09/23/2015 - CRUCIAL DANGER! Phil Threatens Suicide

[QT 219]

Darkwing Duck predicted the future.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Knowing Phil, he probably has location data enabled on his phone when it sends messages.

Doesn't matter where he is, you could smell that fucker from a mile away.

 

[No Cavities]

I feel like DDDD is the only one even pretending to give a shit at this point. The asspatting has diminished quite rapidly.

I was reading further down his Facebook, and someone asked, "Have you tried friends-locking your posts?"

Phil will never fucking friends-lock his posts. He craves the attention too much, no matter how negative it is. It's the only thing that keeps him going.

 

[Tookie]

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List of people who mildly care is up to 2. And who liked DDDD's post, you ask?

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Thank God he postponed his suicide long enough to like his post

It is enlightening to see Phil has pretty much burned through all of his asspatters at this point. DDDD is the only one who has even taken notice and her offer of help is basically "if you're in the area I guess we can go to Wendy's or something." Kiwis are the only people Phil has left.

 

[Cubanodun]

i dont know if i have to prepare a shovel or a flamethrower

 

[The Lone Wanderer]

Since when is this news? Doesn't he do this almost every day?

 

[Erubetie]

Since when is this news? Does he do this almost every day?

Not publicly, if that's the case. This is the first time he's posted about it on his Facebook in apporx. 29 days

 

[AN/ALR56]

Sure you will, Phil. Do a live stream of it for us; there's a good boy.
You should use your "Mosin Nagant pistol".

If he manages to lift a sawed off wwII rifle with one hand,I'll be amazed.

 

[K/S wordsmith]

Here's ADF's badly formatted Tumblr if anyone hasn't seen it yet.

http://diosa-latina-de-misandria.tumblr.com/

Trigger warning it autoplays shitty music.

wait!!! are those cis-sounds playing from my speakers!?!?

 

[GetShrekt]

wait!!! are those cis-sounds playing from my speakers!?!?

Gotta love the mute toggle. Also, see ya tomorrow Phil. G'nite spud muffin.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

A toast, my Kiwis.



To the resetting of the suicide clock!

 

[GetShrekt]

A toast, my Kiwis.



To the resetting of the suicide clock!

The sky is blue, the grass is green, and Phil has threatened suicide over something petty and self inflicted. Three guarantees in life.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

So "Mi existar es mi resistar" was yet another inaccurate tattoo?

 

[Taily Puff]

Sincere apologies if this has been pointed out? But this is the first time I've ever seen any consistent online community celebrate someone talking about suicide. That's not a jab at the kiwi farms. That's an amazing testament to how pathetic Phil is that his threat of suicide is met with mocking applause. Shine on you wrist slashing diamond.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Has he threatened how he's going to do it exactly? Let's consider that given his current health condition and eating habits I'm assuming natural causes but he might throw himself down on a bike trail and let the cyclists do him in.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

 

[Strelok]

Jokes on us, Phil has been committing suicide this whole time by ignoring his diabetes.

 

[Null]

Sincere apologies if this has been pointed out? But this is the first time I've ever seen any consistent online community celebrate someone talking about suicide. That's not a jab at the kiwi farms. That's an amazing testament to how pathetic Phil is that his threat of suicide is met with mocking applause. Shine on you wrist slashing diamond.

nigga how new is you to this whole internet thing

 

[Totenkopf]

nigga how new is you to this whole internet thing

Why do all these losers keep joining this website