Kiwitober 2021 - Inktober's autistic cousin - Thank you for a great one!

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Wereknight said:
Before it is to late, explain me one thing.

What the fuck is scooty puff.
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It's a gag from an old Futurama episode but in the kiwi sense, it's a scooter for fatties.
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I have no artistic talent, only autistic talent. Would anyone actually read daily themed shitposting short stories/poems? I'll do it if so.

Edit: If someone makes beats I'll rap over it for a 2-in-1 autismpalooza.
 
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SilenceIsViolence said:
I have no artistic talent, only autistic talent. Would anyone actually read daily themed shitposting short stories/poems? I'll do it if so.

Edit: If someone makes beats I'll rap over it for a 2-in-1 autismpalooza.
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I will read for sure.

I do like to draw and turn out shoops but I've also been turning over limericks in my mind for some of my favorite deathfat reaction channels and rat kings. I think I have a couple of funny ones already.

Can hardly wait for Kiwitober to start and see everyone's submissions. 🤗:heart-full:
 
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This makes me wonder if there's anything similar to the Winter Ball around these parts. I can't draw (unless you want a diagram), but really enjoy community shit like this.
 
Kiwitober starts this Friday! I'm looking forward to seeing everyone's posts, I've got :semperfi: s and :drink: s at the ready!
 
Alright artfags get your pens ready. I recently got back into art and need inspiration to keep trying to get better. See you all tomorrow!
 
I'm legit excited for this, lol. I love what everyone did last year, with more people joining it will be even more fun.
 
Its officially October 1st where I am so here's my submission for the day.
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I was inspired by Blue Oyster Cult. Made with MSpaint and Paint.net.
 
Not the best artist so here is a bad limerick:

10/1 - Coofer

There once was a "lady" from TikTok
Who thought Covid was nothing to cough at
So she picked up the seat
and licked herself a treat
and became a positive Coofer
 
I can't do art stuff, but unlike Amber I can finish writing a haiku.

October 1, Coofer

I got very sick
But then I got well again
World is run by jerks
 
I may try my hand at some really bad art later on, but here is a horrible limerick instead:

There once was a randy old poofer
Who was pozzed and an unvaxxed coofer
All the chasers of bugs
Wanted to give him some tugs
'Cause banging him was like getting a twofer!
 
I said I would rap so here's day 1 of my Kiwitober '21 mixtape, "Coofer - Yung Anonymous".

Lyrics:
Yo, it's young anonymous
My name will be synonymous with
with king of dropping bars all across this acropolis
you say I'm a lolcow? Bitch I'm Hippopotamus
gobblin' up you dirty fucks with rhymes that be bottomless

yeah I'm on that kiwi shit, we call it profitless
except for me of course as I'm droppin' all the documents
it's the consequence of confidence, I'm cockin' lockin' it
poppin off in every board you know I gotta comment kid

The common thread that's brings us all together is hate
but could you find a better way for weeby fags to relate?
we all fucking MATI baby at the end of the day
Wait, shit, wasn't there a topic word I was gonna say

Oh yea Coofer, shit I'm such a boomer
had a no idea what that meant, I'll leave it to the zoomers
Covids overplayed, make a reference get a tumor
but say bye to your granny kid and go ahead and zoom her
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I'm a bit sick so pardon the voice - if anyone here makes instrumentals hmu, just stealing these off of youtube lol. The next few days will be more on-topic, but I got it in there.
 
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