Ethan Ralph the Food Connoisseur (and fashion expert) - Discuss gunt's food choices and shitty merch -- Surprise! The fat pig consumes a lot of food.

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UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
LowTierGod, DSP, and Ralph wear their own merch on stream, which is both hilarious and cringe.
But I believe Ethan is the only one to wear his own merch in public.
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Not hard, because DSP is a hermit and I don't know about LTG to give an informed opinion.
 
Terrorist said:
Nice purse Ethan...did your husband buy it for you???
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BoxcarBeethoven said:
You can tell he spent a very long time prettying up for that photo, just for you altistic.
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i think he’s got his eye on josh. when he posted the picture he was hoping that josh would think it was cute.
 
Someone paid $85 for him to stuff his gunt with this horrible looking steak. No garnish, seriously? $85?
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@Null hope you had a good pizza day in Siberia.
Those fucking specks of meat or cheese makes it look like mold, yuck.
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AltisticRight said:
Someone paid $85 for him to stuff his gunt with this horrible looking steak. No garnish, seriously? $85?
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@Null hope you had a good pizza day in Siberia.
Those fucking specks of meat or cheese makes it look like mold, yuck.
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That is the shittiest fucking expensive steak I've ever seen. Not just no garnishes, there's no even a single side? What sort of plating is that from an expensive eatery? I guess its not a big loss anyways, because a good steak would be wasted on Ralph. Probably would coat it in ketchup before devouring it, bone and all.

The pizza legitimately looks straight out of a late 90's chuck e cheese dumpster. There's so many actually good things to eat in Vegas and this hog gets chicken sandwiches and greasy pizza to stain his overpriced faggot murse.
 
Someone tell Ethan that straight men don't take selfies or post their fashion cops.
 
Bowl of Ramen said:
To be fair about the steak, it might’ve had garnish, but Ralph is so adverse to green, leafy food, he probably felt threatened by it.
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i bet he specifically requested it with no sides. ralph’s the type of dude to only order from the kid’s menu unless he’s trying to own the ayylawgs
 
Ok regarding that fucking steak: if you are paying 85$ for a single person's meal, it better include wine and it better be at a Michelin Star restaurant.

Not trying to be snobby, I'm definitely not someone who's very particular about food, but I do think value is important. If you want to wear a collared shirt and drop a Benjamin on a meal, go for it, but it should be a night to remember.

That steak, plating, and venue literally looks like a buffet that the old ladies playing slots eat at for free after being comped a meal. It literally looks like a plastic plate he walked up to the steak part of the buffet and got his meat plopped down on it by the guy behind the counter. At no point did it occur up me that that was supposed to be a fancy meal until I saw the price.

That venue is a tourist trap. It doesn't have a star. I'm sure the food is fine but that is $85 is unacceptable. If Ralph remembers that meal it's only because we are making fun of him for it


On the other hand: that Louis Vuitton man purse is fucking cringe. You know what you can spend $1000 on? How about a real wedding ring, or a wedding dress for your pregnant fiancé? How about anything besides an Italian fanny pack? Stupid faggot lol
 
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