US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Blake Chortles said:
Does he have serious conditions other than dementia? He's old but that can be drawn out for years.
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It's an aggressive form of the condition. In under 2 years, he went from fully lucid to late-stage. This is a process that normally takes 6-8 years.
 
IMO he probably hasn't kicked the bucket (though the hilarity if that's the case), but more likely either the G7 meeting didn't go as intended (so they're struggling to find suitable spin for it) or Kabul chaos doesn't look to be getting better (e.g. CIA meeting rumours, Taliban blocking Afghan access to the airport, Biden acceding to Taliban demands for August 31 pullout).
 
CarlosDanger said:
I heard his G7 conference lasted only 7 minutes, not sure if that legit but if it is that is really bad.
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Stroke, its the most likely thing here if it is a Biden health issue. They occur frequently with neurological conditions.
 
Now that we're on page 2007, who remembers this old gem?
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We fucking time traveling in this thread bois, 2005 how much further can we make it using this child sniffers body as fuel
 
HarpersFerryWest said:
Now that we have an even longer time to wait, here's a little milestone for page 2003:

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If this film was a man I'd marry it in a heart beat. ❤
Can't beat how fantastic and sexy it is ngl.
 
They just told Americans that are totally not stranded, to not come to the airport because of security threats. Ordered to shelter in place and call their representatives for information they will not get.
 
Its insane how well they've been able to suppress info out of Kabul. We can't seem to tell if anything crazy happened theres no news crews and no one streaming.
 
mandatorylurk said:
The G7 meeting goes that all of them were going to tell the Taliban fuck off with the 8/31 deadline, but Biden went ahead and agreed to it and is putting them tits up too.

Because Biden is doing what Chyna wants because they told Hunter what they want, and Chyna wants the west out.
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If that's their intent, that would be the exact opposite thing to do. Driving Europe away from the U.S. will drive them towards Russia. A hostile party to China, who shares a land border.
 
HandsomeDan said:
The less exciting reason (but no less evil) is that they want to wait until the slush Bill passes in the House so he can claim credit.
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No, its currently stuck in the house and not certain to pass the senate.
 
It’s pretty insane I’m seeing more posts about Joe Biden being dead than actually caring about what his pressers told him to say at a press conference.
 
Gehenna said:
If it was just his condition, the pentagon briefing and Pasaki wouldn't have been cancelled as well.
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I could imagine a shitstorm needing all hands on deck if he's dead. But yeah the apparent sudden troop withdrawl probably is part.
 
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