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Im fully in agreement with that quote, and something I would add to it is, whenever I see youtubers commenting on CwC and saying "its all the trolls fault, they pushed him to this by mentally fucking with him for years", or the even worse "kiwifarms tormented this poor woman for years, and they want moral sympathy now" it just further irks me.

There's no differentiation between some better or more neutral trolls, and some of the worse ones. Let alone, a lot of the earlier trolls did attempt to improve CwC's life in a tough love sort of way, did hold a mirror to the guy, and were about as malicious as a guy crank calling a pizza joint in the 90s. What the trolls and early christorians did do was birth lolcow culture and bring CwC to fame, but I do not think that they're the ones who affected his mental state in the worst way.

Its the current attention he gets, the weens constantly trying to contact him and do all but suck his dick, the people who affirm his wildest fantasies, the people on twitter constantly giving him OG internet appraise, and essentially what null points out. Its the issue that he is mentally ill and is able to find people in abundance who will entertain his delusions, will yes-man him, and don't challenge him to change his life. When I used to see people interviewing him for podcasts, entertaining his delusions about the dimensional merge, the "oh yes, I can see you making out with rosechu, youre quite cute", something just went badly wrong with the dude and humoring his delusions was the worst thing the internet possibly did.



As you say, its the orbiters, the weens, and the twitter stans who I think fed the guys delusions the most. Then you get into weens like ILJ, who both feed and want to take advantage of the situation to their own benefit as well in a more direct way.
Absolutely, everyone likes to talk about blue spike making him stick crayola model magic up his retarded bunghole but blue spike is not even anywhere near as damaging to CWC's life as his stupid pony fucker faggots who play into his delusions. The ILJ's the Espeons, the Praetors, the Orbiters , the Bobs & Barbs , who play into his delusions and fantasies... ironically the "mean" trolls were the one's giving it to him straight for the most part.
 
In a lot of manga translations, the translators will have a couple memes at the end of an issue. Reading a horror manga, and guess who I spotted in said issue? Amusing to see that general awareness of ILJ is really piercing through a lot of areas.

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I thought that the "Bella" person would end up being some sort of retard him-/herself, maybe on par with A-Log, the Sons of Kojima, or the people who troll Wings of Redemption.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
This really is the ultimate horror retard. It's so fucking kino too, the biggest incident in lolcow history being instigated by the biggest villain in lolcow history. I'm glad I'm here to witness it all unfold live.
Forgive my retardation and reluctance to google (seeing as it is Bella), but what does ‘kino’ mean?
 
Forgive my retardation and reluctance to google (seeing as it is Bella), but what does ‘kino’ mean?
"kino" means something that is really entertaining/good to watch. the shitheads on 4chan often describe their favorite movies as "kino". It can be an adjective or a noun. Some people use it sarcastically, some are genuine.
Ex: "Drive (2011) is pure kino, I'm literally him!" or "chrischan content is kino"
 
Boiled a hamster alive? Isn’t that one of the early signs for a serial killer
Weird how if you didn’t know this girl. Just by looking at her pictures, you’d swear she’s normal. It’s interesting that some people you can tell right away looking at them that there’s something off and others, not so much.
 
I went away for a week and two lolcow level trannies had completely taken over the "investigation".

Its too bad this has derailed into nonsensical Charlie Day whiteboards after the initial group could no longer jack it to daily Discord drops and started scrambling for literally anything remotely sort of related despite neither being informative or funny.

Thankfully someone had the capacity to create a summary, pretty much the only post of value. No wonder only like 5% of cows get their own subsections.
 
Thankfully someone had the capacity to create a summary, pretty much the only post of value. No wonder only like 5% of cows get their own subsections.
If it turns into a total flash in the pan the subforum will be spergatoried and the main thread will be kept. At least people aren't creating a dozen new threads every day.
 
Posted this in the meme thread, but decided to post it in the off topic too, because I loved how some actual clips dropped of our favourite girl. For her 20th, it would be appropriate to show the state of our fungal princess. From the ween, to the doxxing of her illuminati group, hampster boiling, and more! Our mushroom princess gitty as can be!!!


Good way to have a funny representation of all of the wonderful clips that have been gathered over the last couple of weeks. The videos of the self harm are quite mind boggling, but she is a crazy sped.
 
