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I think he gets a pound for every pair of jimmies he rustles. Could be a lie, but it would explain a lot.
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A classic.
 
Pressing X to jump is an out-of-date mechanic. What viewers crave is a purely text-based chapter detailing the emotional and physical context of the jump, before the player presses X. Oh, and a BIPOC NPC in the background who can be on the receiving end of painfully dated racial stereotypes.

THAT is the future of gaming!
I am confused. Wouldn't the BIPOC be the protagonist? And the NPC portrayed by a gruff middleaged white male that behaves like an bumbling idiot and gets berated and belittled every two minutes so the player knows where his place is?
 
As some of you might have noticed that @Froggah his post and all posts related, have been moved to the containment thread, you may continue that discussion there. The Mods will be reaching out to @Froggah to try to be civil and figure out how we want to proceed with @Froggah. I for one don't mind him being around and participating (he makes me laugh), he has made decent posts, but he is still a faggot and should learn how to handle fucking up.
 
- low viewership
- coping: "outstanding game" (WTF)
- taking a shower blows
- but it is what it is
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The game does look like fun, but even if it was dogshit, it's not the game's jahhhb to entertain the audience, It's the streamer's.

Something Phil will never understand, or refuses to admit. No one gives a fuck about your content anymore because "YOU" aren't entertaining. They only time they give a shit is when you are being a salty bitch.
 
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Still not self aware enough to understand that the game is probably fine, but Phil's commentary is like being in solitary confinement.
 
Place your bets on how many minutes it takes after he starts the new COD Alpha before he says "This sucks dood they all know the layouts of the maps already, bunch of dumbfuck tryhards!".
 
You know, it says something when you're Phil, and you're streaming a new release, and it gets this response.

Oh yeah, it's the game's fault. My bad. Sad, indeed.

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I know it’s a nit picky thing but goddamn, Phil’s such a hack. He just repeats “sad” three times in the same tweet. Phil really has no creativity does he? For fuck’s sakes Phil use a thesaurus or Gramarly or something to expand your vocabulary so you don’t seem so basic.
 
Lol comparing to his day stream Phil lost another 4 members, back to 223/250 now

He will never make the goal this month unless he cut the sub goal to 220

What a fucking loser

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He's going to hate it because the only mode available is 2 v 2 duel royale. Where you rotate teams out, and each kills takes a life away from them and adds it to your pool.

He is going to get his shit pushed in and cry like a fucking baby.

The mode is no joke, and he can't flank them that easily.
 
Meanwhile, Jimbo pulling in the fat stacks that Phil only dreams of:
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ooooh yeah i can only imagine how pissed this is gonna make phil when he reads this later, i kinda was gone in the middle of the stream but im just gonna assume the superchats were pretty much constant during jims stream, so im guessing in the ballpark of 10- 15k in one stream? or is that generous
 
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