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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Yellow Yam Scam said:
Quick rundown on Kindness' alters.

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Ezra is the leader, the one that you see in most of her videos, the "Default" headmate, if you will. Here is a video os "As-Is" (The previous discussed "sentient robot baby" alter) writing a message to Ezra.

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Here is Captain Zion the "Chief of Security" of the system discussing Ezra's meetup with the tranch.
Zion X Captain.mp4


Here is her headmate Pouchi attempting to practice her English (Note: Alyssa does not appear to speak any languages but English.)
Pouchi.mp4

Lady Rylie, with a strange Eastern European by way of Australia accent.
Lady Rylie.mp4


And Lady Rylie's wife, Lady Pandora, who is an agender dragon.
Lady Pandora (Agender Dragon).mp4

But perhaps you'd like a more general exploration of her headmate situation, including the answer to such questions as "If one headmate is raped, are all headmates raped?"
Headmate rape 1.mp4
Headmate rape 2.mp4
Headmate rape 3.mp4


Some other headmates include Sawyer, Piccadilly and Alice. I'll update on those later.
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Apparently Pouchi is a midget that lives at the Black Lodge.
let there be plight said:
Why is this bitch always naked?
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Because RAAAAAAAAPE!
 
kiwisnake said:
Make up your fucking mind, Bonnie.
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Is grifting a bunch of troons and other retards on Twitter enough to qualify them for "broad financial support from the general public?" I have to assume that's how they qualified. Or maybe they started up a "charity" for tax purposes, and give it a few bucks now and then? Any law bros in the thread?

Edit: Nevermind, guess I shouldn't have given him the benefit of the doubt. If they're willing to lie to themselves about what gender they are, it makes sense they'd lie to their followers about being a charity.
 
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I’m kind of fucking amazed. I was certain they were monitoring this thread. They get a legit human trafficker making uwu faces at them over twitter and we dig up the dirt on them and suddenly they go away. Tommy Tooter tries to ooze his way through the door and what do you know, he has an entire board cataloging the horror that is him.

And both of them go fucking nowhere. I was certain they were using us to screen applicants. And then Bonnie trips and falls into that sweet, sweet furry skitzopuss…
 
Bubonic_Vague said:
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Paul looks genuinely happy, way happier than in his wedding photos with Sky. Hoo boy, this gon' be good :story:
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A match made in hell. It's pretty funny though that a fat dude who dresses like a girl and a skinny chick who dresses like a guy, both of whom won't stop talking about how gay and queer and homosexual they are, instantly switch personalities (and sexualities) when they come across willing dick and willing pussy. Makes ya' think.
 
Pocket Dragoon said:
Hopefully he gets a piece and/or that pussy is so crazy, it scares him straight.
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I don't even know if Sky likes actual women. He could be legitimately gay or at least not looking for another partner (he could be monogamous and just jealous his "wife" [lol] is being stolen by Alyssa). He's the most nonpersonal of the ranch's social media crew, or at least most uninteresting. Bonbon however will not be scared away from crazy pussy: this is the kind of women a narcissist like him thrives on.

Sky doesn't seem like the kind to engage in violence like his husband, but I could be wrong. Its always the quite ones. I'm rooting for him, I may call him autistic but its much kinder than what 'd call the rest of the tranch. I doubt he'll have a Jake whatshisface redemption arc though.
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And both of them go fucking nowhere. I was certain they were using us to screen applicants. And then Bonnie trips and falls into that sweet, sweet furry skitzopuss…
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I ain't. The prisoner & their interaction with them wasn't taken down from social media when they were put on blast, and if it was then it wasn't right away. Even then, that fucker soesn't get out until a few years from now and had his prison phone posting privileges taken away. Meanwhile, Tommy is way too fucking old to be useful to the tranch in any category, sexual to labor to money (Penny and Bonnie are landlords, not a charity like they love to think).

Now, crazy pussy? That's what Bonnie WANTS. She can be his spirit animal and more importantly, his ego boost for his narcissism and genuine woman who calls him lesbian and has LOTS of sex with him. Its a win win win for Bonnie. His tranchmates? What? Nah, who cares, he can fix her and if he can't, he can control her.

Kevin did say he blocked the tranch's wifi from accessing this site somewhere in the Kevin thread (don't ask me I don't know). I don't know if they actually look at us anymore or if they're too busy neglecting animals.




And now, some updates:
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Oh god there's more of them. Three plural trans witches...
 
I kind of wish there was someone rich and autistic enough to waste their time and money by setting up The Kiwi Ranch next door to them. Not to harass them, or anything. Just minding their own business while being way less terrible at ranching. Too bad real life isn't that funny.
 
Met three plural trans witches??? Where the hell did she meet that much concentrated idiocy in one place? The Tranch? Or has she been on other outings recently? If it's the Tranch, I wanna know which of them were already into this neo-pagan witch bullshit, we know Kevin at least is into the "plural" imaginary friends but I feel like he's too lazy to even try and pass himself off as having any sort of spiritual/esoteric mindset that one would need to do the various "rituals" and whatnot that the witchy types get up to. He'd probably just fetishize the whole thing and claim he's practicing "sex magic" if he even bothered with it at all. If it's not the Tranch, then what tranny coven has miss Kindness been mucking around in, and is she gonna drag more witchy crazies onto the Tranch along with her? If that happens, I swear, "Tranch gets invaded by skitzo Tumblr witches" is NOT a story arc I saw coming, but i'm all here for it!
 
Emperor Percival Tachyon said:
Met three plural trans witches??? Where the hell did she meet that much concentrated idiocy in one place? The Tranch? Or has she been on other outings recently? If it's the Tranch, I wanna know which of them were already into this neo-pagan witch bullshit, we know Kevin at least is into the "plural" imaginary friends but I feel like he's too lazy to even try and pass himself off as having any sort of spiritual/esoteric mindset that one would need to do the various "rituals" and whatnot that the witchy types get up to. He'd probably just fetishize the whole thing and claim he's practicing "sex magic" if he even bothered with it at all. If it's not the Tranch, then what tranny coven has miss Kindness been mucking around in, and is she gonna drag more witchy crazies onto the Tranch along with her? If that happens, I swear, "Tranch gets invaded by skitzo Tumblr witches" is NOT a story arc I saw coming, but i'm all here for it!
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Neopaganism is just stuff people make up as they go along. It's easy to fake because it's all fake. Nobody will call you out on anything.
 
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