The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

If you mute the videos of her talking then she looks just like a highschool theater kid doing line readings.

 

[stupid frog]

Also for some reason I cannot reply to certain people in this thread specifically? I don't know why, anyone have this same issue? Only reason I am asking is I'm seeing it only with this thread

It's not just you, it's the site in general.


I thought Bon still had his balls?

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

It's not just you, it's the site in general.


I thought Bon still had his balls?

Bonnie is fully intact and said he isn't planning on changing that. He's just taking estrogen.

 

[Surfin Terf]

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Damn, I never noticed that Sky has a pretty good jaw. He always looked dopey, but I think that might just be because he's fat and wears sped clothes, but if he's been doing a lot of the labor on the ranch and starts wearing practical clothes I could see him becoming a catch.

I'm unaware of him ever actually posting anything, is it a possibility that he'll leave Bonnie and settle down with a country girl? Enter society?

 

[Beating Women]

Does Sky get a slice of the pie or what? I wonder if his 'asexuality' might melt away at the prospect of a crumb of pussy, (no matter how horrifying)

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Does Sky get a slice of the pie or what? I wonder if his 'asexuality' might melt away at the prospect of a crumb of pussy, (no matter how horrifying)

Well, maybe he's a repressed gay? I kind of assume that the "asexuality" is a ruse to ward off the other creatures on the tranch, but maybe I'm being too optimistic again and he's just as degenerate as the rest of them.

 

[Oxous]

What do you guys think will happen when Kindness gets her hands on a loaded AR? It's the Tranch so I doubt they lock all their guns in decent non-Chinese safes or cabinets, and they definitely keep them loaded.

 

[AprilRains]

What do you guys think will happen when Kindness gets her hands on a loaded AR? It's the Tranch so I doubt they lock all their guns in decent non-Chinese safes or cabinets, and they definitely keep them loaded.

I think they're gonna find out how the rat chews the cheese.

 

[Miss Misery]

What do you guys think will happen when Kindness gets her hands on a loaded AR? It's the Tranch so I doubt they lock all their guns in decent non-Chinese safes or cabinets, and they definitely keep them loaded.

No, they hang them on the wall in the Dome, under their tard flags.

 

[Law]

Kindness is the type to be a cutter and throw people's stuff on the lawn, not go on a murderous shooting spree.

 

[Panzerfrau]

Our girl getting ready to become a Trancher

(Tweet)

Oh and she also skipped work because fuck you

(Tweet)

 

[Miss Misery]

"The feed store". Bitch that's a Tractor Supply.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Jesus T. Christ, this thread has been moving fast since Kindness' introduction. Is she always that productive on twitter?

 

[Ghostse]

Jesus T. Christ, this thread has been moving fast since Kindness' introduction. Is she always that productive on twitter?

The speed of a crazy bitch about to explosively detonate in some dude's life approaches infinity.

 

[Hurgle Blurk]

While it is very obvious that this girl has some profound, untreated emotional issues, not even a lunatic deserves the Hell of being in an isolated compound with a group of heavily armed, completely depraved, narcissistic, self-obsessed men and their pet castrato.

What a world we've created, when gang rape seems a least bad scenario.

 

[AprilRains]

Kindness is the type to be a cutter and throw people's stuff on the lawn, not go on a murderous shooting spree.

Even if I thought that were true, which I don't, she poses an even greater risk as the cause of a deadly quarrel than as a participant. Her instability, the crazy thirst of Troon Ranch, and perpetually available weaponry is a terrible combination.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Kindness is the type to be a cutter and throw people's stuff on the lawn, not go on a murderous shooting spree.

I won't be disappointed if you're right, because IIRC Kevin's retirement fund worth of Transformers are mostly in an upstairs bedroom. With a window.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

A complete meltdown probably won't happen this weekend, right? Aren't BPD basket cases are usually super nice and happy in the beginning to ensnare their victims and then all hell breaks loose in a few months?

 

[Corn Flakes]

A complete meltdown probably won't happen this weekend, right? Aren't BPD basket cases are usually super nice and happy in the beginning to ensnare their victims and then all hell breaks loose in a few months?

Yes, BPD arcs tend to be fairly slow burns so this might take a little while to pop off.

Of course, you never know with the tranchers.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

A complete meltdown probably won't happen this weekend, right? Aren't BPD basket cases are usually super nice and happy in the beginning to ensnare their victims and then all hell breaks loose in a few months?

It took Logan a few months to ruin Lowtax’s life.