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200 people watching. 30 something dollars in tips.

Phil: “Okay, nobody has said anything for two minutes, that’s great!”

Watching your riveting content dood!
Funny how when the stream chat was active and people were enjoying themselves having a good time, Phil would bitch and moan that they “weren’t paying attention to him/weren’t talking about the game!”

When they’re apparently quiet and watching amazed at Phil’s gameplay, that’s not good enough either. Poor piggy can just never be happy! He’s misanthropy personified.
 
Fapcop said:
200 people watching. 30 something dollars in tips.

Phil: “Okay, nobody has said anything for two minutes, that’s great!”

Watching your riveting content dood!
Funny how when the stream chat was active and people were enjoying themselves having a good time, Phil would bitch and moan that they “weren’t paying attention to him/weren’t talking about the game!”

When they’re apparently quiet and watching amazed at Phil’s gameplay, that’s not good enough either. Poor piggy can just never be happy! He’s misanthropy personified.
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I took note of that too.
No news in itself but Phil is really a diva - no fan can satisfy him. If the chat talked about the game he gets angry because they do not mention/talk about him and when they do talk about Phil as a person he gets angry and wants them to talk and the game.

People should just pat his ego and throw money at him - heaven for Phil.
 
Boegjavel said:
I took note of that too.
No news in itself but Phil is really a diva - no fan can satisfy him. If the chat talked about the game he gets angry because they do not mention/talk about him and when they do talk about Phil as a person he gets angry and wants them to talk and the game.

People should just pat his ego and throw money at him - heaven for Phil.
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Phil is a misanthrope and a bully at heart. Low self esteem but illusions of grandeur and his ♿️ chat gives him a permanent punching bag when he’s in a bad mood. (Which he usually is!)

The only exception to that are whales and Derich for some bizarre reason.

I don’t know the what’s or why’s or how, but somehow Derich Ip found a permanent happy spot in the pigroaches dark pigroach heart.

Barely a stream goes by without Phil doing a “Hey there Derich! Good to see you buddy!” Or something like that.

As pretty much anything in the goutosphere it’s just... 🧩
 
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The only exception to that are whales and Derich for some bizarre reason.
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Gee, I wonder what that rea$on could be?

Fapcop said:
I don’t know the what’s or why’s or how, but somehow Derich Ip found a permanent happy spot in the pigroaches dark pigroach heart
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Phil knows that Derich is a few chromosomes short of a picnic. If he turned on Derich, it would be akin to slapping a kid in the face... Oh, woops.
 
Serf 'n' TERF said:
Quite a few of his songs have themes that revolve around:
  • Homophobia
  • Racist stereotypes
  • Violence towards women
  • Objectification of women
Quite funny considering how "clean" and "professional" he insists his content is.
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And let's not forget that Sonic song that's all about underage furry sex. Total class that one is.
 
Fapcop said:
Hehe! The joys of socialized healthcare.

Private doctors and private health insurance are making a getting big in even the Nordic countries.

Waitlists are everywhere. Especially if you go into the highly specialized fields like children’s psychiatry.

Imagine having a suicidal teen and being told there’s a three year waitlist.
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Phil is completely phucked the first time he comes down with something more serious than the sniffles.

If he thinks it is going to get easier to be seen by, say, a gastroenterologist for the inevitable ulcers he will get from alcohol abuse, or a cardiologist for the thrombosis his sedentary lifestyle will cause, or a proctologist to remove my size 11 Doc Maarten from his asshole the next time he jokes about fucking with Jasper, he’s woefully mistaken. Specialist offices in my area are some of the most plentiful per capita and they are scheduling months out now. If COVID is even a fraction of what it was last fall/winter his only hope of getting treatment is an ER visit, which will BTFO his shitty insurance. He’ll be doing weekly marathons for months to pay it off.

ETA: Phil is of the age that it is time for him to be getting yearly prostate exams. He will not be doing this because he is too lazy and I guarantee he is terrified that he will pop a stiffy and cum his boxers if he has it done. It will bite him in the ass, pun intended.
 
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Serf 'n' TERF said:
Quite a few of his songs have themes that revolve around:
  • Homophobia
  • Racist stereotypes
  • Violence towards women
  • Objectification of women
Quite funny considering how "clean" and "professional" he insists his content is.
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Grab a girl and don't wait
Take her virginity without permission
Take off her pants and get to your mission!

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🐌 Tips have been incredibly slow
 
Happens all the time. Snowkarl is more entertaining that Phil apparently.
 

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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Phil is never going to retire. Retiring requires setting money aside for later
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Hey.......you read it yourself. I provided the receipt. The day he can't provide meaningful content is the day he retires. He's never provided that.
Shirō Ishii said:
That's cute that you think that he'll actually live long enough to become a senior :story:
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He was a senior in high school. DEBUNKED!!!!!!!!!!
 
Lorum Ipsum said:
Happens all the time. Snowkarl is more entertaining that Phil apparently.
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Makes me wonder why Snowkarl doesn't stream himself. He seems to be more entertaining then the Gout fuhrer.

Oh and Phil going in retirment. He will never retire he will stream until he dies. We already had the Gaming Grandpa. Phil can do it. Though the Grandpa had at least skill in playing games
 
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Serf 'n' TERF said:
That's actually a really interesting point. What do Phil's senior years realistically look like?
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Doing his PS7 unboxing stream for his 3 remaining viewers while sending all the bills to OIC since none of the 3 viewers tip

Meanwhile guilt tripping his wheelchairs for the 20th anniversary of Khet divorcing his ass and 19th anniversary of Jaspers death
 
Pargon said:
Phil is completely phucked the first time he comes down with something more serious than the sniffles.

If he thinks it is going to get easier to be seen by, say, a gastroenterologist for the inevitable ulcers he will get from alcohol abuse, or a cardiologist for the thrombosis his sedentary lifestyle will cause, or a proctologist to remove my size 11 Doc Maarten from his asshole the next time he jokes about fucking with Jasper, he’s woefully mistaken. Specialist offices in my area are some of the most plentiful per capita and they are scheduling months out now. If COVID is even a fraction of what it was last fall/winter his only hope of getting treatment is an ER visit, which will BTFO his shitty insurance. He’ll be doing weekly marathons for months to pay it off.

ETA: Phil is of the age that it is time for him to be getting yearly prostate exams. He will not be doing this because he is too lazy and I guarantee he is terrified that he will pop a stiffy and cum his boxers if he has it done. It will bite him in the ass, pun intended.
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Does anyone seriously believe Phil has healthinsurance?

He probably looked at the prices, snorted and tried to calculate how many sweaty men he could pull in WWE Champions and went: “Fucking detractor insurance companies. Trying to scam healthy people into paying them money! I’m no dummy! ACK! ACK! ACK!”


EDIT: As for Phil and retirement? We’re talking about a man who literally can’t look past this week. But realistically, he might be able to ride the streaming train while slowly circling the drain for at least a few more years.

In the back of his head he probably has a plan about living off his parents inheritance and getting their house when they croak. That plan of course only works if they die within the next five years which is unlikely.
 
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