shouldnt have her on, she's awkward and doesnt know how to talk to people.
 
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