09/23/2015 - CRUCIAL DANGER! Phil Threatens Suicide

[Sanic]

A dead Phil is the best Phil

 

[LordCustos3]

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I think we all know my Official Policy re:suicide threats.

Seventh time's the charm!

Seventh?
Moar like one hundred and thirty seventh.....this year.
He probably threatens suicide every time he runs out of froot loops; or whenever the wind is blowing from the southeast.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Sure you will, Phil. Do a live stream of it for us; there's a good boy.
You should use your "Mosin Nagant pistol".

 

[Stay safe]

Just when I thought he might go a whole month without threatening to kill himself.

 

[niggers]

it's like he knew it'd been too long

i mean, 29 days was almost impressive for a delusional sped, so he had to fuck it up

obligatory

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

"white transwomen"

Because you aren't, fatty?

Well this would imply he's a woman, so no.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Phil, telling the truth isn't gaslighting.

Now either kill yourself you insufferable potato, or stop whining like a little bitch about how people are realizing what a toxic bitch you are.

 

[Lemon Vagina]

Annnnnd there goes the clock.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

29 days, new record.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I guess this means moving to California didn't work out as well as Phil Harel had hoped.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Finally. It was about to be a month since he last threaten to do so.

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Says the white cis guy

 

[Peace and Harmony]

List of people who believe in Phil:

 

[kookerpie]

I guess this means moving to California didn't work out as well as Phil Harel had hoped.

Whats with the Phil crossed out?

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

List of people who believe in Phil:

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I love how they're not even going to pretend to believe him or support him now. Your bullshit is weighing on even your asspatters, Phil!

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Whats with the Phil crossed out?

Because I'm too autistic to use that name after four years of knowing him as Ahuviya, Harel or ADF.

And "Phil" to me, is someone different.

 

[Xarpho]

Just to play devil's advocate, what if Jordham really was lying about the ginger root? I'm not saying that Jordan was troll-shielding and taking KF for a but if that's not true, what really happened then? ("Isabel", if you're reading this, please feel free to tell your side of the story)

 

[Hyperion]

Yeah unblock Isabel and tell your side of the story.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

For fuck's sake Phil, just do it already.

All these cries of, "I'm going to kill myself" really lose their urgency after the fourth time and I think you're at least on your 20th by now.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Considering his delightful post about the day of atonement, Harel might trigger fatty more than Phil right now.

After all, it's part of the identity he's trying to get Facebook to change.

Because a social media site is totally the ultimate arbiter of a person's identity.

And not fatty fat fat fat being a drama llama again.

 

[Pikonic]

noooo