What is the normal amount of dildos to own?

[Mariposa Electrique]

Spoiler

Asking for a friend

 

[NigKid]

Yeah that's about average

 

[DeusVult]

Why is there a human-shaped dildo in the picture?

 

[Vingle]

He could buy several hours worth of escorts with what's wasted on fucking dildos.

 

[Reverend]

Why is there a human-shaped dildo in the picture?

Because he's transitioning and wants to feel what "Birthing" is like you transphobe bigot.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He could buy several hours worth of escorts with what's wasted on fucking dildos.

Disagree; this is economically and ecologically more sound.

You can wash and reuse dildos. Escorts you can't even compost.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

The sheer size of the anal beads is both impressive and scary.

 

[Vingle]

Disagree; this is economically and ecologically more sound.

You can wash and reuse dildos. Escorts you can't even compost.

Sure, but you can use chloroform and keep them in your basement. And I disagree, dead humans make up for excellent fertiliser

 

[totallyrandomusername]

How many you can fit in your mouth at once.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Zero

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Male = 0, Female = 1

 

[Billy Beer]

Just one, 15 inch long black rubber cock with which to beat people to death who displease you.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Disagree; this is economically and ecologically more sound.

You can wash and reuse dildos. Escorts you can't even compost.

You can so compost an escort! They're completely biodegradable and you frequently find them in the trash.

 

[SandyCat]

The one in the bottom right is the equivalent of giving yourself a colonoscopy

 

[Underperforming]

Enough

 

[MrTroll]

One for each day of the week (except Sunday, you're not supposed to masturbate on Sunday).

 

[DumbDude42]

He could buy several hours worth of escorts with what's wasted on fucking dildos.

fags looking for someone to plow their ass usually dont have to pay for it lol

 

[Un Platano]

Women: 3
Men: 2
In addition to this you can own a sounding rod. Anything past this would be redundant.

 

[User names must be unique]

Just one, 15 inch long black rubber cock with which to beat people to death who displease you.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

It's all fun and games until that Ken doll in the background finds its use.