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I lost track of what thread I was reading and skimmed past this picture because I thought it was just a photo of an 80-year-old couple.
Yeah, synthetic estrogen is magic, in the sense it makes you age at triple speed.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Yeah, synthetic estrogen is magic, in the sense it makes you age at triple speed.
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FINALLY they admit it's not a haven, rescue or any of the other feel good bullshit they claim to be. It's a fucking nasty commune.
Every single 'commune' from hippies to furries has these things in common:
-requires sexual relationships to stay in good favor, or doing everyone else's physical chores
-required shared food (always inedible, greasy, or unholy combinations)
-drug use
-uncleaned and trashed common areas
-too many animals, no proper care
-isolation from natal family
-new recruits are under 30
-leaders are head of said sex relationships
-requirement to contribute to pooled funds that ~mysteriously~ aren't ever enough
Only thing keeping them from being a full-blown cult is that they don't have a freaky alter to ponies or their estrogen, but those communal "shot" nights are a close second.
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I don't see why the doctor keeping the dick during surgery is anymore horrifiying than standard penile inversion. If anything, less healthy tissue was removed.
Kung Pow Cream
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He will never realize that they keep dropping him because he's batshit insane. There's a saying that says "If you keep smelling shit wherever you go, check your shoe." However for this, it's like he's nose blind and shat his pants and he doesn't understand why people don't want to be in vicinity of him.Ripley got dropped by another surgeon
Kevin, you idiot. Who in their right mind will buy yarn at a furry convention? Yarn sales are already a niche thing in the crafting community and then you're going to decrease that number of sales even further because barely anyone at a furry convention works with and wants to buy yarn.
Fuck it, I'll shoot myself in the fucking foot and give you advice. Make scarves. Make hats. Make fingerless gloves. There's knitting machines that can crank them out easily. You can easily make paw print designs on them to sell to furries. No stem loving gay male furry is going to want your stupid yarn as it is.
I can't wait for three more conventions where they're going broke because they couldn't make a profit. Give me the tweets where they beg people to buy their stuff during the convention. I await it with glee.
nertz
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I know I'll regret answering this (and you'll DEFINITELY regret it lol) but:
Ripley's weird-ass Futanari fetish aside, they like, need to use that tissue to build a vag. It has to come from somewhere and domestically nobody does the intestinal version of vaginoplasty. So zero shock that the surgeon was like fuck you no that's retarded.
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Rioley: A doctor looked at me funny so I threw a fit. Old people looked at me funny so I acted retarded on purpose and passed notes like a child with a crush. Someone misgendered me in the hospital so I freaked the fuck out and made complaints.
Also Rioley: Y DID MY DOCTOR CANCEL MY APPOINTMENT??? I AM SUCH GOOD PATIENT
Also Rioley: Y DID MY DOCTOR CANCEL MY APPOINTMENT??? I AM SUCH GOOD PATIENT
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It wouldn't surprise me.
Kevin strikes me as the kind of imbecile that would get told he was the flower girl at a troonoid wedding then given a piece of aluminum foil shaped into a ring just so he could feel important and tweet about it. So when his dumbass inevitably loses it no one has to buy another wedding ring (from the claw machine at the local movie theater).
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Imagine working in the elements everyday trying to take care of a way too large alpaca herd and then seeing this shit from another resident.
“It’s like, I have STUFF to do.”
You could’ve been doing stuff this whole time, Kevin, instead of gross tweeting all day. He has to have some dirt on Phil or Paul, right? They can’t just keep him around cause Phil likes a diaper furry, right?
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Because it's not even pretending that they are trying to treat "gender dysphoria". But, then again, these butchers might at least be more honest about what they are doing. There is no thin veneer of respectability when you agree to create a poor facsimile of someone's ultimate coomer fetish. They are opportunistic psychopaths and they own it. I guess you've got to admire the chutzpah, at least.
