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I like how he's threatening to do another beg-a-thon when just recently he was humble-bragging about turning down sponsorships behind-da-scenes. Big man with his big principles.

How about take the shill opportunity instead of turbo-milking your wheelchairs? :story:
 
I like how he's threatening to do another beg-a-thon when just recently he was humble-bragging about turning down sponsorships behind-da-scenes. Big man with his big principles.

How about take the shill opportunity instead of turbo-milking your wheelchairs? :story:
“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
 
I like how he's threatening to do another beg-a-thon when just recently he was humble-bragging about turning down sponsorships behind-da-scenes. Big man with his big principles.

How about take the shill opportunity instead of turbo-milking your wheelchairs? :story:
If his paypigs, and whales can't tip $300 every day, then the only rational thing to do is to demand $1,500 in a day.

Sound good?
 
For the last time, he can't sell his house. It's only worth around $275k more than he paid for it.

$100k to pay off debts (which are nowhere near that). Say $25k for moving and fees? That leaves $150k to buy a new house. +the deposit he put down. +what he already paid off. Let's be generous and say he only comes out with $150 in cash.

Where the hell in the US can you buy a house for only $150k?
- Oklahoma https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/535-W-Main-St-Chouteau-OK-74337/125651464_zpid/
- Montana https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/703-California-Ave-Libby-MT-59923/78173575_zpid/
- Virginia https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2905-Northumberland-Ave-Richmond-VA-23220/12528547_zpid/
- South Carolina https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1264-Manning-Rd-Sumter-SC-29150/69192869_zpid/

...oh, turns out pretty much everywhere. Unlike his prison, they all have gardens.

He lives in a shit house, in a shit gated community, in a shit part of a shit state because he thinks he's entitled to it. He is. Deserves all the shit his life is. Houses like his exist for people earning insane amounts of money, in crap jobs ,who need to be close to work and can't live somewhere better. I'd rather live in Wings trailer (-Wings).
And Phil can live comfortable in those states. The idiot doesn't leave the WAKhando except once a week except to waddle around Fred Meyers and to run his "errands". Even with his massive begging, dude is pulling in close to six figures. Anywhere else in the country, you're living BEYOND comfortable. However, Phil hates the heat - and lets be fair, it gets hot in the Bible Belt - and you know that bacon sweats is going to be over 9000. Midfirst Bank is going to have to PRY the pigpen from his huff's, if anything happens to him.

I hope the conversatorship arch starts soon, as Dave keeps slipping mentally, and his senior parents have to take control of his finances and his affairs, that clydesdale he calls "muh mo-sorry, muh wife." decides to gallop over to Travis, and he has to CRAWL back to that ghetto called Bridgeport. As the old saying goes: "Never forget the people you stepped on your way to the top, because it's the same people you'll see on the way down."
 
Earlier on @Froggah made a joke about a detractor being able to take the rants out of DSP's prestream and get more views than DSP would get on the full video. Funny you should say that:
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This is an 8 minute clip from this same video, DSP posts his hour + of playthrough and can only get 1.5k views. Meanwhile literally my first video on my brand new channel with 0 subscribers and it ended up with 2.4k views. I now have 44 subs which I've gained over the past week so my channel is still small as fuck and still just by posting purely the unedited rant I get almost double the views DSP has.
Aauuhhmmm, excuse me, you retarded faggot, but you are WRONG!

You have 45 subscribers now. <3
 
Aauuhhmmm, excuse me, you retarded faggot, but you are WRONG!

You have 45 subscribers now. <3
Thanks I owe you one totally heterosexual sloppy blowjob. Every subscriber, every like, every view is a fuck you to DSP and an indictment of his skills as a content creator, entertainer, and human being. I didn't make this channel, DSP's ineptitude and insanity made this channel.
 
Earlier on @Froggah made a joke about a detractor being able to take the rants out of DSP's prestream and get more views than DSP would get on the full video. Funny you should say that:
View attachment 2484116View attachment 2484117
This is an 8 minute clip from this same video, DSP posts his hour + of playthrough and can only get 1.5k views. Meanwhile literally my first video on my brand new channel with 0 subscribers and it ended up with 2.4k views. I now have 44 subs which I've gained over the past week so my channel is still small as fuck and still just by posting purely the unedited rant I get almost double the views DSP has.
Yeah laugh it up while you can. What you're doing is illegal and Phil could take you to court. You know, if he had the money. Which he will! Soon. Probably.
 
Since we talked about JWong, here's JWong trying the infamous trials in KOFXIII. You can find plenty of other channels struggling, KOF combos are some bullshit.
KOF 13 Trials are not optimized though.
They are made as difficult as possible on purpose to show what is possible with the game engine.
In regular play, you would never go for those because there are many ways to do easier stuff for almost the same or even more damage.
 
