09/23/2015 - CRUCIAL DANGER! Phil Threatens Suicide

[John McAfee]

Thank God he postponed his suicide long enough to like his post

Phil Watch 2015 Pt. 266

Glad he/she/it is not dead. I might have to random button wiki or watch the news.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

And the next round of betting for Phil's Suicide Threats starts....NOW!

500 Islams says he makes it to 2 weeks and 3 days before he's back on the suicide wagon!

 

[Null]

And the next round of betting for Phil's Suicide Threats starts....NOW!

500 Islams says he makes it to 2 weeks and 3 days before he's back on the suicide wagon!

Is this like The Price is Right?

21 days

 

[Stress Sigh]

Is this like The Price is Right?

21 days

A week and a half.

 

[Football Meatlong]

Four days.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

No Phil, don't kill yourself! It's not worth it! After all... it's a lot of work, and we know how lazy you are! Fortunately, I can think of like half a dozen people who'd be happy to handle your killing for you. Much less effort.

 

[K/S wordsmith]

the big question is...will he die with his boots on ?

 

[CatParty]

Wait does this count as a true suicide bait if he hasn't changed his cover photo to black?

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

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List of people who mildly care is up to 2. And who liked DDDD's post, you ask?

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Thank God he postponed his suicide long enough to like his post

she invited to eat with him in Seattle in the future. Even his asspatters know that these threats are a joke.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

*consent laughs*

 

[A Skeleton]

I hope he requests that the undertaker stick one last chunk of ginger root up his ass

 

[John McAfee]

Is this like The Price is Right?

21 days

Based on the half life of believe-ability and the lack of replies. I give it 14 days or less. You can only cry wolf for so long, then you have to Instagram your fat ass at the ER for real with deep self inflicted cuts... Lord knows he can't jump off of anything, too fat. Phil will just bounce or float.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Slightly off topic but does Phil really understand what gas lighting is or is just throwing that in simple for the socjust points?

 

[GS 281]

Why doesn't he get like taken in for 48 hour observation for this? I thought that cops had to.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Why doesn't he get like taken in for 48 hour observation for this? I thought that cops had to.

You think they want to be around him?

 

[A Skeleton]

Slightly off topic but does Phil really understand what gas lighting is or is just throwing that in simple for the socjust points?

Not likely. The more SJ points the better, regardless of whether or not you use the buzzwords right.

 

[lemongrab]

Four days.

Four days, 1 hour, Bob.

 

[Anus]

Phil, just say "GIVE ME THE ASSPATS I DESIRE OR ELSE YOU'LL FACE MY LATINX IRE" it would have the same exact effect as threatening suicide. Ya fat lazy faggot.

I'll give it a week before he threatens suicide again.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Phil, just say "GIVE ME THE ASSPATS I DESIRE OR ELSE YOU'LL FACE MY LATINX IRE" it would have the same exact effect as threatening suicide. Ya fat lazy faggot.

I'll give it a week before he threatens suicide again.

If he said that rhyme I'd actually respect him a tiny bit.

Spoiler: Phil maybe could pass for

 

[sugoi-chan]

I'm surprised he doesn't have a Tumblr what with the frequent suicide threats and social justice buzzwords he sprinkles into everything. Tumblr would eat up the story of a non-passing trans woman being oppressed by the internet and driven to suicide by internet bullies.