💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.
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Roy seems to be getting less stable lately, like quickly. I'm enjoying the schizo shit but I need more hot investment takes Roy! Come on my guy what penny stock will make me Dan Blazerian rich?
I also really enjoy Roys racism, it's a really good look from a stable super genius. Entire websites government agencies and multi national corps are white supremacists all because they don't see Roy's value.
If this was true laughing at Roy is the fucking rainbow coalition, people of all races,sexes,incomes, educations etc see Roy as the goof ball he is.
That's why I enjoy Roy aside being a faker in my area of work and local, he's the kinda dude to sit in a cheap suit out front of a nice restaurant and suggest orders to patrons, then go home and tell everyone he was rubbing elbows with judges and CEOs all night when he wasn't even fucking waiting tables.
I also really enjoy Roys racism, it's a really good look from a stable super genius. Entire websites government agencies and multi national corps are white supremacists all because they don't see Roy's value.
If this was true laughing at Roy is the fucking rainbow coalition, people of all races,sexes,incomes, educations etc see Roy as the goof ball he is.
That's why I enjoy Roy aside being a faker in my area of work and local, he's the kinda dude to sit in a cheap suit out front of a nice restaurant and suggest orders to patrons, then go home and tell everyone he was rubbing elbows with judges and CEOs all night when he wasn't even fucking waiting tables.
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Whitey is a socially acceptable excuse for why he's a complete failure in life, in his mind. Gotta blame somebody, because taking responsibility for his actions and choices is definitely not his thing.
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His emojis to say his dream job:
Money, money, money, happy face.
Really tells you all you need to know.
The guy has the brains of a chihuahua who lives for treats, but hasn't figured out how to handle "sit, and stay" yet. Just knows that there are dog treats somewhere and fuck you for not handing him all the dog treats.
Money, money, money, happy face.
Really tells you all you need to know.
The guy has the brains of a chihuahua who lives for treats, but hasn't figured out how to handle "sit, and stay" yet. Just knows that there are dog treats somewhere and fuck you for not handing him all the dog treats.
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No idea who this Kody is but clearly Roy feels in power now and making demands. Kody don't he a faggots renhost that bitch and photoshop a black dick in Roy's mouth.
I love how clueless he is, I've stated before being a portfolio manager (at least entry) isn't hard a C student of a business degree that's IT. ALL. Roy is nearing 50 and wants the job many early 20s people do for a few years before advancing and or specializing.
It has a catchy title if you're uneducated in field of finance. (Wonder whom I'm pointing a finger at).
Also he's clearly greedy we know this. Since most of us know what a portfolio manager does and Roy the aspiring doesn't, let me spell it out.
You manage other people's investments. Be it saving a house, retirement, wealth growth etc. Also end of the day a part Roy would HATE. It's up to your client. If someone wants to buy fucking magic beans you make it happen. (Also in Roy's case not having a Series he'd need an ok sign off or working under a principal who does special Ed charity work).
Part of me would love to see some shit office let Roy manage a few funds and the meeting of him losing all the safety net money for some Vegas odds shot, would be fucking hysterics.
Roy would be cowering in the corner "I don't like apple so I shorted the stock it's white racism the stock went up 50 points!!"
Roy is bad enough he'd be literally a legal liability to any firm. Trust me I've seen some lazy and sloppy moves and there's a lot of legal protection for bad investors but Roy would fall under negligent in any court room.
Lastly, Roy's greed would be his undoing. Most firms the person(s) managing an account get something be a % or fee. So yes you want to see them do well.
Can you picture Roy opening the portfolio of some old money family? Anyone could be in hog heaven move a little this little that easy 30k to manage a year. Roy would be infuriated a 7 year old has 20 mm net worth also he'd be hitting family up for free money aside his bogus ideas (oh and Roy if you ever manage to touch other people's money sans picking change up, you're little invest in me while I'm managing your money, enjoy the ethics committee I heard they have barbed dicks like a cat.)
