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When Phil is presented with actually having to use "skill" it's instant" bad game", or "bad connection".

That's why he avoided Guilty Gear Strive and why he dipped out of Virtua Fighter when the opponents improved.
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
Wasn't Phil not going to play this CoD because he's taking a stand against Activision because of the recent lawsuit?
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first it was cause of "#dobetterblizzard" soap box he cared about for as long as he noticed he wasn't getting twitter clout, then he wasn't going to play it cause Battlefield and Halo are coming out at the same time which lead to the galaxy brain rant about competing companies shouldn't compete for an audience. THEN it was cause "aulotta peepuhl" on "social media" were trashing the beta, so he was going to think about playing it, now he says that Psychonaughts sucked and OTHER people said CoD sucks and phil shouldn't play it.

This is the most entertaining thing about paying attention to phil, how many times will his story change in how much time and will he change his stories so much he does a 360?

EDIT - WAIT now it's going to suck cause phil walks into the line of fire and rage quits. yup game sucks now cause he's not playing bots
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
You know, it says something when you're Phil, and you're streaming a new release, and it gets this response.

Oh yeah, it's the game's fault. My bad. Sad, indeed.

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Wtf is he bitching about he made over 100 dollars….oh right it was all whale soc accounts….

This is gold guys, we’re at the point where even when dark gets acceptable money levels he’s gotta complain because he’s concerned by how little the bulk of his fanbase is contributing….

the whaling is so bad even he can’t write it off lmao
 
Pargon said:
Phil is completely phucked the first time he comes down with something more serious than the sniffles.

If he thinks it is going to get easier to be seen by, say, a gastroenterologist for the inevitable ulcers he will get from alcohol abuse, or a cardiologist for the thrombosis his sedentary lifestyle will cause, or a proctologist to remove my size 11 Doc Maarten from his asshole the next time he jokes about fucking with Jasper, he’s woefully mistaken. Specialist offices in my area are some of the most plentiful per capita and they are scheduling months out now. If COVID is even a fraction of what it was last fall/winter his only hope of getting treatment is an ER visit, which will BTFO his shitty insurance. He’ll be doing weekly marathons for months to pay it off.

ETA: Phil is of the age that it is time for him to be getting yearly prostate exams. He will not be doing this because he is too lazy and I guarantee he is terrified that he will pop a stiffy and cum his boxers if he has it done. It will bite him in the ass, pun intended.
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Wanted to echo this: I tried to get an appointment with my podiatrist for some relatively minor surgery, shit took me almost 3 months. There is no way in hell Phil is patient enough to fight his way into a specialist's office unless he is literally on death's door, in which case he's fucked anyway.
 
Current state of stream:

Roughly 30 minutes left for the night session

Total tips $51

60%, or $30 of these tips are from SuperBlindMan (aka wheelchairs)

Phil is dying left and right, blaming lags as usual

"Guys just $49 more to go for the vest poll, I know you guys want it"

*Snort*

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why the fuck does this retard keep putting "COD" and "realistic" in the same sentence? shut the fuck up already you want realism go hop on arma piggie, i bet that will end real well for you
 
Pargon said:
Phil is completely phucked the first time he comes down with something more serious than the sniffles.

If he thinks it is going to get easier to be seen by, say, a gastroenterologist for the inevitable ulcers he will get from alcohol abuse, or a cardiologist for the thrombosis his sedentary lifestyle will cause, or a proctologist to remove my size 11 Doc Maarten from his asshole the next time he jokes about fucking with Jasper, he’s woefully mistaken. Specialist offices in my area are some of the most plentiful per capita and they are scheduling months out now. If COVID is even a fraction of what it was last fall/winter his only hope of getting treatment is an ER visit, which will BTFO his shitty insurance. He’ll be doing weekly marathons for months to pay it off.

ETA: Phil is of the age that it is time for him to be getting yearly prostate exams. He will not be doing this because he is too lazy and I guarantee he is terrified that he will pop a stiffy and cum his boxers if he has it done. It will bite him in the ass, pun intended.
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I had to wait 6 months to get my wisdom teeth extracted, shits rough out here
 
Update to the state of the stream:
(Last updated 30 minutes ago)

10 minutes left till end of the stream

Total tip: $53

New tip since last updated : $2

SBM still accounts for 59% of tonight's tip

Begging is ramping up

Phil also just rage quite for the 4th time of the night

Chat is counting

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"I'm hit with a flashbang and then it doesn't show a bullet and I'm dead" :story:

Local boomer talks about lack of good shooters, while only playing FOTM FPS and never bothering with stuff that leans into the harder side. Hell, even Valorant would challenge this man.

EDIT after 5 minutes: Ragequit the game after getting killed from an angle he wasn't checking. Blames the netcode.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
You know, it says something when you're Phil, and you're streaming a new release, and it gets this response.

Oh yeah, it's the game's fault. My bad. Sad, indeed.

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First of all, what the fuck is he talking about? "retro"?

The game looks pretty good, but watching DSP play it is unbearable. The way he can make any game boring is incredible.

I went and watched a completely random psychonauts 2 playthrough on YouTube, and the biggest difference I noticed was that they actually had joy in their voice while playing. What emotions does DSP EVER show during gameplay? 1) baby mode rage. 2) "relaxed, chill" interaction.

Games like this are showcases for how awful his streams are even if we ignore the begging and rage. Anytime he has to actually interact and talk about the content there's zero substance or fun. At least games like Call of Duty he can bitch after every death.

Also this Call of Duty stream is a financial disaster, for a BRAND NEW COD. The realization that the HARDCORE GAMING SEASON isn't going to save him if he continues to have awful commentary will be fun to watch
 
Looking forward to the post stream tweet about how "chill" things were tonight and that he had fun "chilling" with everyone before he ups that kwality game play to the channel.
 
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