Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

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Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votes: 63 2.3%
  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votes: 59 2.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votes: 113 4.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votes: 222 8.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votes: 786 28.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votes: 1,105 40.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votes: 14 0.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votes: 81 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votes: 77 2.8%
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votes: 718 26.1%
  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votes: 218 7.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votes: 400 14.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votes: 98 3.6%
  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votes: 327 11.9%

  • Total voters
    2,756
Fun Fact: The actors who played the Fratelli brothers (Robert Davi and Joe Pantoliano) in The Goonies would go on to voice characters in Grand Theft Auto. Joe would voice Luigi in GTA3 and Robert would voice Colonel Cortez in Vice City.

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As someone that has been playing GTA V for a while now, I’ve been trying to do something like this but to no avail. The fact that this video was uploaded just seven years ago makes me think that this should have been a blueprint as to how to do it.
 
Fan interrupts German live show to ask where GTA 6 is

We're reaching peak autism in the GTA community now. It's boiling over into real life. The article also guarantees that we will have remakes of the 3D trilogy before GTA VI because retarded journos.
I wouldn't even call it the GTA community, I'd go further and say the GTA V community. Still, that is absolutely embarrassing. I blame media outlets for pushing every GTA VI speculation, clickbait and rumor as FACT. And R* for catering GTA Online for millennials who don't know how to manage their money.
 
San Andreas and Vice City Stories are the only 3D era GTAs where passengers can drive-by.


If you're a GTA veteran, you remember Wrong Side of the Tracks being unnecessarily difficult because of Smoke's aim and rate of fire.

In VCS, I noticed that passengers have a faster rate of fire during drive-bys compared to SA. Almost comparable to machine gun RPM.


Just listen and see how Lance shoots from the helicopter. I guess R* remembered the slow rate of fire from SA and cranked it up.
 
San Andreas and Vice City Stories are the only 3D era GTAs where passengers can drive-by.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TQHsvK-bPWM
If you're a GTA veteran, you remember Wrong Side of the Tracks being unnecessarily difficult because of Smoke's aim and rate of fire.

In VCS, I noticed that passengers have a faster rate of fire during drive-bys compared to SA. Almost comparable to machine gun RPM.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mw8obN4fGqE, list: PL-0Zm2zo61NXBqHDbmSh9l8GCrE_oRTUl
Just listen and see how Lance shoots from the helicopter. I guess R* remembered the slow rate of fire from SA and cranked it up.
Wasn't it a mix of that slow ROF, Smoke being inaccurate, and the Vagos having high health?
 
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All three things to help pad out that mission. Sometimes I wish vidya devs weren't so invested in the whole fake difficulty thing.
First three titles were old-school shooters; little margin for error. Some parts were more annoying than "fair".

These says, DPS is a hot mess. It takes an insane amount of ammo to put one enemy down. But it removes the frustration of getting owned by shotgun mafiosos.
 
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In 2003, EGM asked Henry Hill (of Goodfellas fame) to play Vice City. Here is a transcript from that issue:

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EGM: Here's the crooked lawyer.
HH: Been there, done that. [laughs]
EGM: OK, now press Triangle, jump in that car.
HH: I want that Lincoln! Where the--where'd he go?
Julian Hill: Press Triangle!
HH: I am. Everyone's watching me f*** this up here! I never played one of these..
JH: You're not supposed to hit everything, Henry. You're supposed to avoid it. You're driving like in real life.
EGM: You're gonna get a DWI, Henry. Go up to that guy. Now hit him.
HH: Julian, help! I feel like such a retard! My brain doesn't fire the way these kids' brains do.
JH: Follow the map. The pink dot. Follow the pink dot.
HH: What pink...oh, that thing. First of all, that's purple.
JH: Whatever, just follow--
HH: Show me where the money is. I'll get the money. Oh, I'm in South Beach!
JH: They got money, Henry. Hit 'em! Go up and punch 'em!
HH: Wait, the girl on the roller skates, I want her! Where'd she go?
JH: Don't worry about that--hit the guy. Use the gun! Press Circle.
JH: Busted!
HH: Yeah? You just lost your college fund, Julian.
 
Here's a lesson that Rockstar really needs to learn. You can use cities that weren't in the original game. Los Santos doesn't count because that was originally part of the state of San Andreas, which was a city in GTA 1.
 
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First time I've played Vice City, my adolescent mind thought: why is that gun curved like that?

It sure packs a punch. One shot, one kill.
 