Just because I'm horrified, though, doesn't mean that I'm not eager to watch the story of Dr. Frankenstein's troon play out. Rioley is a total asshat so it is going to be amusing to watch him suffer the consequences of his very bad life choices. Especially if he sits around in depends after getting a rot pocket. And, unlike Kev, he's not going to try to maintain the troon lie that every neo-vag is just butterfiles and rainbows. Can't wait for the other troons to attack him for not sticking to the approved talking points and giving aid and comfort to the enemy TERFs.
He could: sweep, dust, mop, wash dishes, clean the nasty kitchen, clean the nasty bathroom, change the sheets. You know, those feminine, girly things that a house full of dudes seem to have neglected for the last year or so.
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Who in the fuck is that on the right? I honestly can't tell with the rapid aging and poor attention to health typical of the average tranny. Kinda looks like the bastard offspring of Wedge and Neck, but I truly can't tell.
Jesus Christ there are GRANDMOTHERS running around that look younger. HRT, not even once. Kevin, farm life is rough but it should rejuvenate you compared to the sheltered city lifestyle.
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Maybe the surgeon just misunderstood when the procedure was scheduled and thought Ripley only wanted the standard penile inversion. Then when the date approached and they reviewed their appointments they were like “Wait, he wants what? I dunno how to fucking do that. Tell miss… Ravioli Store we have to cancel.”
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I wonder if Neck took pictures of his favourite futas to the doctors office to try and explain what he wanted them to do to him.
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As long as they get a big charity payout from the con, their own sales don't matter.
Kevin is gonna watch cartoons all over the country, you guys!!!
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I think the doctor that he wanted to do the surgery is one of the few in the area (maybe even the country?) that does the kind of thing he wants. So, it makes it even funnier that he got turned down. Imagine the psychos he and his office must deal with daily if a big percentage of his clients are getting this weird anime-crotch. And Rioley was still annoying and worrying enough that he got dropped! Countdown until he goes overseas to get it done and gets botched...the meltdown would be glorious.
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Neck (Brian) and Ripley are two different people. It's hard to keep this cast of retards figured out though
Shovel Of Ammunition
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I’ve seen a lot of people recently making this error. I know that it may seem like this is true but you all really must know that nobody is doing hard labor at the ranch. They do not properly take care of the animals. They throw a few bales of hay directly on the ground every morning and fill up a disgusting wading pool with a hose and then take naps the rest of the day when they aren’t setting their stove on fire and drinking wine. They drive all the way into town to get coffee at least once a day.
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True. Kevin and Wedge differ somewhat from the usual troon look though, making them easy to spot.
Kevin has skin like the surface of the moon, didgusting, receding hair, and overall looks like a 50 year old alcoholic farmer after a life of hardship.
Wedge is unusual in the way that he actually cares about his appearance. He conquered the mortal enemy of troondom, the 5 o clock shadow, and his skin is somewhat smooth, meaning he actually uses beauty products.
Normal troons hardly use soap.
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Its considered a speciality surgery and the doctor he was working with is one of very few who actually do it in the US. Thats why them cancelling is a huge deal, he can't find other doctors who will do it.
I do not know the medical reason behind why this is a good idea, but its something that is done primarily for non-binary people. Its formal name is Phallus-preserving Vaginoplasty.
You can see more about it here. Archive.
Under the spoiler is a screen shot taken from this website. Keep in mind this is what they are using to try to tell someone to buy a dickgina from them. And this is more or less what Ripley looked at and decided was the best choice.
EDIT: Added photo and archives.
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Kevin's not schizophrenic. He's just really, REALLY dedicated to practicing his various fetishes 24 hours a day.
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Kev-Kev is now the Tranch's Event Coordinator:
https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1431029627883986944 (Archive)
Yes, the immature manchild who barely has a concept of the value of money (outside of wasting it on toys) is the best person for the job.
https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1431029627883986944 (Archive)
Yes, the immature manchild who barely has a concept of the value of money (outside of wasting it on toys) is the best person for the job.