EPISODE 2: THE COUCH IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
Cameron: Uh um hi, Huey.
Huey: What's up dipshit. Thanks for inviting yourself in.
Cameron: Oh, y-your welcome.
Huey: So you're a nig nog and retarded too. 2 for 1 special ed.
Cameron: Th-that was a pretty rude thing to say.
Huey: Oh I'm sorry, I completely forgot my manners, President Obama.
Huey: So you come in here for another dick knock again?
Cameron: Um, a-actually there's like th-this thing I need t-to ask you.
Huey: I ain't gonna suck your dick if that's what you're askin, Captain Ahab of the Butt Pirates.
Cameron: w-well I was wondering if you could help me find my couch.
Huey: That nasty trash couch? Didn't Mrs. Doubtfire over there sell it to some wops on fuckin craigslist?
Cameron: Actually, it was taken by an internet trolling organization who targets and harrasses women in gaming.
Huey: Ah, ok. I see what's goin on here. Yeah some of those guys took it. You'll probably never see it again
Cameron: You saw them?! Where'd they go?!
Huey: I don't fuckin know. Somewhere far away from here. Probably back in their secret base in Africa.
Huey: You should probably buy a ticket and stay there.
Cameron: Thanks Huey! I'll go there right now!
Huey: Anything to help a friend.
Shona: Guys I forgot to tell you guys something important.
Shona: My stand up comedy act is tonight and you guys neeeeeeed to come and support me!
Shona: I've got a really killer set on how much I hate my parents.
Huey: As much as I would love to hear about your daddy issues I'd rather not want to kill myself tonight.
Cameron: I don't have time to. Huey said that Gamergate took my couch to Africa.
Huey: Also told him to stay there with the rest of his kind.
Cameron: If they find out what's in that couch they could leak it to the world and my reputation would be ruined!
Shona: Huff! You guys never come to my stand up acts! Ugh!
Cameron: Shona you never came to my poetry readings.
Shona: Well duh silly, It's cuz they were all awful! No offense sweety, but your poetry sucks harder than Miley Cyrus backstage after the VMAs!
Shona: Pew Pew.
Shona: That was a really good one. I'll have to write that down.
Cameron: Number 1, That was really rude and it hurt my feelings but that clever quip was very amusing.
Cameron: Number 2, Sorry but I really can't. The sooner I get this couch back the sooner I can start worrying about other things.
Huey: Get out of my room Shona, you smell like piss and cheap perfume and I don't want to have to un-gay this room again.
Shona: Actually I'm not gay I'm trans and fine! See if I care that you all hate me and wish I was dead!
Shona: I'm gonna go make some angry posts on tumblr to calm down. Huff!
Huey: Anyways, go fuck yourself, porch monkey.
TO BE CONTINUED