I find it funny how Niko Bellic had to play this song on The VIBE during one of the missions on the way to Dwayne Forge’s apartment. It was the one where his former ex-girlfriend was talking to one of his former friends that he used to hang out when he was still finishing up his prison bid.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FADxR_aFPa4
I find it funny how Niko Bellic had to play this song on The VIBE during one of the missions on the way to Dwayne Forge’s apartment. It was the one where his former ex-girlfriend was talking to one of his former friends that he used to hang out when he was still finishing up his prison bid.

I personally like playing Vladivostok FM during daily shootouts in Broker and Hove Beach.
 
Holy god, fuck the "Take the Cannoli" trophy for Vice City. I thought I could make the game my first platinum, but I've got much better things to do than keeping R1 held down for 10s of hours.
 
Holy god, fuck the "Take the Cannoli" trophy for Vice City. I thought I could make the game my first platinum, but I've got much better things to do than keeping R1 held down for 10s of hours.
What was your strategy? I know that trophy requires you to get a high rating in the stats menu. Whose idea was that?
 
All three. I was just making speculation. I wonder how playtests of that mission played out.
the mission timing is supposed to end past the dirt ramp.
>cuckright infrigement
ouch.
What was your strategy? I know that trophy requires you to get a high rating in the stats menu. Whose idea was that?
probably because it requires you to shoot niggers or a destroyed car for a while.
Playstationthropies.org said:
Your criminal rating in the game is a statistic reflective of the amount of chaos and destruction you cause throughout the game. The more people you kill, cars you blow up etc the higher your criminal rating will reach. Your criminal rating is also affected by the amount of money you have, times you get busted and the number of cheats you use, some of which have a negative effect on your criminal rating. The Godfather criminal rating is the highest rank you can achieve and requires a rating of 1,000,000+. Below is a list of activities and actions that influence your criminal rating:
  • Destroying a plane or helicopter: 30 points
  • Weapon accuracy: 5 points for every 1% accuracy
  • Amount of money: 1 point for every $5,000 held, with a maximum of 200,000 points
  • People wasted: 1 point per person killed
  • Criminals killed during Vigilante missions: 1 point each
  • Getting wasted or busted: -3 pointer each time
  • Using certain cheat codes: -9999 points. This applies to all vehicle spawn cheats.

Based on the above point system, you are free to use any strategy you wish to reach the Godfather criminal rating. There are numerous methods, some quicker than others, that you can use to increase your criminal rating within the shortest possible time. I have only outlined what I believe to be the two quickest and most painless methods, albeit two tedious ones.

Method #1:

Firsty, you will want to start a new game, as specified in the roadmap above and start by collecting 80 hidden packages in order to unlock the Sea Sparrow helicopter. You will also want to be sure not to fire any bullets or get shot at and earn $10,000,000 quickly by replaying the "Cone Crazy" mission. You can get to the second island without having to unlock it via story progression. Once you have unlocked the Sea Sparrow, you can set it up in a certain location to continuously fire the mounted machine guns at a car until the trophy unlocks. Even after the car has blown up in which you are firing at, the game still registers each shot that hits the blown up car as hitting the target, thus increasing your overall accuracy percentage. This method is by far the quickest and if done correctly, you can rubberband the controller thus allowing you to leave the game running. This method works by drastically increasing your accuracy percentage, which based on the above point system will award you with 5 points each time your accuracy percentage goes up by one. For a complete walkthrough of this method, please refer to the guide here: LINK created by BuYcKi

If you don't want to collect the hidden packages twice, then you can start your first playthrough by collecting 80 then saving your game in a separate save file. When you want to obtain this trophy, reload that save file and continue the above method. Thanks to AlexanderWTF221 for the tip.

Method #2:

This method can be completed on the same game save file that you used to complete the game to 100%. However, it requires the input of the 'Blow up all vehicles' cheat code numerous times to blow up helicopters. You will first want to purchase the Hyman Condo and then proceed to park four Sea Sparrows in the garage. You can acquire the Sea Sparrow from the Vercetti Estate after obtaining 80 hidden packages. On the roof of the Hyman Condo is a Maverick helicopter. You can spawn another two by flying away and then returning to the roof. You will now have seven helicopter in close proximity. Now you want to position yourself near the air vents on the roof and continually enter the blow up vehicles cheat. It will take approximately 3-4 hours to reach the Godfather criminal rating. This method may be more desirable than Method #1 as you don't need to collect the hidden packages a second time round. For more details on this method, please refer to the thread here: LINK created by Hvalpen.
 
Holy god, fuck the "Take the Cannoli" trophy for Vice City. I thought I could make the game my first platinum, but I've got much better things to do than keeping R1 held down for 10s of hours.
I know III had two similar trophies regarding your criminal rating. Thankfully, not as insane as VC's 1,000,000+ grind.


Here's an "easy" method that can be done at the beginning of the game.
 
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