💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

If you backhanded the iphone out of his non-dead hand, he wouldn't be able to pick it up.

You've even got a built in defense. "The flash startled me!"

As to football not getting political this year, fat fucking chance. It's already begun with the anthem again.

 

[Lenzperkins]

I sense #3 is around the corner.

 

[Pig Cups]

Fun fact: Jon Basso, the guy who invented the chain, hates fat people and the whole purpose of the chain is to mock them. I guess that's openly obvious enough even a fatty like Jack can figure it out.

Some of the interviews that guy has done are mesmerizing. He once showed off the cremains of a customer/spokesman who died at the curb- the news anchor was horrified. Such an A+ troll job, though all he’s doing is being unapologetically honest about the risks and consequences of his food. Pretty shrewd businessman imo.

His hatred for deathfats is understandable. He apparently had a few Jenny Craig weight loss centers and fitness studios before HAG, and said that he got fed up with selling lies to people who he knew were getting nowhere. Basically ran out of fucks to give, which was probably hastened by the whining, excuses, and dumb rationalizations he heard from these people when they’d come in for sessions like Jack and Tammy.

 

[captkrisma]

looks like we're for sure getting a fat on the go at gordon ramsay burger (where he's already filmed at twice before)

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Most expensive burger on the menu is $26. Gordon Ramay's Burger is for people that want to say they ate at Gordon Ramsay's but don't have the money or clout to get a reservation at Hell's Kitchen.

 

[Aaway]

If you backhanded the iphone out of his non-dead hand, he wouldn't be able to pick it up.

You've even got a built in defense. "The flash startled me!"

As to football not getting political this year, fat fucking chance. It's already begun with the anthem again.

it's always been political with "military appreciation week" and all that stuff, but of course jack is too retarded to make that connection

he wants the players to kneel during the anthem so he can bitch about it on FB

 

[Lenzperkins]

it's always been political with "military appreciation week" and all that stuff, but of course jack is too retarded to make that connection

he wants the players to kneel during the anthem so he can bitch about it on FB

Jack wished he could kneel.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Jack wished he could kneel.

Jack wishes he could put his right hand over his heart to do the pledge of allegiance.

 

[boxybum]

I sense #3 is around the corner.
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He is still drinking those energy drinks despite them supposedly causing his stroke. The hell does he even need energy drinks for? You are supposed to drink those when you are preparing to workout or exert lots of energy. Even then they are terrible for your heart, a one way ticket to a heart attack.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

He is still drinking those energy drinks despite them supposedly causing his stroke. The hell does he even need energy drinks for? You are supposed to drink those when you are preparing to workout or exert lots of energy. Even then they are terrible for your heart, a one way ticket to a heart attack.

The stroke and his kidney stones, don't forget the gravel pit in his bladder.

 

[Pizza Munch]

I’ve tried to search for it in the thread but do we have an archive of the video he got sued over?

 

[Fatty2988]

I’ve tried to search for it in the thread but do we have an archive of the video he got sued over?

I don't have the video but did find the lawsuit: https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/7759025/telebrands-corp-v-giveme-inc/

Original: https://streamable.com/nzyb43

Edit: This is the redo:

He then posts a video saying it's his 'best product review of 2017' and then goes on to say the product is 'junky' despite saying how great it was in the redo:

For some reason it won't let me quote the original post, but on page 1071 there's an interesting post with the videos and more details about the lawsuit. Looks like someone posted a copy of the original video Jack got sued over, and he's been taking them down with copyright claims.

 

[Aaway]

I’ve tried to search for it in the thread but do we have an archive of the video he got sued over?

there was a copy of the video re-uploaded to YT but i can't find it anymore. fatty probably had it taken down or it could've even been the company, considering their main issue with jack's video was that he claimed the product exploded

i believe the re-upload also had the word "explode" in the title

 

[Fatty2988]

there was a copy of the video re-uploaded to YT but i can't find it anymore. fatty probably had it taken down or it could've even been the company, considering their main issue with jack's video was that he claimed the product exploded

i believe the re-upload also had the word "explode" in the title

Sorry for double post, but I posted the original above as a streamable. Maybe if someone is less retarded than me they can repost it as a media link and archive it.

 

[the khat quaffer]

TMI Tuesday, I fucked my right hand up real bad today, I can't do a fucking thing with it. Can't even hold up a ps4 controller. I've got a claw thing going on.

I've been calling myself strokebrain all day and picturing Jack having to manipulate his lifeless stump around while cooking. I like to think this eases the pain.

 

[PeckingOrder]

TMI Tuesday, I fucked my right hand up real bad today, I can't do a fucking thing with it. Can't even hold up a ps4 controller. I've got a claw thing going on.

I've been calling myself strokebrain all day and picturing Jack having to manipulate his lifeless stump around while cooking. I like to think this eases the pain.

I hope it eases up soon, and once you’ll get full use of your hand back you can get a proper sense of schadenfreude knowing Jack will never get the relief of using his right hand normally again.

You know, with Jack and his unvaccinated, barely masked crew rolling around a place like Vegas, I’m wondering how likely COVID is to come before stroke 3 hits.

 

[Aaway]

i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?

 

[Kosher Salt]

Husband won't work.

Oh wait.

 

[Fatty2988]

i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?



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Apparently it's his timeshare. He's such a braindead boomer.

 

[AnOminous]

i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?

Wow, fat idiot chooses idiot location in Vegas to be a retard in, is surprised it sucks. Amazing!

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

i thought they were staying at south point? also, "no dvd player in room"? motherfucker, you're in vegas. why are you trying to watch blues clues when you're in a city with an endless amount of things to do?



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Not an American so need to ask, are DVD players a standard thing to expect in hotel rooms? Or is this another example of Jack being unreasonably demanding?