Earlier on @Froggah made a joke about a detractor being able to take the rants out of DSP's prestream and get more views than DSP would get on the full video. Funny you should say that:
View attachment 2484116View attachment 2484117
This is an 8 minute clip from this same video, DSP posts his hour + of playthrough and can only get 1.5k views. Meanwhile literally my first video on my brand new channel with 0 subscribers and it ended up with 2.4k views. I now have 44 subs which I've gained over the past week so my channel is still small as fuck and still just by posting purely the unedited rant I get almost double the views DSP has.
you fucking marketing genius

overqualified for this position. cease your actions right now
 
you fucking marketing genius

overqualified for this position. cease your actions right now
Earlier on @Froggah made a joke about a detractor being able to take the rants out of DSP's prestream and get more views than DSP would get on the full video. Funny you should say that:
View attachment 2484116View attachment 2484117
This is an 8 minute clip from this same video, DSP posts his hour + of playthrough and can only get 1.5k views. Meanwhile literally my first video on my brand new channel with 0 subscribers and it ended up with 2.4k views. I now have 44 subs which I've gained over the past week so my channel is still small as fuck and still just by posting purely the unedited rant I get almost double the views DSP has.
keep in mind that detracting DSP will give you around 14k subs. this is the ceiling for all those old yt channels, except memology who changed his subject on the main channel and attracted a wider audience.
even sjc that has 18k subs, is a 9? year old channel and he mostly touches TIHYDP in recent years which is more mainstream than detracting only phil.

edit: fucked up the quotes.
 
keep in mind that detracting DSP will give you around 14k subs. this is the ceiling for all those old yt channels, except memology who changed his subject on the main channel and attracted a wider audience.
even sjc that has 18k subs, is a 9? year old channel and he mostly touches TIHYDP in recent years which is more mainstream than detracting only phil.

edit: fucked up the quotes.
Yeah the Phil community in general is pretty small. Probably 99% of people who have heard the name darksydephil just say "oh the masturbator".

In terms of people who are somewhat up to date on him, it's probably under 1,000 in total. His streams hover around, what, 200-300 viewers these days? And he has under 50 people who even actively engage with him.
 
Good idea LonelyIcedCoffee.

Here's this mornings rants for those that missed it, I broke them down into 3 videos because I felt listening to 20+ minutes of DSP ranting is a chore. Playing with a new format, let me know if it's shit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tr_5oaOdTM8https://youtube.com/watch?v=IbH2RE4GJUMhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=LngcaUf9Dns
First of all, this is great / super helpful! It's awesome to have people clip these rants for those of us who just can't stomach any kind of extended exposure to his shit, shit content.

Based on his ranting yesterday, it's never been more obvious how much he's on borrowed time. If he's so publicly and repeatedly saying that whatever his problems are right now, they're '100% Twitch's fault', he really has no hope. If at this point he can't be honest enough with himself to realize that him pulling 150 people on stream and regularly struggling to even hit his first goal of $50 without the help of 1 or 2 people to bail him out here and there might have SOMETHING to do with him and his 'content', then he really has no chance of fixing the mess he's in.

To be very clear, it's legitimately amazing that he's gotten so much mileage out of this fucked up business plan of his, where he literally just hopes and prays that a few people will throw some big money at him. If I had to predict somebody's 'success' as a result of doing things the way Phil has, I wouldn't think it would last a month, so what he's done is genuinely remarkable. It cannot be sustained though, and I don't care how many times he's cockroached his way out of jams in the past, it doesn't change that eventuality. If he lived a strict and frugal lifestyle, that'd be one thing, but think about what kind of lifestyle he's trying to maintain with this business model of his that's basically held together with string and chewing gum at this point: multiple internet lines, a monthly car note instead of a one-time payment for something used but reliable when he only leaves his house literally once a week, Doordash, new chairs and laptops, etc, etc...

He doesn't have to come out and humble himself before everybody and explain how he realizes the mistakes he's made and how he has to change, but we should at least see that 'behind the scenes' he's making some efforts to address that. Instead, all of his actions, public and private, suggest he really DOES believe he is a completely innocent victim, it's just a matter of being wronged by Twitch and has zero to do with him personally, and it requires no change on his part.

How can he sustain this with emergency fundraisers? People aren't giving him the money when he's making it very clear multiple times on a daily basis that he's IN an 'emergency' situation, and the results of his last few show that the money just isn't there, no matter how he tries to dress up his begging for it. He hasn't come anywhere near hitting what he's claimed to need in at least the last two he's done. Expecting such massive financial support from such a finite and ever dwindling group of people seems to be the literal only 'plan' he has to survive and continue doing this. He shoots down literally ANY other suggestion.

