💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Who's "Apple flavor Violet" anyway? Did she do something that made her infamous on the Internet?
She was here earlier in the thread whining about Dragon Age being "transphobic" because of the character Krem, and Dobson, ever the dutiful white knight, was consoling her for some easy e-poon.
 
I wonder: Did she really misspell meetspace, or is "meatspace" now a new tumblr euphenism for the real world?

also, I finally found THE love song Dobson listens to every time he thinks of Korra and Asami.
 
You want to know why you feel universally hated? Because you're a self righteous harpy who gets offended over the most trivial of things that don't fit your prudish and self centered view of what is acceptable. You can block people and maintain an echo-chamber in an online space, but in the real world people see you as what you really are, an egoistical, irritating cunt. I'm glad you're aware that people hate you, because you don't deserve an iota of respect.

This bitch and Dobson are made for each other.
And wouldn't you know it, this person is a transsexual... I like to think of that person as some sort of Wu-knock-off.

Also, in order to be liked, there has been a fairly useful and reliable strategy:
Don't act like a preachy holier-than-thou no-fun-allowed asshole.
 
It just struck me that Dobson has a really similar way of enjoying media as Chris. Chris is famous for projecting all kinds of kooky interpretations into shows/movies he likes to make it match his sense of humor, usually on a really base "cartoon characters have a fun time!" level. So even if it goes over his head entirely, he sort of pretends to enjoy "adult" stuff while still liking it for really immature reasons. Dobson strikes me as doing the same thing, only he's a little bitch about it and default hates stuff instead of default loving it (unless it involves sexy ladiez and is Tumblr approved).

Totally overthinking this, but it occurred to me when remembering that Korrasami wheelchair thing. His sense of humor really is like a little kid's.
 

Great, Dobson retweeting more anti-Kojima shit when he has clearly never played any Metal Gear games. Why does Dobson care about what Kojima does or doesn't explain? All he cares about is one character's default clothing.

Kojima explaining everything from Vamp's running on water, to immortality, to Raiden bleeding cum as "nanomachines" was unnecessary. But he just thinks he's so cool finding someone posting that Kojima's a hack.
 
Great, Dobson retweeting more anti-Kojima shit when he has clearly never played any Metal Gear games. Why does Dobson care about what Kojima does or doesn't explain? All he cares about is one character's default clothing.

Kojima explaining everything from Vamp's running on water, to immortality, to Raiden bleeding cum as "nanomachines" was unnecessary. But he just thinks he's so cool finding someone posting that Kojima's a hack.
In a way, I think the backlash that his tweets earn him makes him feel validated and above all relevant. He's only ever getting any responses when he posts images or when he vomits his inane opinions about shit he has no understanding of onto twitter.
 
Dobson just got super-triggered, you guys.


And what caused him to be so upset?


Just look at how horrible this is. Oh the horror. Humanity is doomed. /deadpan

Oh, and this shit.

 
Dobson just got super-triggered, you guys.

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And what caused him to be so upset?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1U2DKKqxHgE
Just look at how horrible this is. Oh the horror. Humanity is doomed. /deadpan

Looking at the cast, Peter Dinklage is going to play the Mighty Eagle.

This gives me at least a small glimmer of interest...
 
Looking at the cast, Peter Dinklage is going to play the Mighty Eagle.

This gives me at least a small glimmer of interest...
Watching the trailer, it honestly doesn't even seem that bad. It's clear there was some actual effort put into this rather just a cheap cash-in.

Looking at the cast, Peter Dinklage is going to play the Mighty Eagle.

This gives me at least a small glimmer of interest...


Remember what he said about judging a movie based solely off a trailer when people pointed out how crappy Gen Zed was?
 
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Remember what he said about judging a movie based solely off a trailer when people pointed out how crappy Gen Zed was?

Days Of Future Past was great anyway, so I don't know what Dobby's talking about when he says 'Continuously'. Plus TYRION MUTHAFUCKIN LANNISTER
 
How are these spergs just now learning about the Angry Birds movie? It was announced ages ago. The trailer finally appearing shouldn't be a shock at all.
 
Movie looks all right to me. Laughed my ass off when Red kicked the shit out of Blue.
And it certainly looks better than....well just about anything Dobbo the Angry Blue Testicle can draw, anyway.
 
How are these spergs just now learning about the Angry Birds movie? It was announced ages ago. The trailer finally appearing shouldn't be a shock at all.
Eh, movies are announced all the time. It's when there's an actual trailer that you know the movie's actually coming out.

But yeah, sperging out over it is still pretty stupid.
 
Dobson, you need to stop being jelly of Dinklage AND START DRAWING YOUR LESBIAN PORN, YOU FUCKING LAZY BLUE BALL OF SHIIIIIIIIIIII-

....oh look, a nickel.
At this point, I get the strangest feeling that bitching about things on twitter is even more important to him than drawing pictures of a fanship made canon.
 
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