Lol how many of those places do you think Bella could survive in?

Although if I were Bella due to her newfound notoriety I might take to wearing a burqa so nobody recognized me. So...the UAE?
Josh is in serbia, which im 90% sure doesn't have extradition. 800 a week and you're upper middle class.
 
Josh is in serbia, which im 90% sure doesn't have extradition. 800 a week and you're upper middle class.
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This is off topic as hell and I'll probably move it but it's annoying when people post "90% sure" facts easily confirmed to be wrong lol
 
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This is off topic as hell and I'll probably move it but it's annoying when people post "90% sure" facts easily confirmed to be wrong lol
Countries with extradition treaties with the United States but are known for refusing extradition requests are Ecuador, Cuba, Bolivia, Nicaragua, Iceland, Switzerland, Venezuela, and Zimbabwe. On the other hand, some countries without an extradition treaty, such as Yemen in the Middle East, are known for returning fugitives.
she has at least two good options that aren't shitholes if they keep refusing.
 
Josh is in serbia, which im 90% sure doesn't have extradition. 800 a week and you're upper middle class.
No, Serbia does have an extradition treaty with the U.S. It went into force on April 23, 2019. It's kind of irrelevant, though, since the U.S. isn't seeking him and has no reason to do so. If things got hairy, he could always hop a train over to bordering Montenegro, which doesn't.
 
Do you want some sense in the painful and crushing uselessness of this entire situation? Are you a post-merger wondering how to integrate into KiwiFarms? Are you Micheal Anthony Janke, and are you really regretting not pulling out 20 years ago? Are you the poor Janny deleting this thread - for free, at that?

If any of these describe you, you may be looking for a sense of renewed meaning and vigor in your life. If you weren't, why would you be reading about some MKUltra turbo-ween on a New Zealand avian life appreciation forum? Luckily for you, I have just the solution: the ISLAM, or the Isabella (Slut) Loretta Answers Motto. Whenever you feel confused, all you need to do is a recite this simple oath, and you'll receive the clarity/wisdom/post-birth abortion/involuntary retirement (NOTE TO ALI: PLEASE ADD DETAILS) that you desire!

Merely say:
lā ʾilāha ʾillā llāh muḥammadun rasūlu llāh

Wasn't that easy? At this point, you've become ISLAMic. Remember to always repeat this motto when you feel confused again! For further reading, I have a nifty self-help book that expands on some of the concepts of ISLAM. You can read it for free online here: quran.com. Once you've completed this step, remember to preach the word(s) of ISLAM to all of your friends and family, even if they haven't heard of ILJ.

Thank you all for your participation in ISLAM, and remember, we own you now.

مَا شَاءَ ٱللَّٰهُ
 
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Forgive me my retardation, but what is the latest activity known of the Fungal Princess? There are a ton of threads now.
 
Forgive me my retardation, but what is the latest activity known of the Fungal Princess? There are a ton of threads now.
Things have been mostly quiet now for a few weeks. Most recent interesting thing I believe was her dad putting up the New Mexico mansion on the 30th (iirc the date it was listed).
 
yeah, the mushroom understandably doesn't like the light and wants to return to the darkness all fungus desire
Obviously she gone to ground to wait out the intense interest in mycology
Gonna be years lol, she is a fascinating person. Her story is more interesting than most fiction, navy seal father, worst chess club in the world, incest fetishism & other sex stuff, gay ops, her self-identifying as a internet god.

This is pretty much an anime lol, and a good one. I can't wait for the next episode.
She kinda is Lain, in a way. Her internet personality/alter ego took over her life.
 
I'd love to somehow see how the first post of the Janke thread evolved over time, due to the tireless efforts of the great spooky bones.
It was exciting, as the dox were flying left and right, the mushroom princess and posse posting, Sinnerman playing in the background, watching ralph film chris chan live. I'm glad to have been here for it.
Because you are the only frogposter that I like I will show you something.

One of the cool things about xenForo is that your edits are actually saved and fully revertable.

All of them.

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The mind reels.

And, when everything kicked off, it looked like this:

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My perspective on a lot of things has changed, and yet it is remarkable how much has not, from this very basic outline.
 
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