Wizchan / Assigned Male Accidental Merger

[Watcher]

If you think this is talking then you have a very limited social pool.

Shhh quiet, your vagina will scare him away if you get too close

 

[Wiz]

Keep telling yourself that man.

Gee, what a surprise. This forum is filled to the brim with people who are not accepting of different people.
If one identifies as female, who are you to say that said person is not a female?

@Wiz why are you a wizard anyways?

Because I do not find the thought of putting my sausage piss comes out of into a hole blood (and other things) and a hole poop comes out of appealing.
I'm above that, I'm better than that.

 

[Watcher]

Because I do not find the thought of putting my sausage piss comes out of into a hole blood (and other things) and a hole poop comes out of appealing.
I'm above that, I'm better than that.

 

[SpessCaptain]

If one identifies as female, who are you to say that said person is not a female?

Female is a biological term. The word you looking for is Woman.

... Do Wizards use that word?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Because I do not find the thought of putting my sausage piss comes out of into a hole blood (and other things) and a hole poop comes out of appealing.
I'm above that, I'm better than that.

Not wanting to engage in penetrative sex is not the same thing as not leaving your room and bottling your urine

 

[Wiz]

Now let us know when you convince one of them to sleep with you

I will.

If you think this is talking then you have a very limited social pool.

Right now, you, a female, are communicating with me on a forum, by submitting messages back and forth. In Internet terms, you are "talking" (actually writing, but for some reason, English netizens say "talk" instead of write" when writing to one another) to me.

 

[Watcher]

Right now, you, a female, are communicating with me on a forum, by submitting messages back and forth. In Internet terms, you are "talking" (actually writing, but for some reason, English netizens say "talk" instead of write" when writing to one another) to me.

you really need to go outside

 

[Wiz]

Female is a biological term. The word you looking for is Woman.

Can you link me to the relevant scientific papers?

Not wanting to engage in penetrative sex is not the same thing as not leaving your room and bottling your urine

How did you know that I do those things?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

How did you know that I do those things?

The piss bottles are thrown out of the window once they're full, so space is not an issue.

 

[Wiz]

you really need to go outside

No, it's just below freezing point, so that's not a good idea.

 

[Wiz]

Autisticdragonkin,
you busted me

 

[Watcher]

Do you get autismbux like all of the other wizards as well?

 

[HickoryDickory]

I never met a wizard before. D-do we feed it...? Or will it wander back home when it's ready?

 

[Watcher]

I never met a wizard before. D-do we feed it...? Or will it wander back home when it's ready?

We wait til it runs back to the hole it crawled out of

 

[Wiz]

Do you get autismbux like all of the other wizards as well?

No, there's no such thing in Russia.
I'm an unemployed programmer who leeches from his (relatively) well-to-do parents.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Can you link me to the relevant scientific papers?

Here, boy: because I know you're autistic, I'll help you.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define:female

Common Knowledge requires no papers.

 

[Wiz]

We wait til it runs back to the hole it crawled out of

Then you'll be waiting a long time; you better feed me some more.

 

[Wiz]

Common Knowledge requires no papers.

Can you link me to the relevant scientific papers?

 

[SpessCaptain]

Can you link me to the relevant scientific papers?

You think you're so smart don't you?

 

[Watcher]

You think you're so smart don't you?

Wizards tend to think women are less intelligent and live easier lives, so probably.