He's also clearly showing that he hasn't learned anything from his removal from the partnership program. Again, it'd be one thing if he was just quiet about it, but he's very vocal and it's plainly evident that he really thinks he has never behaved in any kind of a toxic way, and that he's going to refuse to interpret 'hateful slurs' as anything beyond specific racial epithets. Even when just allowing for the smallest expansion of the definition, he said just yesterday in his ranting about it that anything 'hateful' that he may have said was only when 'they insulted me first'!

Does he really think that's how it works? That you can insult and curse people up and down and your employer (however loosely you want do define Twitch as being his) will just not care and say, 'Oh, yeah, no he started it, so you're totally justified!' Especially when his definition of 'insult' seems to include the most innocent of questions or suggestions about decisions he's made or should make. Look at how cancerous he acts if someone just says 'have you considered downsizing?', whether they're trolling him or not. To respond the way he does to something like that, whatever the intention of the person who's asking, comes off as being a toxic lunatic who has zero self-control and most people you are representing would want nothing to do with someone like that.

None of this is new, but his ranting yesterday really drove home, to me personally at least, that he's all-in and completely committed his usual blame game of 'I did nothing wrong, I did everything 100% correct, it's Tevin's / Twitch's / everybody's fault but mine for the situation I'm in', mixed with new levels of delusion about, not just people, but people with money to burn flocking to watch him play some new games in the coming months. He has not given any indication that he's put any thought into, or come up with, ONE single thing that he could try or change that falls outside of those two things.
 
Yeah the Phil community in general is pretty small. Probably 99% of people who have heard the name darksydephil just say "oh the masturbator".

In terms of people who are somewhat up to date on him, it's probably under 1,000 in total. His streams hover around, what, 200-300 viewers these days? And he has under 50 people who even actively engage with him.

Not one to encourage such things, but Wings frequently streams at the same time as DSP. When they're both live, do a side -by-side of them. Wings almost always has 50-150 more people and the chat is flying like a DDM stream. Mostly full of insults but he sits there and takes it. No snowflake mode the last I checked. Makes his streams almost watchable, especially when in fast paced shooters.

No idea what Wings' money numbers are like but I'd guess it's a lot less than DSP from a lot more people. Safer long term.
 
I know this sounds crazy, but I had an idea. Do you think Phil has ever considered getting a job?
I think he’s considered it in the way an agoraphobic considers attending an open-air U2 concert, in that they have actively thought of every conceivable way they can avoid that situation entirely.
 
Not one to encourage such things, but Wings frequently streams at the same time as DSP. When they're both live, do a side -by-side of them. Wings almost always has 50-150 more people and the chat is flying like a DDM stream. Mostly full of insults but he sits there and takes it. No snowflake mode the last I checked. Makes his streams almost watchable, especially when in fast paced shooters.

No idea what Wings' money numbers are like but I'd guess it's a lot less than DSP from a lot more people. Safer long term.

Wings probably makes way more money than Phil if you ignore the whales (Which are of course a giant anomaly and not a reliable long term source of income.)

Wings has done what Phil could never do though: Chosen to “be the guy” and make a living off being mostly a joke.

Another reason Wings makes more money and has more viewers is because he isn’t such a hermit weirdo like Phil. He has friends, play matches with chat, etc.

Phil could never manage to get out of his carefully constructed Gout bubble, even if it meant more money.
 
I know this sounds crazy, but I had an idea. Do you think Phil has ever considered getting a job?
To quote Phil "this is not how life works, folks" (yes that is literally Phil from 2017 on the question "why doesn't Phil get another job and then he could double-dib with a stable income and Streaming / Youtuibe income") Admittely he makes good money from his streams and the pittance from Youtube ads and Patreon and even Spring (formerly known as Teespring) but I 'd wager that at one point this will be so low that his daily bills can't be covered if he makes adjustments (hahahahahahaha). Unless his views will go up to see if he gets a stroke on stream
 
Wings probably makes way more money than Phil if you ignore the whales (Which are of course a giant anomaly and not a reliable long term source of income.)

Wings has done what Phil could never do though: Chosen to “be the guy” and make a living off being mostly a joke.

Another reason Wings makes more money and has more viewers is because he isn’t such a hermit weirdo like Phil. He has friends, play matches with chat, etc.

Phil could never manage to get out of his carefully constructed Gout bubble, even if it meant more money.
Even though it is hard to accurately measure such a thing I bet wings has more real fans than DSP does. Wings still tries to play with viewers and isn’t so hostile with viewers and people who ask him questions.
 
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