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Roy is legit near half a century old and doesn't even know what his dream job is... And it's one you can get into entry level. This was more fun then his schizo posts.
I love how clueless he is, I've stated before being a portfolio manager (at least entry) isn't hard a C student of a business degree that's IT. ALL. Roy is nearing 50 and wants the job many early 20s people do for a few years before advancing and or specializing.
It has a catchy title if you're uneducated in field of finance. (Wonder whom I'm pointing a finger at).
Also he's clearly greedy we know this. Since most of us know what a portfolio manager does and Roy the aspiring doesn't, let me spell it out.
You manage other people's investments. Be it saving a house, retirement, wealth growth etc. Also end of the day a part Roy would HATE. It's up to your client. If someone wants to buy fucking magic beans you make it happen. (Also in Roy's case not having a Series he'd need an ok sign off or working under a principal who does special Ed charity work).
Part of me would love to see some shit office let Roy manage a few funds and the meeting of him losing all the safety net money for some Vegas odds shot, would be fucking hysterics.
Roy would be cowering in the corner "I don't like apple so I shorted the stock it's white racism the stock went up 50 points!!"
Roy is bad enough he'd be literally a legal liability to any firm. Trust me I've seen some lazy and sloppy moves and there's a lot of legal protection for bad investors but Roy would fall under negligent in any court room.
Lastly, Roy's greed would be his undoing. Most firms the person(s) managing an account get something be a % or fee. So yes you want to see them do well.
Can you picture Roy opening the portfolio of some old money family? Anyone could be in hog heaven move a little this little that easy 30k to manage a year. Roy would be infuriated a 7 year old has 20 mm net worth also he'd be hitting family up for free money aside his bogus ideas (oh and Roy if you ever manage to touch other people's money sans picking change up, you're little invest in me while I'm managing your money, enjoy the ethics committee I heard they have barbed dicks like a cat.)
Tl Dr
Roy is legit near half a century old and doesn't even know what his dream job is... And it's one you can get into entry level. This was more fun then his schizo posts.
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If Cody doesnt interview him he's passing on a golden opportunity. Dont know shit about this Cody cat but would be hilarious watching Roy flip his shit over Cody monetizing and making cash off Roy just confirming what a sped he is.
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Heh, this isn't even a section 230 issue.
He's talking to (or more accurately, "talking at") the responsible party directly. Section 230 shields the host (in this case, youtube), but individuals are and always have been individually responsible for their words.
Go ahead Roy, file a lawsuit.
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He's still replying to the YouTube video:
Of course, the only videos discussing the Tesla event are at the very bottom of his YouTube page, so good luck to any strangers trying to figure out what this guy is talking about.
Also, if you find his arguments getting to you, don't forget that he Tweeted this nearly a month ago.
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Very thoughtful of him to include "#cringe." Now anyone surfing that hashtag for their daily dose can be sure to see his cringe-ass tweets.
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Jesus someone forward all this shit to #CodyKo.
"Take me out of your video! It was a mental breakdown and I didnt mean to say all this (at all? publicly? Who the fuck knows)! All lies! With that being stated, now I shall repeat everything I said in that totally misrepresentative Elon clip here publicly on twitter, and I'll even crank it up a notch! Cuz now I is ENGINEER!"
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He can't seem to stick with one story. Either he does want the vice chairman job or he doesn't. Either he thinks he's a diamond or he doesn't. He doesn't get to have it both ways.
Fucking narcissistic nitwit.
Fucking narcissistic nitwit.
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I really don't think he remembers what happened as much as he just doesn't want bad things said to bruise his ego. That being said I'm sure he wants that job because he'd look cool and important. When I frankly would not trust this man with toys that could present a choking hazard let alone a multi billion dollar corp.
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You know, Roy, just because DHS didn't perfectly predict and prevent futurecrime, that doesn't mean they weren't right about you.