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Iron Hamster said:
Other than the bacon, Oolong isn't bringing anything to the table either (wacky culinary - look it up Phail - joke!)
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The resemblance is striking.

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UncleFuckAss said:
From my experience the little rinky dink strip mall tournaments at places like Gamestop and FYE are not worth bragging about at all, and its quite sad that he's holding that up as an achievement in modern day. I've been to Madden and Pokemon ones and 9/10 people at them have no clue what they're doing, Most of them are only there for socializing and some of them barely even picked up the game before that day. If you're a legit fan who plays it a moderate amount you're going to crush most of them, if you pay attention to the meta you're probably going to win it all without much effort.

TL;DR DSP probably got that trophy from beating people who didn't even know how to do a hadoken
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I always forget I live in a weirdly cutthroat town competitively speaking. But I also played these people in mall tournaments and now we are best friends!
Scotty said:
This! All of fucking this!

Phil throws spaghetti at the wall hoping that ANYTHING sticks, to where he can be "successful" in his eyes. When he brought up that fucking Tekken trophy from 1997, while saying "Looking at this makes me feel good." shows that dude is holding onto ANYTHING of noteworthy in his past, as he knows he's a fucking loser. Dude is a real life Al Bundy - and that trophy is part of his 4 touchdowns in one game - which he gloated last night. He's unemployable, he KNOWS he's the laughingstock of the internet, and he hates his life.
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You know what. I was gonna tell him off for them not being first place Mall Tekken. But at least it was. And its telling how little I think of him.

But I keep saying that theres nothing wrong with holding on to things like that. But there is about it being all there is. Like, people said, Al had kids, and a wife and a job. Phil has his little Tekken trophy and ummm. Uhhhh hmm
 
They're both showboaters. But Mr. Satan protected a puppy from a vicious alien, loved his daughter, and trained to better himself.
Phil can't be bothered to clean his cat's litterbox, forbid his daughter from going to the hospital, and has somehow grown worse at games despite doing nothing but gaming for over a decade.
 
Mr Satan really isn't so bad! Guy's a very doting dad and granddad, loves his family dearly, insists on providing for the saiyans so they can keep training to be the world's defenders, is really nice to Gohan, and tamed Buu. He does have a maxed out luck stat, but his biggest issue was not realizing how outmatched he was. When he does, he quickly finds new ways to contribute. He even did a great job training Buu for the last tournament of power, even though Buu fell asleep in the end. Even with all this stuff, Satan would have been a pretty credible threat if he made his appearance in Dragon Ball. That was deliberate, of course, introducing this hopelessly outmatched character to show how high the stakes have got.

Any of that would be unthinkable for Phil. Guy "loves" his "family" and uses his luck purely to fleece the wheelchairs. Not to mention he doesn't pay his mahds so they can be on more often, but complains when they're absent. And even in his prime before the competition was stiff, Phil was always a full on clown rather than a serious competitor. Miraculous flukes aside. Satan IS the strongest non ki-empowered human in the series, after all. This means he could wipe the floor with most of the Red Ribbon army, and even trounce Farmer With Shotgun! I don't think it's fair to poor ol' Satan to compare him to Pig With Hatchet.
 
A mate told me quite a few vtubers have called out DSP, and it's funny because everything he talks about, he does himself.
Takes advantage of lonely men
Gets money from spergs

In any way, how is Phil different. How would his defense be if somebody called him out? I don't think if it's his ego or pure stupidity

 
King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Phil is seriously incapable of doing anything on his own goddamn. Spend 5 minutes Googling and you'll find the answer why does he need everything in life handed to him?
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It would of been quicker to google search than to type that drivel on Twitter, I don't understand his logic here, maybe this is just him praying for any kinda of engagement.
 
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